“reality can be whatever i want.”

im gay and im tired | 27 | they/them | minors DNI | masterlist | ao3

[bigtiddythanos]

✨ bigtiddythanos masterlist ✨

a majority of my fics include mature themes, so minors DNI!!! general warnings are on the fics below, but PLEASE read through the warnings on the individual posts before reading - your media consumption is your own responsibility.

(key: f = fluff, s = smut, is = implied smut, es = eventual smut, a = angst, g = gore, v = violence, d = dark themes/fic)

hot off the presses‼️

(updated 6/5/26)

not a lover, just a fighter 🥂 (part 5 of civilian life🎖️, john walker x reader) | f, a, v

shoot your shot 💘 (first light!bond x q lab!reader) | f, a, v, s

when the scars align ❤️‍🩹 (john walker x widow!reader) | f, a, s

older works, headcanons and more below! banners by @cafekitsune!

civilian life MASTERLIST 🎖️ (john walker x reader) | f, a, es, g, v

moonlit eyes 🌕 (werewolf!john walker x witch!reader) | s, g, v

An Evening Immortalized (Lazslo Kreizler x apprentice!Reader) | f

soft bucky barnes blurb | f

how the thunderbolts sleep/what their love languages are | f

now that's (NOT) my captain america (john walker/us agent hcs) | f, a, s

sweet nightmares pt. 1 🌒 (nightmare!Dream hcs) | s, d

renfield hcs! | f

helmut zemo hcs | f, a

helmut & oeznik hcs | f, a

classic loki my beloved | f, a

john moore hcs | f, s

on the back burner 💭

sweet nightmares pt. 2 (nightmare!Dream x dream!Reader) | s, g, d

sweet nightmares pt. 3? (The Corinthian x dream!Reader) | s, g, d

bleed for me (vampire!Miguel O'Hara x spiderman!Reader) | s, g, d

In The Halls Of Sinners (Lazslo Kreizler x apprentice!Reader) | g, f, a, s (STILL on hiatus lol)

playlists 🎶

(my) all american idiot (john walker/us agent)

not so super eh? 💫 (bob/sentry/void)

so full...so filled. (alexei shostakov/red guardian)

white widow, red ledger🩸 (yelena belova/white widow)

just a girl in the machine 🤍 (ava starr/ghost)

what could've been 💀 (taskmaster mostly a joke playlist but still lol)

world's sexiest grandpa 😭 (bucky barnes thunderbolts edition)

getting better, together 💘 (bucky barnes fatws edition)

pov: you hand captain america the aux 🦅✨ (sam wilson)

the hunt 🗡️ (helmut zemo)

sweet dreams, beautiful nightmares 🌌 (dream of the endless)

meet cute at the cereal convention 🥣 (the corinthian)

you will make a very good boyfriend 🧛🏻 (renfield)

ineffable ❤️‍🩹 (good omens/ineffable husbands)

[sluttynurse]

everyone's afraid of looking busted everyone's afraid of making mistakes everyone's afraid of looking stupid everyone's afraid of embarrassment everyone's afraid of imperfections because of the damn PANOPTICON that is current society and it's fucking STUPID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[eyelessfaces]

tf is he beaming for. they got the depressed and bipolar character to be the smiliest mf here😭😭 good for him

[proofweed-deactivated20230515]

Neither femme nor masc but a third more wicked thing....... Boring

[stonedeadforever]

By Gerda Wegener, 1925

[cyphir-spacerobot]

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

[koiagain]

[mrsducky]

Do it. No. It's over.

[walkeryouignorantslut]

[punished-venom-solitair-e]

everyone post your biggest hear me outs my friend just showed me two conventionally attractive white men in a row i need to teach him what a real hear me out is

[gardenofeden5457]

.world's largest excavator- nay, world's largest vehicle- the bagger 288

.also, scale reference! just the wheel is 70 feet in diameter

[ceruinus]

'here's a real hear me out' >>posts world's most conventionally attractive piece of machinery

[swamp-songs]

tips for what to do after a really long cry because you’re probably feeling all kinds of exhausted and drained and i don’t want that for you in the slightest:

take a shower and change all of your clothes even your socks and underwear. this is the first step to everything. 

pour yourself a big, cold glass of water and drink it. all of it. once you’re done, get yourself a refill. this will boost u physically and emotionally instantly please trust me.

grab a snack, something light that you don’t have to wait to prepare. i recommend a pudding cup, a piece of fruit, yogurt, a popsicle, or some crackers. 

get under the covers. turn on something - tv, a movie, music, anything distracting. or consider calling a friend or talking to anyone nearby, even your sibling the next room over!!

know that you are loved. you are important. you mean more than you know right now, more than you will maybe ever know. you are worth all the stars in the sky. you deserve to feel good. 

[a7estrellas]

PEDRO PASCAL at the Marvel Studios panel in San Diego Comic Con

[passionpeachy-deactivated202312]

the dog from teletubbies. perfect creature

[01dog]

via

[everythingispirates]

I have the one and only cursed aztec gold labubu

[disaster-punk-deactivated202112]

[saltedume]

[heyvamin]

because who am i if i don‘t give my entire heart everytime?