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[bigswifa]

im 0/1 consecutively, dont bet on me, jsutt give me the fucking money and ill work something out

[bigswifa]

i feel a sexual resonance with pineapples thats hard to put into words

[bigswifa]

molested in a walmart parking lot (gone wrong)

[bigswifa]

bonny blue sex work activism

[bigswifa]

for every foid theres one bitch

[bigswifa]

*logs into grindr* "Hey girl..."

[bigswifa]

last ni ght

last night i jerkd offf soooo hard that shit degloved, the sheath just came off i was just holding this skin wrpper and i was like "zamn" dont drink gusy.. .

[bigswifa]

[bigswifa]

if your last name starts and ends with the letter Z, blow it off smoove.

[bigswifa]

bitches be like :

[bigswifa]

theres one man who loves you no matter what, his name is gert

[bigswifa]

My honest, unfilitered, unbiased, unforgivable, unspoken, understanding, underwhelming, unwritten, reaction to tumblr ball piercing situation.

[bigswifa]

Foids rise up!

[bigswifa]

One of my posts was wrongfully removed, and as such im politely appealing #tumblr to undo this decision. I hope we can come to an agreement so that we can move foward from this situation.

[bigswifa]

[bigswifa]

for every 5 gay theres one people

[bigswifa]

microwaves