Muppet-joker-superfan

BIGGEST MUPPET JOKER FAN!!

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Guys I redownloaded tumblr and scrolled and scrolled and now I’m bored ☹️

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GUYS I SLEPT LAST NIGHT!!

[themuppetarchives]

I hope you're as interested in know wtf he means by a breeding kink. Bc he hates women but has a breeding kink? It makes no sense to me and he has been routinely ignoring my questions.

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Out of all of the madness here, from the monumental amount of irrationality around you...it is The Muppet Joker's breeding kink that you take issue with?

This is your breaking point? Allow me to be the one to tell you, if this is your line, you are not prepared for the true depths of the world you've found yourself in.

I assume he's ignoring your questions because the answers are obvious. A breeding kink is in no way obligatorily associated with womanhood or femininity in any way. It can be, but it doesn't need to be to work. Divorce yourself from the idea that pregnancy and the associated processes are intrinsic to any given gender or sexual expression.

Outside of that...is. Is the fact that the breeding kink is specific to a Muppet (Kermit) just...irrelevant to you? Would this make more sense to you if Kermit was some sort of...cisgender female puppet? Then the breeding kink would be perfectly sensible?

This has broken me.

He wants to breed the puppet, anon. He wants to cum in the puppet and make half Joker half Muppet spawn. He doesn't want to breed a woman.

He wants to breed Kermit the Frog.

It's not that complicated. Get out of my sight.

[the-muppet-joker]

Thank you for defending me. It's true, I make that muppet soooooooo pregnant with load after load after load of my- No, I shan't say. Anyways thank you for supporting my right to impregnate Kermit. What would I do without you Archivist.

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Question, can Kermit give birth?

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I can’t sleep it’s 4 in the morning why can’t I sleep damnit.

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I would like to know what “Mpreg” means.. I assume it means male pregnancy.. but I would love for someone to actually tell me.

(P.s, does anyone know how to get my dog to stop snoring while she is awake)

[muppetjokernumber7fan]

hey guys, can we not deadname the muppet joker? disagree with him all you want, but there's no need to be shitty about it

@descimatedcroakernightmares @descimatedpiggydreams @gonzobatman1

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I completely agree