Ah Yes, The Horrors™

Guys I am NOT the official Malevolent blog i violate audio drama integrity too much for that

[arthur-lesters-right-arm]

John: Orthur whatever it is you can tell me

Arthur, embarrassed to talk about his dead doomed yaoi hallucination: everyhting i.sF ine

[arthur-lesters-right-arm]

How do we think Arthur feels when Faroe 𝐼𝐼 says smth like ok dad im gonna go take a bath. Do you think he's like NO !FAROE DON;T uhhhhhh BATHTU.Bis brok en !!! Or do you think John is like Oarthur you can't let her know anything is wrong orthur you've already "accidentally" walked in her bathing thrice it's getting creepy bro and he actually says bro bc he's like a cool and hip preteen at this point bc two seasons ago he was born yesterday or smth

[the-skys-a-social-construct]

arthur suddenly talking in that unintelligible old-timey detective speak as soon as he runs into another detective is FRYING ME

bro WHAT are you saying. “i saw the stiff, he gave me the works, we had a dust up and he blew out the window” okay yeah sure man whatever

[magn-animously]

Faroe: we could bond by talking about a sweet childhood memory while sharing a pie! 💖

Arthur, panicking: I KILLED A MAN TODAY.

[that-is-a-name]

In part 46, Arthur talks about how as a child, he was jealous of his first best friend because of how his father dotted on him, so he snatched the toy his father made him and burned it

Then Arthur, seconds after praising John’s work, called it cheap because John mentioned that he was struggling with writing music

His action as a child, while cruel, can still be justified and even pitied as a child's envy of another who has everything he wanted, and he was too young with no guidance

But then he grows up, and you see that he's the same envious boy who's willing to hurt others who have things he doesn't. And in John’s case, it's not even something he was granted, it's a hobby and a talent that is very human at its core, and completely inspired by Arthur. And Arthur, jealous, drags him down and throws a cheap shot at his confidence.

While I hate this part of Arthur’s character, I'm also really glad that it's there. Harlan didn't decide that after the events of Malevolent Arthur would become a wise, perfect protagonist. Nope, he's still full of flaws, and while his character developed, it didn't really change. He's still the same man, but at least now he's trying.

He'd tell John he's proud of his work instead of letting their friendship die like he did with William.

[dysaniadisorder]

okay now that that malev part is public i can share my silly thoughts

[arthur-lesters-right-arm]

Hey when I post smth batshit crazy and quite frankly odd about Malevolent just know i do it under the premonition that I am sorry and will regret it

[arthur-lesters-right-arm]

John what the fuck, you think I wouldnt find out that you're writing fanfiction about me? Do you understand how this makes me look? But Oarthur I used a different name John how am I supposed to believe you when it's dubiously Arthur Lester Shaped? Both the firsy and last names are two syllables. Oarthur I'm sorry for monetizing on your experiences without your permission, I'm sorry, I only did it because I was under the impression that you were proud of your work. John what are you talking about? Well Oarthur you're upset because I based the mystery of my story on our last case. No John I'm not talking about the mystery plot. You're not? No John I'm talking about the 5 pages of graphic gay sex where IM the bottom. Is this seriously what you think of me? What are the others going to think? Oh Orthur you weren't supposed to see that. No? You think just because I'm blind I'm clueless? I heard the other detectives talking about it you selfish prick. Orthur I promise that has nothing to do with you. He was loosely based off your detective skills but the similarities end there! You liar, that's it, next time I shag a snappy moustached man, you're going in timeout. But oarthur no that's my inspiration! Ha! So you admit it? You DID base the gay sex after me. Orathur no I I didn't mean it! You filthy rotten liar, I thought we were why am I writing this this is so stupid I'm sorry Harlan I'll never besmirch this show again

[dionevogler]

[ceaselessims]

john don't get any ideas about writing plays now

[that-is-a-name]

Why does Michael Callahan's name sound so familiar?? It's driving me insane since ep 1 like when you see an actor and you swear you've seen them in some other movie but can't remember what movie, and you haven't watched anything in their imdb.

Why do I know that name?? Was it the name of a character in another podcast??? Why is it so familiar?????

[arthur-lesters-right-arm]

Divorce addicts after 6 seasons of divorce: no guys I can stop anytime. See look I gave Oarthur an anti-divorce time-out ability. I'm clean

Divorce addicts 2 eps into the Divorce Show Sequel: we're bringing back his dead partner. So they can divorce

[jellyfish-are-stars]

how does arthur wank. does he have a code word to tell john so he can put him in timeout. do they take turns. i need to know.

[your-mom-friend]

When John was like Arthur he’s tackled you! Like yeah buddy he could tell thank you though

[vickozone]

🎵I know you know who I am…🎶

that episode was a rollercoaster

[arthur-lesters-right-arm]

Arthur I know you're freaked out by your new hallucination of your dead partner that you killed but have you tried having sex with it. Like it's probably not gonna help or even work and it's actually probably going to make the situation worse but have you at least considered it

[arthur-lesters-right-arm]

Arthur: I finally discovered a way to put this entity in my head in eldritch time-out so that I can have a lick of privacy and we don't keep getting hindered by petty arguments and mental cabin fever, maybe my life can finally have some sense of normalcy

Hallucination of his dead partner, suddenly materializing: oh haven't you heard