Hydaelyn's Perfect Killing Machine

Mostly FFXIV reblogs. Sometimes I post about my catgirl. No idea what I'm doing but I am determined to have a good time :3 (I'm an adult please don't make my say my age (34))

[bisquicklite]

~ The Pinned Post Full of Things ~

Things We do Here:

Post about my catgirl (FFXIV OC, Osha Qhantari)

Reblog FFXIV Content

Reblog anything that tickles my fancy

~ Asks are Always Open! ~

This is Osha Qhantari.

The Hero. Champion of Eorzea. Savior of the Star. Member of the Ul'dah Mining Guild. Enjoyer of finger puppets. Bismark-trained pastry chef.

25 Years Old at the start of our story.

Originally from Gridania. Transplanted to Ul'Dah at 14 after [REDACTED]

Currently estranged from her family, aside from a grandfather who was last seen shortly before joining the Ala'Migan Resistance effort.

Work Experience (Not an exhaustive list):

Occasional Street Performer, accumulative 10 years experience.

Bar maid, 3 months experience.

Street Food Vendor, on and off 3 years.

Seasonal Farm hand, 4 harvest seasons.

Bunny Attendant at the Gold Saucer, 1 year.

Interim Manager of Care for the racing chocobos stabled at the Gold Saucer, 7 months experience.

Chocobo Jockey, 3 days.

Current miner for the Ul'Dah Mining Guild, 4 years experience.

Recent recruit of the Pugilist Guild, 2 days experience.

Coworkers describe her as 'A sweet girl who, bless her heart, just isn't the sharpest tool in the shed.' and 'Too restless for her own good'.

Lore and Fanfiction and Stuff and Things:

A Humble Meet-Cute (Osha x Haurchefant) :: Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4 ::

[serpentinesomebody]

me, posting stuff for over 7 different fandoms at random all on the same blog:

[herssian]

you gotta draw bad art

[that1nkyone]

New Adventurer Ash'li hung out with the Gridanian Scions a lot through ARR. It had mixed results. (Esuna wasn't even instacast, yet...)

Bonus:

Papalymo had his hands full.

[rydia]

Inspired by that WoL qotd before: Aero's thoughts on larboard.

[rydia]

#the only thing that would make this better would be “+2 vuln stacks” on the final image

You know what you are so right.

[pixelartpeach]

Hey do you guys remember when Google worked. Do you. Do you remember when it worked better than the Tumblr search function.

[jv]

Once more, Tumblr ends winning by just being there and doing nothing

[corvigae]

I have the commend the FFXIV fandom and specifically Haurchefant stans bc I haven't seen such a large-scale commitment to the bit of loving a character who dies not that far into a piece of media and utterly refusing to accept it as true since the 2013 MCU fandom

[shinjyu]

Haurchy as Scion! I did one for Ysayle/Esty a long time ago. Always wanted to make one for him ✨ Sorry there isn't much armor lol, I feel like most of Scion's fits revolve around a 'travel light' and 'modern' vibe. 2nd image is the the initial design lol, doesn't changed much except the funny one side coat sleeves turned into shoulder cape. I have a hc (self-indulge) that many Ishgardians prefer lighter clothes when they travel. Everywhere else felt like summer to them ww So I sticked to the sleeveless design from the start. I want him to look similar to Thancred lol and has matching hoods with Meteor's PLD AF5.

[the-lonely-knight]

You have to be careful with your knight. They’re not used to gentleness, and it might take some time for them to accept it. The first time you remove their helmet, they may not be able to meet your gaze. This is normal. There’s a lot more of you to take in than through a visor, and it can be overwhelming. Don’t expect them to make eye contact immediately. When you undress the rest of them, go slowly. You’ll be forced to because of the very nature of the armor they live in. Make sure you pause after every piece and allow them to get used to freedom once more. It’s especially important for them to breathe deeply once you’ve removed both cuirass and gambeson. Place your hand over their heart to ensure they take a few deep breaths from the chest before you continue. When you are finished playing the part of squire, be sure to give them something else to wear. They’ll feel far too exposed at first. Make sure it’s something light, they don’t need any more weight on their shoulders. Do not be surprised if their hands tremble when you take them. The feel of your hands is a far cry from that of their gauntlets, and it may take some time for them to adjust to the softness. Reassurance is your friend with a vulnerable knight. Encouragement can also aide you, but be cautious to avoid overuse. If your knight feels pressured, they will revert to their training, and you will never know their true self. If it is your wish to have a knightly lover, do not glorify the shell, but rather, cradle the creature within.

[smallest-turtle]

it's oatmeal hour

[thegirlwiththemooglehat]

Don't mind if I do

[toonskribblez]

[acapelladitty]

I know it's a hot topic but would you ever think about using AI to finish a fic you're finding hard to write?

Honestly? I'd rather put out an open campfire with my clit than use AI for anything creative.

[acapelladitty]

an honour

[byjove]

I love how NYC has done everything under the sun to deal with the rat problem and now they’re circled back and are like “Ok. We’ll legalize bodega cats. We need cats manning the food stores.” ancient problems require ancient solutions.

[noahnomore]

[clauonacloud-deactivated2022071]

[latinajedi]

[gay-jesus-probably]

YOU GET THE FUCK BACK HERE AND EXPLAIN THAT RIGHT NOW

[riluri]

well damn

[ospreyonthemoon]

[letslipthehounds]

Every time, I know what's coming, but every time, I just lose it at "Uh. That"

[jv]

Oh I was going to add some shit about Spain but no one can match that dutch thing. You won this one, Netherlands.

[inusmasha]

Sometimes it’s hard to read fanfic when you’re studying herbalism.. when they have the character preparing a tincture to use that same DAY!!?

Baby those dried herbs need to sit in that jar with high proof alcohol for at LEAST a month!

That’s why before the use of calendars ppl use to prepare their tinctures either on the new moon or full moon. A a full moon cycle is usually 28 days or so. And they would give the moon names so it’s easier to remember when/what month said tincture was bottled.

This is also why herbal medicine is prepare in small batches. You have to take your time preparing your bottles. Making sure everything is clean so you don’t end up with mold. Diluting your grain alcohol. Heckkk knowing when to pick your herbs for max potency! Drying your herbs! That takes a lot of time too!

I didn’t mean to rant lol

[heywriters]

No, this explains literally everything to me, thank you.

[c-o-u-g-a-r]

Beautiful gorgeous creature of the day is a friendly squid

[raccoonpicnic]

So, listen, I'm not usually the "did a squid write this" guy, but this article is about how these massive predators aren't dangerous and also aren't very nutritious, so I really gotta wonder about this one

[the-actual-ocean]

Ocean announcement:

dont worry about it

[cuprohastes]

Squid is made for hugging. Let squid hug baby, tentacled good for hug baby…

[cute-catts]

Mother cat brings all her kittens to the person who gave her food🐈🐱