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Are you seriously trying that hard to look like a bad ass?
Trying? There's no trying, I am the original bad ass.
Wake Me Up || Puckleberry.
Noah was questioning, why he ever agreed to meeting Rachel at eight for breakfast, all that he knew is it was far too early to even be rolling out of bed. But she was right he couldn't say no to her, and the prospect of spending his day off, with her seemed quite appealing to him. Though he still found himself dragging his tired bones to the shower to get ready for the day. Luckily it didn't take him long before he was out in the streets cursing under his breath as he passed by a few rude people bumping into him, if he was going to deal with people he was going to need coffee, and pronto. So stopping at the Starbucks by Rachel's, he got her drink and himself a strong cup of coffee just how he liked it as he paid the person he walked the rest of the way to Rachael, a bit more chipper now that he didn't feel fully exhausted. Walking up he let himself in and smirked. "Hope your decent." He called out teasing her as he walked to the kitchen and set her cup onto the counter.
Text || Pinn
Finn: No! I said don't ask. To both those things, I specifically said don't ask me why and don't ask Rachel. But fine, I saw a girl who looked familiar, and it's probably not her, but if it is I don't want to seem stalkery to either of them.
Puck: You are making no sense. Wait why are you stalking girls? Finn do we need to have a chat on how not to land yourself in jail?
Text || Pinn
Finn: Does Rachel have a friend named Marley? No reason. Don't ask. I was just wondering. Don't tell Rachel I asked either.
Puck: I will ask. But not sure why?
Text|| Noah
Rachel: :P
Rachel: You know how I cook. And I'm 100% sure you will stay.
Noah: Okay, okay it's your lucky day then. Breakfast and Lunch.
Text|| Noah
Rachel: True! I had a moment, sorry.
Rachel: You know me too well, Noah. Alright, pick the coffee, I'll make you some waffles. And if you stay for lunch I will cook for you.
Noah: It's fine silly.
Noah: Fine I'll get the coffee and see you at 8 maybe if you impress me enough you'll convince me into lunch.
Text|| Noah
Rachel: Then 8 am. Do we meet at Starbucks or want me to pick me up?
Noah: I thought you were cooking for me :P
Noah: I can always pick some up for us I know what you like.
Text|| Noah
Rachel: I won't make you wake up at 5 am, don't worry. Let's say 8 am? Or is still early for you?
Noah: No food is worth that early. I can manage 8.
Text|| Noah
Rachel: You are welcome.
Noah: So what time am I going to have to get up for this breakfast?
Text|| Noah
Rachel: Let me rephrase it then. You can have sex with all the females that live on this planet. Better?
Noah: Yeah much better.
Text|| Noah
Rachel: You know what I meant, Noah.
Rachel: Good.
Noah: Making your words literal.
Text || Finn
Finn: That's cause you leave before they wake up :P
Noah: Shut up.
Text|| Noah
Rachel: Fine. I won't keep up with this. You win. Have sex with the whole world if you want. I'm still right.
Rachel: You are lucky I love you.
Noah: The whole would would include dudes... I don't swing that way.
Noah: I know.
Text|| Noah
Rachel: Sex with feelings is better, so yes, you are missing something out there. I'm a girl and I put up with you. So why think someone wouldn't?
Rachel: I'm your best friend, of course you will say that.
Noah: Ugh i need a shot of whiskey if you are going to keep up this nonsense.
Noah: Exactly. so just i dunno.
Text|| Noah
Rachel: That's not entirely true.
Rachel: You are missing a lot, Noah. There's nothing better than give yourself to the person you love and care. I want you to experiment that, at least once in your life.
Noah: I'm not missing anything Rachel, you do feelings, and I do sex. Well I highly doubt some girl would put up with me, not that I'd want them too.
Noah: you are the only girl for me anyways, so there are no other options.
Text || Finn
Finn: Ah, see, I think I found the issue, it's not that you're a temple, it's just that's what they touch when words come out of your mouth and they beg for an asprin.
Puck: -_- You are an asshole. That's my job so stop being a jerk. The ladies never complain after a night with me.
Text|| Noah
Rachel: Glad it's settled too.
Rachel: There's nothing wrong with settling, Noah. Don't you get tiring of this? Don't you feel a void by having only sex? Like something is missing?
Noah: I am pretty sure settling is girly shit.
Noah: I've lived my entire life this way, why do you think it'd tire? I get to feel good, and I don't have to give a damn in the long run. Nothing's missing.