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[2000ish]

[sandandglass]

[sagesenora-deactivated20181103]

I'ma miss the hell out of him.

[kingrudegyalchina]

Yo he’s so boss .

How is betting illegal but we got wall-street?

[amarperdona-deactivated20180311]

Is anyone writing an AU yet?

[unintentionalenigma-blog]

Here is the full article, it’s my favorite thing ever

[gayboomhauer]

[aviewerlikeyou]

supervisory special agent babyface 

[ghostsandgoblins]

[actualdogvines]

[quinn-fabray]

[sw-or-gtfo-deactivated20211219]

my bf has many interesting stories and observations from his new job as a 911 operator

my favorite is how meandering people are, even in the midst of a terrible emergency

they respond to “what is the emergency” with “well, the thing is, four weeks ago–”

and then he’s like “WHAT IS THE EMERGENCY RIGHT NOW”

and they’re like “so what happened this morning was, i said to my wife, i said–”

“WHAT IS CURRENTLY HAPPENING AT THIS MOMENT”

“oh i’m having a heart attack”

my second favorite is how specific he has to get sometimes

like, “what is your emergency?”

“i’m sitting in a pool of blood.”

“… is it… your blood?”

“yes i think so”

“do you know where it’s coming from?”

“probably the stab wound”

“have you been stabbed?”

“oh yah definitely”

[lizawithazed]

In all fairness shock is a hell of a drug

[versacesofas]

[lzbth]

me, after eating 1 healthyish meal that might have involved a vegetable: i am gonna sign up for yogalates and spin classes and next year’s marathon i am a pinnacle of health and wellbeing yesterday i may have only eaten a packet of crisps and drank 4 glasses of wine but today i am Health Woman

[sexpansion-deactivated20201116]

[notchicken]

[sealxgod]

[another-weird-blogger]

[goodassdog]

[dutchster]

i’ve seen enough porn to know what they’ll expect of me at this job interview

[netals]

[dorrismccomics]