no

secret government agent

[bigswheelsturning]

I live in Alola.

i post here.

ask. or not.

hi this is a blog of nanu this is nanu from the hit game Pokemon Sun and moon. All likes r from @axe-cution . Technically a part of oculore but plot will rarely happen and it’s usually irrelevant. Keep it low stakes! We are also following pokemon SM continuity here with some very notable tweaks to the ultra beast post-game. You may or may not figure those out :]

Pelipper Mail is (tentatively) on. I will take it off or deny mail at my leisure!

Please no suggestive / sexual asks directed specifically towards Nanu. I know she’s the ‘hot cat dilf’ to a large part of the fandom but please remember im a real person behind this all <3

I’m so excited ask ANYTHING though she will be rather blunt or misread it completely it’s her autism power ok? She’s great.

[bigswheelsturning]

meowth bit me 7 times I hope old woman tastes good little buddy

[bigswheelsturning]

‘my dark type won’t stop scratching my things!’ buy colbur berries. squeeze it. put juice in spray bottle. spray over ‘precious’ objects. You’re welcome.

[bigswheelsturning]

im a woman now.

[bigswheelsturning]

ronald mcdonald is a dark type

[wishmaker-astra]

DO YOU HAVE RPF WRITTEN ABOUT YOU?

YES

NO

UNSURE

PROBABLY BUT I AM NOT GOING TO CHECK

Voting ended onMay 22, 2025

Bonus points: include the genre/summary of any notable ones

[wishmaker-astra]

Mob!AU, you x Giovanni

[bigswheelsturning]

ew

[wishmaker-astra]

DO YOU HAVE RPF WRITTEN ABOUT YOU?

YES

NO

UNSURE

PROBABLY BUT I AM NOT GOING TO CHECK

Voting ended onMay 22, 2025

Bonus points: include the genre/summary of any notable ones

[bigswheelsturning]

i wore my nice shirt today, my electric light orchestra Out of the Blue shirt today. no one said anything. real shame.

[bigswheelsturning]

crawdaunt are real interesting. aren’t native to alola, but there’s not a real invasive population, so when i got a friend of mine tellin me bout this corphish that crawled into her fish ponds, evolved, and began eating just about everything, got a bit of a smile on my face to see one.

you know they mimic sharpedo? bit strange to me considering most are freshwater, but they might’ve come from saltwater first—they’re both dark and water types, too.

when i was a kid in orre we used to slap surfaces of ponds to lure out the crawdaunt and see who’d get snipped first.

[rangersveppir]

I swear my hair seems to be getting thinner and thinner these days, it breaks so easily. At least it seems my beard is fine, I don't look good clean shaven.

[bigswheelsturning]

happens to the best of us. 👍

[wishmaker-astra]

Remember to flip off a legendary and/or mythical at least once a day. Important for the purposes of ensuring you will not be cowed by them on this site.

[bigswheelsturning]

why are you stanced like that.

[bigswheelsturning]

co-owning a Pokemon is interesting because I own a crawdaunt specifically because i am the one of the two people it has not tried to drown so far and I do not own it full time because i am surrounded by things it Will drown.

the other owner has told me that it can read basic words now. how am I supposed to respond to that? ‘Great. The crawdaunt can learn words now. That’s amazing that they’re smart enough to do that. 🤩’ tapus.

that aside I have a new job now.

[axe-cution]

HELLO my neighbor….im not INVADOR

hiii hii it’s my wife my wife hello my beautiful wife my wife. My wife hi . Wife. Wife. Wife. She’s in bed with me rn btw

[bigswheelsturning]

👍💻

[bigswheelsturning]

she distracted me while the other meowth knocked over the catnip container.

[bigswheelsturning]

what is the best kind of meowth other than Alolan

Galarian.

used to own one myself because some idiot tourist thought introducing another variant of an apex predator is a good idea. tough little assholes, bite hurts. funny though.

[bigswheelsturning]

got a Mother’s Day card from my neighbor. I am a man who lives alone and has no children.