weird alien trapped in the body of a hot girl

18+, minors dni - they/them - 25 - currently posting abt with house of wax, rob zombie films, ghoap, and assorted other kitchy horror films

[the-muppet-joker]

Had a haunting nightmare that I started a political movement similar to the one at the end of the Joker movie but instead of burning things down and being crazy, all of my followers just dressed up as the Joker and stood at street corners holding signs that said things like "IM NOT JOKIN" and "WHY SO FURIOUS" as like, a vague protest against Everything Going On Economically And Politically Right Now. It was called jotesting (Joker Protesting) and it resulted in my Tumblr account getting nuked

[park3rz]

[whorrorifics]

✨girl dinner✨

[hanighul]

Some more Sinclair bros cursed image redraws :3

[kittyflanders]

I know he's an absolutely abhorrent character, but I, unfortunately, still want to fuck him. hope this helps!!!

[bardoftheshire]

Okay, but Greta was so fucking stupid for killing Brahms. Like, he killed for her, he begged her to stay, I would've IMMEDIATELY FOLDED as soon as he said he'd be a good boy. Like, he's literally a grizzly bear, he's probs like 6'0"+ oh my god, like, dude he's actually so fucking strong, bad example but it's so hard to lift someone up off the bound and pin them to the wall with just two hands like, bro-

[classichorrorblog]

31 Directed by Rob Zombie (2016)

[k1nky-r0b0t-g1rl]

on their clit like morse code

[estrogenesis-evangelion]

"S.O.S. we're going down"

[k1nky-r0b0t-g1rl]

fuck dont be funnier than me on my own post

[k1nky-r0b0t-g1rl]

No stop that

[foone]

... - . -. -.. . -.-.

[oddlysexypancake]

uhh?

[foone]

In 1947, an British flight from Buenos Aires, Argentina to Santiago, Chile reported their status over Morse code as "ETA SANTIAGO 17.45 HRS STENDEC". That last word is nonsense, so the tower asked for clarification. They repeated: STENDEC. STENDEC.

They were never heard from again. 11 people vanished, apparently along with their plane, and the only clue is that last word.

And no one knows what the fuck "STENDEC" means.

[monsata]

She STEN on my DEC until I'm never heard from again.

[pileofknives]

[nostrem]

[dorothylarouge]

[thatpumpkinmf]

You met me at a very dictatorstabbing time of my life

[victusinveritas]

[magicratfingers]

oh my god what’s behind you

where

*sshhhhh*

[engagedtobefree]

Reminder that THIS YEAR makes 2,069 years since Caesar died. I know everyone celebrated it last year but that math was wrong because there is no year 0, so you always subtract 1 when calculating AD to BC.

So if you accidentally celebrated 2,069 years last year, congrats, you get to celebrate it again!!!

[backonmyvampirebullshit]

March 2026 be like

[gwennkoi]

[the-muppet-joker]

The Androgynous Person in my Bugs and Slime Class smiled at me today. Can they tell I am like them? I want to be a bug so they will look at me