Sarcastic Cunt

this blog is half stupid jokes, half ADHD fuelled rants. actual percentages may vary. you have been warned.

[gailcarriger]

[momo-y0te]

Speaking as a “pick-me” bisexual the most extreme and hateful Christians you’ll ever meet will shout homophobic slurs and tell you you deserve to burn in hell for your sinful lifestyle. But unless you’re running in some really ugly circles, Christians as a general rule will pretty much pat you on the head and tell you they hope you find God specifically because they think you’re going to go to hell and they actively don’t want that for you. You don’t have to believe that but when you realize they’re telling you that because they want you to get into heaven, the tone changes completely.

[momo-y0te]

I accidentally hit post early, there was going to be another part to this but I’m putting it in the reblogs instead.

Christians aren’t, however, the ones going online to find out when the next pride parade is so they can do shit like show up in the biggest clunkiest vehicle they can get for the express purpose of having the highest chance of hitting a large number of pride goers when they ram it into a crowd because they know the people they want to hit are going to be densely collected in an area all at once. They’re not typically seen searching for gay people to stab to death and then claiming with the fullest conviction when caught that God commanded them to do it and believing with every fiber of their being that it’s a wrongful arrest and that everybody should agree that no harm was done. If you’re lgbt and whimpering about what Christians say to you because that takes priority over actual murders, you are in fact a pick-me. You’re a pick-me for that. No Mohammed or Hassan or Abdul is going to pick you because you showed them you care about Islamophobia. They actively want you to die violently, scared and in as much pain as possible.

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[loth-catgirl]

now that's a friend indeed

[cipheramnesia]

"Ignore the long Elmo" no I don't think I will

[momo-y0te]

Good morning packmates group howl at noon

[theconstitutionisgayculture]

Yearly Reminder

that anyone can be racist to anyone and all racism is equally bad regardless of which group is being racist

[sadomarxist]

[ruckuscauser]

[knuckle-actual]

I’m gonna try this

[mexicain-sans-frontiers-v2]

Better be a shot of Jameson involved, I don’t want to throw up sober

[animentality]

[arrowandaxe]

[bee-in-your-binnet]

Coyotes trying their damndest to get domesticated

[hst3000]

They coyotes are free you can just take them...

[beardedmrbean]

[turtleduck-inc]

@captainsquare

[zoesupreme]

well the thing is that's an extremely reasonable concern

[brazenautomaton]

you don't need to read the script you need to hear the fucking sound mixing

[siryouarebeingmocked]

Fun fact; the Oddworld series helps me remember how to spell Odyssey, because it reminds me the actual word only has one D.

[turtleduck-inc]

i wonder if him being the only person who cared enough to ask for the script before agreeing has something to do with the other thing i heard about this movie being that he's the only actor in it who's actually trying.

[beardedmrbean]

[jetix]

2024-09-21

[dragonpyre]

Ngl I totally forgot fandom discourse was a thing. I don’t care man, I have car payments

[rootbeerrex]

starting a collection

[clever-fandom-reference]

If I may submit:

[kisskisscantfallinlove]

[mousidy]

you have to get that when someone calls a woman mannish as an insult, that's uncomplicatedly just misogyny

[cheshireinthemiddle]

lol

[turtleduck-inc]

who wants to bet that when someone insults a man for being feminine, OP also thinks that's misogyny?

[wheretheeternalare]

Why do people still say “this doesn’t fit my blog theme but I had to reblog anyway”? It’s almost 2018. Who gives a fuck. Who even has a coherent blog anymore

[pamisleyphd]

Reblog if you’ve never had a coherent blog and got no intention of starting that shit now

[beardedmrbean]

Bandrhomestead

[generallemarc]

"Payment's been received. Time to do our jobs boys."

[siryouarebeingmocked]

[imsobadatnicknames2]

I know I already made a post to this effect but it's so baffling to me when someone defends the fact that headphone jacks are slowly but surely getting phased out by smartphone manufacturers with some variations of "wireless headphones are more convenient anyway" bc like. If we're talking about convenience what I like about wired headphones is that they conveniently have a single plug that makes the same damn pair of headphones universally compatible with every single audio-output-capable device I own, from my phone and my computer to my fucking gameboy and my casette player, it doesn't get any more convenient than that.

[fuglyjeans]

Have you heard about Bluetooth it's legal now

[rui-cifer]

yeah it's real fucking convenient to use a bluetooth headphone and have it die on me hour 8 of hiking up a mountain during my job. You know what's 1 less device I have to charge and has never died on me during a hike due to lack of charge? A headphone I just plug directly into my device.

[notthewriteryourelookingfor]

Maybe it's a boomer take but I want the option of headphones that plug in

There's no reason to remove a headphone jack

[turtleduck-inc]

try finding wireless headphones that don't have at least a bit of delay on them.

also another point in favour of normal ass headphones: if you need to take one out for a short period of time, you can just drop the damn thing and pick it back up a minute later.

if you have to take out one of your wireless shit buds, you have to actually put it away. "but it's not that much effort" it's infinitely more effort than just letting go of the thing and letting it sort itself out.

wireless headphones need to be kept charged (added effort), they need to be set up (added effort), they need their own case (effort), and you need to stow them away when you're taking one out for more than 3 seconds.

but hey, at least they're also no better in quality and way more expensive.

[beardedmrbean]

[siryouarebeingmocked]

[turtleduck-inc]

[mapsontheweb]

How European countries’ names are said in Mongolian

[generallemarc]

#TORILLEE

Where was that one?

[sielullinensatanisti]

Finland, it’s a thing we say when Finland is mentioned in any way anywhere (Torille)

[generallemarc]

What does it mean?

[sielullinensatanisti]

it means ”to the market square!”, a joyful call for celebration; for example, we gather at the market square in Helsinki when Finland wins in a sport or Eurovision etc. thank you for your interest btw!