Si nec pedicor, quid hic facio?

THEY / HE || autistic || ✡︎ sephardic+ashke ✡︎ || bi & nb || white || born in the 1900s

[zoesupreme]

[homunculus-argument]

All good My Little Pony names sound either like euphenisms for gay people or euphenisms for hard drugs. You could've had a pony with a handlebar moustache named Fruit Garland and his energetic wife Sparkle Snow and nobody would've even blinked. Due to the sparkle snow.

[tahthetrickster]

did a bit of driving through the state of georgia today and wound up driving through a small town that i later discovered was called newborn, which is an odd name but doesn’t technically have anything wrong with it, except for the fact that i nearly gave myself whiplash doing a double-take at a building sign advertising NEWBORN TAXIDERMY

[porcelain-dollbones]

snakes really make you appreciate how gross mammals really are. squamates are very dry and clean

[porcelain-dollbones]

a bird is a kind of reptile that has learned to be yucky.

[captain-price-returns]

Re: sailors on USS Abraham Lincoln on half rations.

[witchstone]

your weird obsession with having a fully formed white picket fence found family who all speak like they've inhaled their therapist who you subconsciously want to be adopted into is ruining your ability to interact with the source material

[utopians]

I consider myself a real hater but sometimes you really do go too far with haterism. once I had to break mutuals with someone bc they hated the entire art form of poetry and the final straw was when they started hateposting about soup. The food

[hottestthingalive]

hi op. every time I see this post I hear it in her voice

[jeannepompadour]

"Wiener Werkstätte n° 560" by Maria Likarz-Strauss (1893-1971), early 20th century

[curioscurio]

you really cant be buying cheap toilet paper as a bushed up warrior because it always leaves your pussy a crumb sandwich

[amygdalae]

kind of hate my stupid caustic pussy for dissolving my underwear over time but it's kind of cool, like, scientifically

[destinationtoast]

dying at this sequence from @pinkydragon01 :

[halfbloodfanboy]

[twothousandeight]

Roland Barthes, The Pleasure of the Text, trans. Richard Miller

[innerchildabortionclinic]

realistically what purpose can glasses that secretly record someone have when it comes to prosocial behavior between humans

these just shouldn't be available

[oldpaintings]

Hawk's Nest, 1917 by Daniel Garber (American, 1880--1958)

[intactics-deactivated20211231]

consider three apples. now consider what "three" means in the absence of any apples, a three totally divorced from quantity. and consider that when you aren't looking, the numbers fuck each other

[nobrashfestivity]

Brice Marden, WINDOW STUDY NO. 4, 1985

[romanceyourdemons]

whenever i look into a historical monarch who doesn’t get talked about much and is just kind of a blank spot in my understanding of the historical narrative, 95% of the time what i find is pure white hot blistering capability. a pencil pusher for the ages. a 39 year reign with no more than three hours of sleep a night. there aren’t any good stories from his reign because he systematically caught and stopped all catastrophic good stories before they could start. you shrimply must respect it

[arutai]

Nassia Matsa by Adrian Samson