Christian

what is my purpose?

[makeuphall]

[omega3]

[triprobellant-deactivated201709]

[alienscumbag]

[just-shower-thoughts]

It is very likely that you are in the background of a photo a random person regularly looks at. Or a photo in a random family’s photo album. But you will never know. And they will never know who you are.

[vanmorison]

my life is constantly just an inner monologue of “why did I do that”

[ruinedchildhood]

Avoiding my life’s problems like…

[astroe]

havin peoples home addresses is surreal bc i could like randomly send them a photo of a clam?? that’s something i could do? i literally have the means to send them a physical image of a bivalve mollusk but i never ddo

[john-dadams-blog]

they have recently dug up 12 human skeletons in ben franklins basement and they have no explanation

[lillersdabomb]

Ben Franklin is the zodiac killer

[officialunitedstates]

does anyone want to join my midnight shovel club?  we walk around the streets at midnight with shovels

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

my pet: *does anything*

me:

[faqoloqy]

me: oh damn she cute, imma follow her and never talk to her.

[theneondemun]

[theyellowbrickroad]

i guess at this point i should just consider dating myself

[peachy-beauty]

you need to give yourself permission to be happy now. not when you lost weight, not when you found your soulmate, not when you have more money. we seek excitement from future events, but once those goals are met, the temporary pleasures will pass and they will be replaced by the next fantasy. devote your full attention to your inner self and appreciate being in the moment. happiness is never external, but a way of living and appreciating life. it’s not reality, just the way you perceive it. so go and shift your focus from the outcome to watching yourself grow.

[kremlin]

my favorite part of flying home to texas is when the pilot yells YEEEEE HAWWWW WE’RE IN TEXAS NOW BOYS and fires his revolvers into the roof of the cockpit. 

[cagaderamental]

[megheadmed]

You need.. you need to unmute…

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

I’ve waited too long to find this gem again!

[colombian-jacob-49]

This is perfection 😂