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Photo dump, stories and crap

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Hoover Dam

December 2019

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The Type A Guide to Spontaneous Travel – Member Feature Stories – Medium

Why you should try going into your next trip without a plan, even if you typically like to schedule vacation itineraries, meals, and logistics down to the minute.

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How Elon Musk Learns Faster And Better Than Everyone Else

How is it even possible that Elon Musk could build four multibillion companies by his mid-40s — in four separate fields (software, energy…

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21 Quotes That (If Applied) Change You Into a Better Person

As long as man has been alive, he has been collecting little sayings about how to live. We find them carved in the rock of the Temple of…

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[just-shower-thoughts]

School does not prepare you for the real world, it prepares you for more school.

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Whenever someone writes “that that”, they know that others will think it’s a typo, even though they know that that is grammatically correct.

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Many years ago, before I realized what the real world was like, I had a job working in a food booth (fried chicken, french fries, baked potatoes) at an amusement park, and one day a guest comes up asking “does the chicken have meat in it?”

Like, fuckin what? I had to look around to make sure I wasn’t being punked or something. I had no idea humans came in this level of stupid.

I respond, “……..Yes. Yes, the chicken has meat.”

“Oh. Okay.” And he walks away without buying anything. 

Fifteen years later, I still sometimes wonder what the hell was going on.

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So I work the morning shift at Tim Horton's

Me: “How can I help you today?”

Customer: “Can I have the breakfast sandwich?”

Me: “Ok, did you want sausage or bacon?”

Customer: “Yes”

Me: *Looks at the security camera like I’m on “The Office”*.

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19 juillet : Je suis allé à Musée des beaux-arts en Ottawa. J'ai une réplique à la maison. D'abord, j'ai trouvé la carte postale au magasin puis je suis allé au musée pour trouver la peinture originale.

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Family trip in Québec City. Trying out gimbal of DJI Osmo Mobile 2. (low quality, file was compressed)

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10 juillet : Je suis allé à cabane à sucre. J'ai vu comment le sirop d'érable est fabriqué. C'est très intéressant. Nous avons essayé des bonbons à l'érable. J'ai donné le reste du bonbon au chien parce qu'il aime ça. Il se cache parce qu'il est timide, il pense qu'il l'a volé.

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Aujourd'hui, c'est le deuxième jour depuis mon arrivée à Ottawa pour étudier le français. Il fait beau. Nous terminons notre excursion à Québec pour la cabane à sucre. Après, je vais aller au marché chinois pour acheter de la nourriture et rentrer à la résidence.

[theliteraryjournals]

“One day I decided that I was beautiful, and so I carried out my life as if I was a beautiful girl. I wear colors that I really like, I wear makeup that makes me feel pretty, and it really helps. It doesn’t have anything to do with how the world perceives you. What matters is what you see. Your body is your temple, it’s your home, and you must decorate it.”

— Gabourey Sidibe (via wordsnquotes)