Your next line is "FOR YOU!"

[outofcontextjojo]

“American crackers”

[wtffeminists]

If you’re throwing shit maybe you’re not the grown ass woman you think you are.

[yourownpetard]

From the I don’t want a man I want a punching bag department.

[thank-you-based-bear]

Words women of Tumblr use to describe themselves when they want to look tough but actually are weak ass whiners outside their safe spaces:

-feisty

-fierce

-badass

-loud

-large and in charge

-warrior

-strong

-independant

-confident

-curvy

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

Honestly if you think abusing your spouse or significant other is acceptable you deserve to die alone.

[orcaspanielmermaids-deactivated]

Maybe you’re not the woman you think you are…

Maybe you need psychiatric help, instead. Because healthy, capable adults don’t need to throw things, when they don’t get their way. Children sure do like to throw shit around, though. Maybe you’ll be needing diapers, too.

[cheshireinthemiddle]

See a therapist. Maybe also the police.

[ggoatgodd]

when it took your dad an hour to figure out how to switch to the front camera on his phone so you guys could take a selfie together

[comrade-grayshades]

Dude, you heard about Ghost, right? He's coming back!

Proof plz. 

[bigguy4jojo]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-i1TiM1ZCs

might’ve just been a one shot

[comrade-grayshades]

@shitpost-senpai Aesthetic post. 

[dearfeminists-deactivated201604]

Dear Feminists,

Please tell me this is a joke…

[tuhmblr-iogic-blog]

what is this 

[dad-monster-deactivated20171222]

Cancer, also known as a malignant tumor or malignant neoplasm, is a group of diseases involving abnormal cell growth with the potential to invade or spread to other parts of the body.[1][2] Not all tumors are cancerous; benign tumors do not spread to other parts of the body.[2] Possiblesigns and symptoms include: a new lump, abnormal bleeding, a prolonged cough, unexplained weight loss, and a change in bowel movementsamong others.[3] While these symptoms may indicate cancer, they may also occur due to other issues.[3] There are over 100 different known cancers that affect humans.[2]

[hetcharacteroftheday]

@ sintepede okay but size differences like tall guy/girl + short guy/girl yes/no?

THIS IS LITERALLY MY RELATIONSHIP I AM THE SHORT AND GF IS TALLMod Sintepede

[bigguy4jojo]

tfw 6′4″ and being looked down on by a girl while you’re both standing up gives you a boner

Well, at least I’m not a manlet.

[whatever-is-pxre]

YOU DONT CURE AN ANXIETY DISORDER BY CONTINUOUSLY FORCING SOMEONE INTO SITUATIONS THAT MAKE THEM ANXIOUS

[thisbreakableheaven]

You do, actually…

[turtleduck-inc]

you don’t cure all of them but there’s some that actually work that way. for example, it worked on me.

[bigguy4jojo]

Some things can be cured.

[men-against-cunts]

Dear Men :

When a woman says she loves you…cares about you

know that she is lying if she really says this then she wants to USE YOU for something

[politicalhetero]

$5 says this is a blog run by feminists who cannot grasp the idea that women are allowed to think for themselves and disagree with a hate movement like feminism.

[bigguy4jojo]

I’d disagree with you if it wasn’t on this site. It’s meant to get attention, whatever the case.

[shitpost-senpai]

[jotaro-loves-dolphins]

[jim-megami-tensei]

[shitpost-senpai]

imagine having an alien girlfriend and smelling her feet while you’re in the mood and she just kinkshames the fuck out of you then blows up the earth because you had to sniff her alien toes.

[spunkyy]

[sadvegeta]

Presumed genderless ghost gets a new body and changes pronouns

mettaton is transgender pass it on

[temacia]

You can refer to something as they and for them not to be genderless

mettaton is not transgendered

[bigguy4jojo]

Undyne uses they to refer to someone that she literally only knows as “Napstablook’s cousin”.

Your theories are conflating subtextual commentary with canon.

[kant-deactivated20190908]

[zonecassette]

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

every time I see this comic I lose another year off my life