aly☆

19, plural, it/xe/she works for any of us, dms open! ^^ this is a horny blog!!! beware!!!!! minors dni

[esthermika]

my favorite part of submission is the sense of comfort and certainty that comes with loaning your free will to your Betters. From abdicating responsibility of your personhood to someone else, someone with ambition and a goal in mind for you. It makes everything so easy, things they want are rewarded and things they don't want aren't. you don't have to think, just follow, and you'll end up better than you started.

it's comforting knowing that They are in the driver's seat now. becoming a passenger to your own life, and relaxing into the cushions as you're driven far, far away.

[ven-erated]

Reminder to buy your local sadistic trans girl a box of disposable scalpels and offer her a section of your flesh for her use.

[w0lffed]

Hi guys I've never touched Tumblr before how do I do this

[memewhore]

[bananahomo]

I reblogged this last month, tagged it, and said “might as well see if it works.” I used this video as a reference to find all the forms that i needed (which is A LOT, especially if you’re a dependent) and sent them through the mail, not really allowing myself to hope.

dude.

$2,714 of medical debt from my top surgery - gone. im shaking this was such a weight on me for 2 years and it fucking worked. what the fuck.

[minakittengaming]

This is huge. Sharing for my US friendos.

[zillyblog]

Hospitals like to hide these policies under a lot of successive links in obscure places, so if you don't see anything right away, keep looking! Get friends to help! Make it a scavenger hunt. A game where you're assassins sent to slit capitalism's throat

[cerastes]

The job market is ROUGH rough right now. This Slime Girl I know, she's not found a single opening in high level zones as a boss fight, so she decided to settle for midboss, but there's not even midboss openings right now. Her statline is huge, but she had to settle for random encounter... In a beginner area.

We were hanging out yesterday and she kept complaining not just about the humiliation of having to be a beginner area random encounter, but also about how her whole thing just doesn't work against weak opponents: She steals moves from the party and then uses them against them, but she's only stolen dogshit beginner moves as of late, and it's getting to her. She stole [Aimed Shot] from a beginner Archer. [Aimed Shot]. Yeah I sure fucking hope you're aiming if you're using a bow. She also stole [Shield Bash] from a Brawler. Congratulations, you are using the shield as intended. She just up and left when she stole [Heavy Slice]. Didn't even give them loot.

She used to steal moves like [Earthborn Sun] and [Philosophy Of The Scorned], we NEED to do something. Her moveset sucks.

[softrespite]

cuddling a slime girl is nice because it'll start out like regular cuddling, but the comfier she gets, the more she melts around you.

her limbs wrapped around yours, your interlaced fingers, her head on your chest, all are reduced to a semisolid puddle that engulfs you.

she is careful not to cover your face, but you are fully weighed down by her soft body that perfectly covers you up and keeps you warm. a perfect weighted blanket, all for you.

[cloverkitsis]

last night, i went to the bar with my wife (mommy), my sister, and her gf. met a friend there, talked to a couple people. relatively uneventful. on the bus ride to our stop, i see my sister whispering something to my wife, but do hear my wife say that she gives her blessing. i ask whats up and she just repeats that she gives her blessing. so im just like, lol ok. guess ill see later

we get going home, and between our apartment and the bus stop is a park with a decent size field. i see my sister taking her jacket off and i can tell shes about to start running. i think, ooh fun cute doggy~ maybe ill chase her a little :D

we got to the gate to the field and my sis told me, "ill give you 5 seconds" and she immediately starts counting down. oh, i think, shes gonna fucking chase me ._. i start running, and kinda fast at that, but when i hear zero, i look back and see her break into a full sprint with her gf and my wife behind her

i nearly get to the other end of the park before i start to seriously lose steam, and as she comes up behind me, my sister grabes me by the jacket and throws me onto the wet grass, getting mud on my legs and arms mostly

she starts punching me while my mommy watches with a big smile on her face. she roles me onto my back and pushes her boot onto my chest. i couldnt even hope to squirm at all. as she bends down to see me closer, she slaps my face a couple times. i am so stunned, i cant speak or move at all. like some prey that knows its been cornered

she eventually helps me up and gives me a little kiss before we start making the rest of the eay to our apartment. she even gives me a piggyback ride for like half the remaining distance x3

once we are home, my mommy helps clean the dirt off me before we settle down for bed

holy fuck i think i needed that

[anxietyproblem]

[fruitviking]

Reblog to give a hug, a forehead kiss, and a grilled cheese cut diagonal to the person you reblogged it from. 

[hiitsharper]

hounds should always remember it's NEVER okay to bite your Handler UNLESS you're a tiny bit bored or maybe just want to a little

[m3s-txt]

it/its are normal lesbian pronouns, everyone knows that

[maidthings]

no one is worth not transitioning over

[gazeldhazel]

I really like when a girl is hiding, like, under a girl's desk or something, waiting for her to sit down and get comfy before scaring her, but instead the girl sits down and pulls her pants down and starts jerking off her cock right in front of the hiding girl's face, totally unaware that she's doing so. and the hiding girl just goes really quiet and tries not to make any noise except a quiet wet sound between her legs as she mimics the girl's motions, pre dripping down right in front of her, before the girl at the desk moans hard and gives a huge facial to the girl under her desk. and as she leaves to go clean up the girl gets to lick herself clean and get out from under the desk shaking and the desk girl never knows

[paxxthings]

i want to study someone so badly. like, what's the average maximum number of orgasms a person can go through before passing out? what happens when you edge someone for hours before letting them cum? are aphrodisiacs real? how fast does it take for a dog to be clicker trained? how well can the human body remember repeated sensations?

i get obsessed with things, and people, really fast. keep my attention, and you'll be heavily rewarded.

[bigsisaly]

being able to comfort the people i care about is everything, im not that fussed about sex or reciprocated affection or anything i care so much more about making sure the people i love feel safe and happy around me

[zultaculu]

this is me

[bigsisaly]

is there a term for being attracted to people who are just like . a little bit weird in some way? i love all the little oddities alot of ppl in my life have and i think being a normal well-adjusted person is an INCREDIBLY unattractive trait

[bigsisaly]

pretending to be normal around the girl with bags under her eyes who looks like she hasn't had a good nights rest in atleast a week