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Yall are cowards for deleting this caption.

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*tsk* Gotta hate it when you chip a nail.
Yall are cowards for deleting this caption.
Since I'm keyed into my Genestealer Cult and set on having Catachan Brood Brothers, I'm glad to discover I had enough old, decrepit relic Catachan Infantry bits to build a squad of 10.
Just gotta find a second Flamer and scrounge up some heads from my leftover Neophyte Hybrid bits and I'll be set!
I saved 60 bucks on models I will replace THE SECOND a modern Catachan Infantry kit is previewed.
Small victories,! Yay!
Wow...
um... No!
It's my blog and I'll post whatever I want.
Save the comment next time and just block me if you're so snowflake. Block anyone who posts things you don't like. You don't have to add anything. Just walk on by and block.
You curate the content you see on tumblr.
I'm gonna delete your comment and block YOU for being a dick. You wont even see this reply.
/shrug
It's bad enough that this Cadian Kill Team stole the role of a potential Catachan Kill Team, but now they're up for pre-order next week, but The Red Terror (which shared a release box with them) is nowhere to be seen.
Between the Kasrkin and the Brood Brothers kits, Cadians are well covered on the Kill Team front. Not to mention the huge range refresh they got not too long ago.
And now Cadians get ANOTHER kit.
Meanwhile, Catachan has been stuck with this since 3rd edition; I used to have a Catachan Guard Army with these models when I was like, 17 years old... I'm 44 now!
Get a load at how poorly the lasgun bit lines up with the weapon's stock; this screenshot is from the GW webstore. You can look it up yourself. Not even the professionals can assemble this kit without issues.
The Lasguns come separate to the arms, and whole; you have to cut off the Lasgun's stock and pistol-grip so that it can be replaced by the stock/pistol-grip sculpted on the arm/hand. With no indentations sculpted into the flakk jacket on the torso to accommodate the Lasgun, you're hard pressed to get it to line up straight.
That's how it was done back in the late 90's/early 2000's; we just had to raw-dog it and modify the kit, right out of the box to make it work.
And if you want Catachans, you still do; at a cost of 60 bucks for the privilege.
Look! They're so embarrassed by this old kit, that the model they show in the thumbnail on the app is from the Command Squad (which came out a few years later).
Good luck building a Guard Infantry squad using the Catachan Command Squad kit lol.
A Kill Team set where a squad of Guardsmen go up against a big Tyranid gribley would have been the perfect opportunity to release a Catachan Devils Kill Team/Catachan Jungle Fighters Infantry Squad, duel kit.
And they BOTCHED it.
“I’ll keep wishing for a world where you’ll be happy”
nothing can stop DAKKA BOSS (proceeds to evaporate in a cloud of failed hazardous checks)
its ok theyre Gods lil helpers
And boy are they clumsy
Hi, these bees are babies! They’re not clumsy at all, this is what is called orientation flights. After birth and before beginning their careers as foragers (as all Honey bees cycle through all the jobs in the Hive throughout their lifespan), Honey bees take short flights back and forth, to and from the Hive, to orient themselves with their wings and their home so they can learn its location and how to get back home after foraging! Everyone has to learn, these are just smol little baby turkeys. Bees use the angle of the sun for location so adults have a better and more direct sense of location than any human
IM SO PLEASED TO LEARN THIS!!!
They are just!!! Student drivers!!! 😭
BONK!
As one person under my post on Twitter said : " There's a reason they're called "Orks" "
Shout out to the real winners of the 40k Armageddon reveal... The Squigs!
Short for "Squiggly Beasts", the term Squig is a catch-all phrase for the multitude of Orky sub-species that emerge from the same fungal spores as Gretchin and Orks.
Squigs come in many shapes and sizes; but all of them are somehow useful to an Ork. From Hair-Squigs worn like living toupees, to Oil-Squigs that secrete fluids for lubricating machinery, to face eating Gnasher-Squigs that make for good Squig eating contests (swallow the Gnasher-Squig whole without it biting your face off).
None of these Squigs look particularly useful; but then again, who's to say what is useful to an Ork... other than another Ork.
Still, its good to see some extra Squigs kicking around new Ork sculpts just being there.
We got us another one!
And these are the other two kitbashes I would love to do, if I could get the Catachan models.
It worked very well.
SGT "Ripper" Jackson's traitor-degenerate xenos cousin... PTE "Det-Cord Katie" Jackson, Hero of the Many-Handed Emperor, Döner be His name, for we are His Kebab.
Just need something for her to rest left leg on - suggestions welcome :3
Listening to Black Library audiobooks is dangerous.
Like, I just put my Tyranids on a shelf; since the Red Terror is not available, I can''t finish collecting them, let alone paint them.
I was looking for a quick and easy win; a small army to collect and paint up, and maybe put on display so I can feel like I did something. I went with a small 1000 point force of Death Guard.
I'm a Xenos-Andy but I still love me some Chaos, and Nurgle most of all. Even though the Chaos Marines army I would love to have one day would represent all four gods equally, you gotta start somewhere.
So I slapped down the cash, and got a heap of Plague Marines coming in that mail.
