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wow ma’am your um your injured icon is umm uhh
Vyper Deadlock is soooo good like. It's already an established fact that Valve has the sauce when it comes to character design but there are just so many little pointless details about her that are all amazing.
She's from the tri-state area. Her only actual skill seems to be breaking out of prison and she's mediocre at best at everything else including her actual job. She flirts with at least 4 other characters and fumbles all but 1 of them. She speaks wistfully about DeKalb, Illinois, a tiny city whose main claim to fame seems to be the invention of barbed wire. She pronounces the effect of her own ult as "pentrification" (and can't spell it). She makes pruno with her own venom. It's implied that the reality-altering wish she'll ask of the god she's fighting for is to just live a normal life somewhere. Everything she says is drawled in a vaguely New Jersey accent.
Sure, Deadlock may have gotten a hotly anticipated update that only continues to prove that the game is going to the shake the foundations of the live service industry when it releases but can you claim the shieldbreaker from the enemy wardens and use it to assault their base and secure their territory in a new breed of shooter? Didn't fucking think so.
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“Pika?”
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“Pika pika!”
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*todd howard trapped in a hall of mirrors, cowering from my powerful minotaur body as i slam each wall with my fist looking for him* TODD COWARD…. TODD COWARD
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Shit man, this city trial is fucked. I just saw a guy clap his hands together and say "the galactic nova" or some similar shit, and every one around him became tiny, had their machine explode, and then disappeared. The crowd didn't even react to him, that's how common shit like this is. My ass is casting sword and level 2 plasma. I think I just heard "power word: gordo" two streets over. I gotta get the fuck outta here.
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i dont know how to feel about fire emblem among us already having some of my favorite fire emblem designs ever. like what do u mean shes in fire emblem among us and not the switch 2 fire emblem game next year. but at the same time this is kind of awesome i love you randomly shadow dropped fire emblem among us game
switch era fire emblem kinda dropped beast units entirely and i was hoping theyd return in fortunes weave but instead theyre hitting us with "surprise. fire emblem among us. also its a game entirely about animal themed characters" and this is so peak i think
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I don't play deadlock but Vyper's lines with Holiday always get me. "I don't want people to know I'm tight with a cop." "You're not." "Exaaaactly." Top tier Valve writing.
Vyper is such a fun case because her entire character was initially a placeholder that became too beloved to let go.
See, around July 2024, there was no Vyper anywhere in the files. There was instead another reptile hero named Kali, with a completely different set of skills and presumably a different character. However, Valve were bringing in extra help for Deadlock because people were demanding new heroes, and so they hired Hopoo of Risk of Rain fame to help design more characters, leading to Vyper in October 2024.
Hopoo would post on the Deadlock Discord that Vyper and Magician (now Sinclair) were two of his new prototypes inside the experimental "Hero Labs" mode, where you could play with heroes Valve were still thinking about making official but weren't decided on yet. Vyper took Kali's model and was recolored from orange to green, and Vyper had what was initially described in the patchnotes as a initial/placeholder voice (which is why her pick line is "Yeah, I'm a Work In Progress. Pick me!")
Compare them, Kali is on the left:
Now it just so happened that Vyper's initial voice lines were also really funny, slinging insults towards other characters ("Infernus used to be hard, but now he's a bitch serving drinks to other bitches ohgoddon'ttellhimIsaidthat"), self-deprecating humor ("You ever get the feeling something bad is about to happen? See, I don't, which is why I spend so much time in jail"), and generally sounding like someone who was saying whatever because she would get real lines later.
This did not happen. She was so funny and so awful that when they began recording new lines for all the characters to really flesh out Deadlock, Vyper kept her character entirely intact. She offers to run drugs for Bebop's mom. She's a creepy fangirl that would write Lash fan letters from jail that scared him. She mistakes Paige for a stripper she spent a wild night with. She spills everybody's secrets to everyone else. Everyone in the entire cast hates Billy the Punkgoat, but Vyper's immediate reaction to him is offering to fuck him in an alley. Doorman literally can't be bothered to torment her when he traps her in a hell dimension, saying "Oh what's the point you're going to die of liver failure anyway".
Parts of her remain a WIP (Kali's recolored model will eventually be replaced so she's an actual snake instead of a lizard with legs that she flattens against her body to form a goofy snake tail), but it's safe to say by now that her unique voice and terrible personality is going to stay.
Horrible woman. Deadlock's best character. Did you know she puts poison on her bullets? It's not enough that she's shooting you with a gun, no. Things go wrong so often for her that she also coats her bullets with her venom so you get poisoned while getting shot, just. In. Case.
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