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Blabbering champion | 43 y/o

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Peeing outside is so much better than using a toilet idfc

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Overly sexualized ads for water because the extreme droughts makes that satisfying quench of thirst from the first sip is better b stronger than every irgadm a person has in their life happening al at once

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Sean being an anime lover. Oh I’m a Sean lover. Let me in that damn villa

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Got a fucked up french movie on, my favorite genre, while eating a chic fil a chicken sandwich, my favorite sandwich. May everyone have a great day, especially you.

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Going to dc tomorrow with enough money for three train rides and a 10pc McNugget meal from McDonald.

#okay

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Dam. Now I’m curious to see is god is as a stage play. The movie was done up so fantastically my mind yearns to see what magic was cooked up for the stage version. WOW.

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Is god is…wow

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My mom keeps asking me about a husband. Most of our conversations nowadays fail the bechdel test. Mom I’m tryna shake butt on top of cars with my harem blowing up my phone wondering where I am. Come ma, let’s explore fifth wave feminism for a bit

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Sitting in the dark with a big ass grin on my face waiting to surprise my mom with her bday gift. I’ve been in the same spot for 5 hours in anticipation. 5 more to go

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Those humanoid robots that dance sometimes are a mockery to the working class. Once they learn how to stand up after falling it’s over. For who, though?

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Reading nonfiction. Becoming more paranoid. Remind me why reading is good cause I’m having palpitations. Consequences of knowledge show up as arrhythmias.

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Exploring te caves till the light runs out. Then I’ll vanish. Don’t worry

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There’s something seriously messed up about all of this it’s so messed up. Don’t ask me about specifics when you can just look around at it all. So messed up

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I need a big ass claw to grab ahold me and crack out all the juice from my bones then send me on my way. I imagine it’ll be a feeling of weightlessness or nothingness cause I’ll be dead

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Clothing sites listen up. If the largest size of all your clothing always sells out first, then make more. Make bigger sizes too. Plus sized people crave fashion. We tired of them damn muumuu and cardigan combo. Give us fashionnn. Give us a look please omfg

But I know they don’t want fat people to taint their brand so it won’t happen.

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Hostels without curtain partitions are too freaky for me. People don’t need to see me drool in my sleep. Give me privacy or see my tit that escaped my shirt. Bet ya like that, pervert

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