whats up everypony

savanah, 22, she/her

[killjoy-prince]

House M.D. but it's when Wilson says House's name

[pussyronin-deactivated20260120]

if i were in charge of star wars i would end the last movie witth yoda reading the story out of a big book and he gives a little chuckle and says "happened, none of that did." and then he gets out of his truck and waddles into walmart

[jofiah]

Call me burger the. the way I court her... pound her

[ryu1964-deactivated20200806]

MBMaBM Fan: Have you watched MBMBM?

Me: Nah bro I’m not Gay

MBMaBM Fan: What?

Me: You talking about Man Booty Man Butt ass Butt Man?

[calciumfreebrain-deactivated202]

[glutko]

archdukes fuck better because they ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh put the pussy in a scarmophogoghs

[glutko]

[frankiedotbiz]

funniest oopsie in fallout 4 is whoever made this signed baseball just googled random signatures and slapped them onto the ball asset and called it a day.

this club penguin character is canon to the fallout universe.

[angelicguy]

dressing and acting like bruno mars for 8 days straight grinning and laughing dancing and twisting being all sexy and short until i pass out from dehydration/exhaustion with no prior signs of distress

[angelicguy]

im in the middle of going Girl you're amazinggg just thr way you arre and i completely ragdoll and hit my forehead full body weight on the edge of a granite coffee table

[thehappysmiler]

[spoony-has-moved-on]

Should be "sorry, not sorry" then. Because if you cared, you wouldn't spread this crap on somepony else's property. So, the only sorry you are is a sorry sack of sh!t. You humans annoy me to no end.

If you did this to my house, I just might break your bucking arm.

[thehappysmiler]

okay

[chaeronaea]

[drugstorecowboy888]

[uglygirlstatus]

i am extremely well-adjusted and mentally healthy as long as nothing goes wrong ever at all even a little bit

[peoplegettingkindamadatfood]

[ardourie]

misogynistic freddy fazbear: whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whorrre

[tophats-tea]

sliding scale of posts about Jesus being a carpenter who was nailed to a cross

[hateusandseeifwemind-deactivate]

Fandom "person" trying to decode new information about reality: Erm. Okay. So... What I'm getting here is that Chairman Mao was basically like the Griffin McElroy of the communist party

[bringcal]

fuck killing a victorian child by making them listen to hyperpop all you gotta do is make a white tumblr user listen to rap