whisper sweet puns into my ear

I'm DUTCH, I'm OVER 30, I'm LESBIAN but bad at it. Look at my blog. 🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️ • art tag •

[sandmandaddy69]

[get-thee-to-a-shrubbery]

[ferret-on-pancakes]

[its-your-mind]

[miteistic]

[nick-nonya]

[cleanedupcorporationprogress]

[boothyghost]

[all-save-challenge]

I love this post especially the rat part

going on me feed

[trolleybusaberrations]

what do you mean there are exactly zero rats i. this post

[bingle-official]

[primordialsoupvendor]

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

[definitely-not-a-plant]

[spectroacha]

DOES IT NOT STOP

[historical-fashion-polls]

which outfit would you rather wear? (1787)

left 💚🤍

right 💚🩷💛

Voting ended onMay 23

requested by: @my-deer-friend

request: late-18th-century men's court suits, preferably in green or blue

commentary from the curator: admittedly, I am not as familiar with historical menswear, so I did some searching around and I think these are court suits?? unfortunately the plates themselves had no labels, but comparing them with extant garments, they look like at least a similar style? if they're not though, feel free to let me know and I can search up some different ones! ☺️

[animoogus]

the joker...

[ometochtli2rabbit]

[parkchanwoohoo]

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexy Women Contest 2026 Final Round

GLaDOS (Portal)

Morticia Addams (The Addams Family)

Voting ended onApr 12

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

It’s almost over

[animoogus]

No matter where you go, you will always have to witness people have the worst takes you've ever heard that make you want to die. Amen.

[daughter-of-sapph0]

tw lying

Keep reading

[coldestcaress]

Fuckin Phantom of the Dive Bar here

[strange-aeons]

[cockout-knockout]

…

[cockout-knockout]

hes got a buddy now

[lesbianslimefriend]

smith college girls for i-d magazine 2004

[maaarine]

2014 Vienna Philharmonic New Year's Concert with Daniel Barenboim — Johann Strauss I, Radetzky March, Op. 228

@tojibignaturals

[revieloutionne]

[ospreyonthemoon]

I love that, like. He KNOWS the audience want to clap and so he's using them as an extra instrument. He turns around and goes hey, stop, and hopes they understand conductor gestures and it works, and then he has clapping he can use when he wants

[babyanimalgifs]

Caught my dog doing a lil two step at the park like it's nothing

(Source)

[heavensmostadorableangel]

And the thing is, "teen-by-default" in online chatrooms will not save people from grooming or predators. In fact, the assumption that you are talking to a peer in your own age group online is like. Absolutely a thing that is used to built rapport and groom people. And something that kids used to be warned about all the time. Not at all to say that every case is like that, but you get what I mean

[drst]

Heads up my trans and queer friends, do not participate in this study. Spread the word to stay away;

Skeet from Alejandra Caraballo that says: If you see this, don't participate. It's a rigged study by Lisa Littman and unethical researcher J. Michael Bailey meant to undermine access to care. Spread the word.

[zeroaddzero]

[razerbackbitch]

[callali1y]

every time someones says "hey how are you" and i say "good" and forget to add the "how about you?" i feel like i've missed a quicktime event