Howdy Folks

heidi | she/her, they/them welcome to my chaotic space currently watching: lil bit of everything, brain is mush atm

[catchymemes]

[bigdsgirl]

Man is FLUSTERED over the smallest compliment oh how I adore him

And my girl over here recognizing his goodness

And then they FLIRT AND EARS TOUCH AND IM FLUSTERED!!!!

And then she touches his elbow and he buys every bolt of silk so no one else can wear it and I just

[bigdsgirl]

Zhao ling at least once per episode

[bbrothertedd]

[mothcub]

What’s popping, you ask? Why, it’s my joints.

[hheartsdramas]

i need people to stop finding and reblogging my fated hearts posts. i'm trying to avoid the siren call to rewatch it for the 30,595th time and the constant reminders of how much i love it are not helping!

[fake-married-my-dead-fiance]

Every so often someone likes a bunch of posts from some show and I'm like, "I should watch that again."

It's a problem (it isn't a problem)

Watch Fated Hearts!

[dangermousie]

Some people watch porn.

I watch this.

[justplaggin]

We must find a fresh recruit, who is trustworthy and unknown locally, to act as our informant. A total stranger with no ties. Someone with courage, grit and integrity. But where can we find such a person?

[misslemonbar]

wen ke xing: im obsessed with you. i love you and believe we’re soulmates and i want to know and understand everything about you so i can love all of it, even if it’s really really really fucked up cause im chill like that ha ha

zhou zishu: ok. same.

wen ke xing: AWESOME.

wen ke xing: wait, what do you mean “same”???

zhou zishu: you wanna love me and know me and all my fucked up shit? fine. but best believe im gonna uncover all YOUR fucked up shit

wen ke xing: wait

zhou zishu: and i am gonna hold you accountable for all the stupid shit you do but fuck up ANYONE ELSE who tries to pull you up on it because fuck them, only I get to do that

wen ke xing: wait

zhou zishu: and you can best believe that I will uncover EVERY SINGLE PIECE OF YOUR TRAGIC BACKSTORY

wen ke xing: no

zhou zishu: and I am gonna ACCEPT YOU and LOVE YOU for EVERYTHING THAT YOU ARE because you are MY FUCKING MAN NOW, BITCH

wen ke xing: *screams of horror*

[bigdsgirl]

My girl said she needed a man and the opening notes of this iconic tune started in my head

[bigdsgirl]

“But who could we find to be our informant?”

Zhao Ling, popping in:

Fu Tingyun, barging in:

[jievn]

Grandmother, am I truly a phoenix? Or am I merely the branch meant only to lure phoenixes for you?

[da-man-si]

the road to splendor first four episodes, a summary:

[justherefortheasianshows]

SHE GIVES ME LIIIIIFE omg she’s amazing!

[arthur-lesters-right-arm]

Yeah sure I'll sexualize that fictional man, it's 5 o'clock somewhere

[nocassandra]

Episode 1 of The Road to Splendor

PORN!

Salt!

Smugglers!

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife.

[k-uwaiti-deactivated20210813]

don’t ask me “wyd” u know i’m at home deteriorating