yikes

i'm really just trying my best

[tenderwiki]

begging bi girls to stop performatively hating themselves for their attraction to men…i know it seems like all men are trash but you certainly are not trash for being attracted to them and u absolutely deserve a loving and supportive boyfriend if u want one…u girls deserve to have ur hands held!! u deserve hugs and kisses!!!! men can be good and you, specifically, deserve that from them…ur attraction is not wrong and u will be okay i promise

[super-metroid]

can they please make a dishwasher with a transparent door? i want to see what's going on in there

[super-metroid]

washing machine: open, honest, shows you how its cleaning your clothes

dishwasher: mysterious, untrustworthy, keeps its cleaning methods a secret

[sonypraystation]

how u doing

im not thinking about it

[thunderingtyphoons]

#how i’m doing is none of my business

[tyleroakley]

Me: *changes the toilet paper roll*

Me:I am the backbone of this household

[anxietyproblem]

[lovefortv]

[movie-gifs]

Airplane! (1980), dir. Jim Abrahams, David Zucker & Jerry Zucker

[humorblr]

me @ myself

[puukkolesbo]

[omghotmemes]

Gotta make money somehow

[superiorjello]

The older this gets the funnier it is

[thebelchers]

[feistiest]

me: lmao who needs a partner i’m alone but i’m not lonely bitch, i live fine by my fucking self bitch! play that hailee steinfeld song!

me after watching a one (1) good rom-com:

[dirtbaby2016]

whats it called when shes telling u about her day and u cant stop smiling

[asap-dumpster-deactivated202109]

appendicitis

[i-am-a-fish]

i am a fish

[ewokk]

kissing is great

but wow when you get to kiss someone you have feelings for and you’ve wanted to kiss them for the longest time and you get to stroke their face and you’re so aware of their body and how nice their lips feel

[amargedom]

“You may not control all the events that happen to you, but you can decide not to be reduced by them.”

— Maya Angelou (via goodreadss)

[catchymemes]