i lied. put your clothes back off, I do actually like sex

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hello vonnie
dirt enthusiast
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NASA
trying on a metaphor
Jules of Nature
cherry valley forever

Kaledo Art
will byers stan first human second
almost home
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸

pixel skylines

oozey mess
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
noise dept.
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
occasionally subtle

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@shiitsuu
i lied. put your clothes back off, I do actually like sex
loml, the libby app
characters being forced to act in ways that are contrary to their true nature until it slowly eats them alive voted song of the summer
my personal philosophy is that. we as a society like to pretend that the human brain is a machine for extracting truth, when in fact it is a machine for keeping a monkey alive and happy (in that order), and human behavior needs to be understood through that lens
#a human brain is first and foremost made to use as little energy as possible while keeping you alive#so it will take all shortcuts necessary and looking for the truth is often too energy consuming - important addition from @maenara
hobbies should not take up this much space. there ought to be a hobby pocket dimension, where I am able to store everything I need in a breadbox that weighs no more than my cat.
being a hater is so fun until you see someone who is a hater 80% of the time and then you're like christ i hope i dont sound like that person and you stay on your best behaviour for 3 days
the new york times is now charging money for my favorite chocolate cake recipe so i bought a subscription and screenshotted it and canceled my subscription and now it's here for you for free
i do a mixture of red wine and fresh squeezed navel orange juice for the liquid, plus the zest of one large orange. now you make the cake
I LOVE THIS THING❗️❗️❗️
your daughter is a pleasure to have on the dashboard
still alive… haven’t bothered changing over to a new blog (yet?)… I’m mostly active on twitter these days 🤡
i looooove characters who are sacrificial lamb coded. characters who have never lived for themselves. characters born to be a tool, a weapon, a sacrifice, all of the above. a character raised by the heroes to save the world, at any expense, even their own health, even their own life. a character raised by the villains to end the world, at any expense, even their own health, even their own life. characters who are denied personhood so they can be used as tools instead. characters who never even had a chance to be people because they were shaped into something else from the moment they were born. characters who were born to die.
This wouldn't happen to me if i were a huge dragon
You can choose *One* of these mildly non-human traits to have.
Which will you choose?
Hair that naturally has an unnatural color of your choice
Eyes that naturally has an unnatural color of your choice
A pair of Horns
Insectoid antennas
Animal ears of any choice
Long, sharp fangs
Stretchable, sticky tongue
Fully-functional gills
Retractable claws
Bioluminescent spots on skin
Wings (capable of gliding, but not true flight)
Tail (can be somewhat prehensile, but all that dexterous)
I wish all my mutuals a throbbing and erect day
The generation gap between me and ppl of my own age
assistant: and don't forget sir that you have a meeting this afternoon with the stakeholders
dracula: