Random Brain Farts and sh*t

Random bullsh*t :)

[radjew]

if you buy me cute underwear i’ll model it for you

[theflapofrabdolph-blog]

[jeaanmoreau]

#this is why they made you live under the stairs for 10 years.

[bitchpleaseteachme]

[david-tennants-little-fangirl]

[the-kellephant]

I still laugh at this every single time I see it.

[gifbro]

[mangoestho-deactivated20161001]

OMG STOP THIS IS ADORABLE

[tigersareendangered]

mangohalwa

[cashewcream-deactivated20170602]

im the food

[andrewbelami]

ME AS A MOM

[lilpomseed-deactivated20140707]

[christinefriar]

Unwilling to speak about anything but how gently this baby says “cheese” today. Thank you for understanding.

[caribbeanheaux-deactivated20151]

i will never ever get over this “cheese.. TAKE THE PICTURE”

[platform-nine]

[theonlyboof-blog]

You can actually see the facial differences if you look closely

[did-you-know]

You can be ‘TheDress That Broke the Internet’ for Halloween. Source

[paul-hollywood-is-a-little-bitch]

#why be a racist stereotype when u can be THIS

[bigfatclumsypig]

freshman year: *politely calls teacher Mr./Mrs.*

senior year: *takes selfie with teacher, posts it on Instagram and captions it "my homie Richard"*

[vaspim-deactivated20131011]

[nintendogs64-deactivated2013080]

I’m crying real tears rn

[itssexualhour]

one time me and my friend were going through my dads drawers and we found some condoms and lubricant, so we decided it was a good idea to fill up the condoms with the lubricant and put them in the microwave and when it beeped we poked the condoms with a pin and burning hot lubricant sprayed on us and it felt like satan had ejaculated on our faces

[exwhorcist]

what were you planning to achieve

[coleh0le]

Funerals 60 years from now …

[cowten-deactivated20220510]

OH MYFUCKING GODDDD

[hadaes-deactivated20170202]

cop: where were you last night? shakira: at home sleeping shakira’s hips: she was at the club where the murder took place shakira: son of a

[kissmelou]

as a college student, my favorite words are “canceled” and “free”

[je-ne-suis-pas-un-oiseau]

Free pizza is cancelled

[classyroar]

Why would you even say something like that

[drogomira-deactivated20200913]

if “history repeats itself”

then who’s gonna be the next idiot to try and invade russia during winter

[transviktortalis]

#donald trump

[grimdark]

[willow]

me this is me

[bonerrqueen-deactivated20161027]

how to respond to unwanted dick pics: step 1. destroy him