Then, randomly, I started listening to the Day of Ascension... again.
So, yeah nah, now I want to work on my Genestealers again; but not on the Purestrains who have been sitting in a container since April, I want new stuff! Those new Imperial Guard Centaur and Hippogriff models look shiny. And I'm feeling nostalgic for my old-old Catachan army I had in 99. Can't really justify having Guard and GSC, so lets combine them into a Brood Brothers style army.
I have SGT Ripper Jackson still sealed in her box, from years ago - tell me she wouln't kitbash brilliantly with the Reductus Saboteur; she's even got a bionic leg on the same side as the Saboteur's burn scars on her face...
Gah!
If this isn't ADHD I don't know what is. I left out all the other ideas I was thinking about in between making these choices, and I know, as soon as I see the rest of the new Orks, I could just as easy switch to listening to Profit of the WAAAGH! and go Ork-crazy (Armageddon box still sitting there)
I need one of those trollies...
The wheeling tower of "I'll get back to it later; I got new shiny to play with".
The core conceit of Lord of the Rings is pretty funny. You are a twenty three year old in a suburb of Maine. The little bracelet in your grandpa’s attic has an inscription on it that is the password to the world’s entire nuclear arsenal. It is up to you to walk to the only hydraulic press in the world, located in Arizona, before the FBI finds the bracelet, kills you, and enslaves the suburb of Maine you currently live in
Also the 90-year old hobo that your grandpa beat in a rap battle for possession of the bracelet while hiding from the Romanian secret police really loved the bracelet because it was coated in small amounts of LSD and tried to hunt and kill your grandpa to get it back. He was then apprehended by the FBI and instantly gave them your grandpa’s address. Seal Team Six is about to break down your door and shoot you, says your local congressman who can also do cool magic tricks
There's a guy in NY who MIGHT be capable of destroying the codes but won't coz he simply wants to spend time with his wife. So it's up to your grandpa's old friend in rural Ohio to get you the friends capable of finishing the task.
And we must not, at any point, remember the existence of aircraft and ask aloud why we can't just fly to Arizona
We can't use aircraft because the fbi has access to all the flight data how many times do we need to go over this
Always remember; if someone is trying to sell you something, ask your doctor if they would prescribe it for your problem.
Fucken SO sick and tired of instagram ads offering me the cure for all my "problems" @ $39.99 a pop.
Piss off!
Words are a visual and audible representation of a meaning.
They're not a product!
So FFS search engines of the world, when I look up a single word, I want the DEFINITION of the word as the top result!
Not the company or product that has glommed onto the word like a Ceratiidae.
"im not saying feminism is for everyone but-" the fuck? well im saying that. feminism is for everyone. yes even cishet men will benefit from feminism and cishet men should be feminists because cishet men are indeed harmed by the patriarchy; nowhere near to the extent that women are, but having a culture that is fully equal and anti-misogynist benefits everyone. have we forgotten that lifting up the disenfranchised people in society helps all of us as a collective? "im not saying that universal and unalienable human rights are for everyone but-" YES THE FUCK THEY ARE LOL
As a cishet male who was born in 1982 and spent his very young childhood growing up in the 80's... the patriarchy can go fuck itself.
To this day I feel ashamed to cry - even in private. The patriarchy taught me that.
You see this! This is science! And I'll take it over your stupid "be a man" bullshit.
How many fathers, brothers and sons were lost forever thanks to the patriarchy. How many ended their own life in pain they were told they shouldn't feel.
It's disgusting.
And the bullshit women endure is just as bad. Only women are more likely to put up with it for longer because they've been told they have to. Ironically, being allowed to cry, probably prolonged their suffering when they should have just kicked the deadbeat out.
Or even better; forced him to get therapy and break the bullshit he's also suffering through as well (but still leave him - she's not obligated to stay afterwards).
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If you don't like the phrase "the patriarchy" then call it by it's longer name.
The Systematic Generational Psychological Abuse, Perpetuated Upon the Working Class by the Ruling Class, to Maintain the Population, the Economy and the Military Fighting Force, in Order to Prolong the Ruling Class' Power and Secure Their Future Financial Gains.
"The patriarchy" wants women to make babies and men to kill each other in war, so the ruling class can benefit from it.
And the sickest part is, the ruling class are victims of it too.
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Yeah nah, if you don't like feminism you're an idiot.
Feminism has evolved from a women's rights movement to a human rights movement.
That's how bad "the patriarchy" fucked over men; for decades we didn't even fight back. We just put up with it, believing we were benefitting from it when we weren't, really. We put up with it until we died. And all the while we took out our pain on other men and the women in our lives.
Meanwhile, the assholes who were really benefitting from it, got off scott free (except in France in 1799)
If you're against human rights for everyone, including yourself, then you're a fool, and you're exactly the kind of fool the ruling class wants.
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This is not my whole story; there are nuances and life experiences, spanning over four decades involved. A lot of context left out for the sake of brevity and my privacy online.
So before you exercise your rites as a keyboard warrior, take a breath, chill out, and understand none of this is a personal attack on you and yours specifically.
It's the opposite in fact.