Dumb Bitch Thoughts

this is where i vent, make jokes, and talk to myself

[biishyouthought]

[geniusoflove]

me trying to sound employable: i love effort.... and doing things. i love trying. working is the best. i love it when its hard, and bad

[churchofsuffering]

[catchymemes]

[nerdgul]

The fucking mobile game ad. the burn. im crying

[whitepeopletwitter]

[pollyjean]

[cuttyspot]

[nananana-bpdman]

Me: I’m totally independent, I don’t need anyone’s help

Also me:

[speedlimit15]

can you believe barrels used to be like… everywhere. like you walk down the street and youre guaranteed to see at least one barrel

[transfemininomenon]

i miss it bro 😔

[holysimba-deactivated20150624]

Hairdresser: do you like it? Me: yes thank you

*goes home and cries*

[biggucciomar1]

[flosstbh]

im the bank teller

[difficult]

“I hate this feeling of not knowing what to do in life.”

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[quiffturner-deactivated20130213]

wow i need a drink [pours apple juice into shot glass]

[gimme-da-memes-b0ss]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[aleshakills]

I know this is supposed to be a joke but I can’t even laugh cause that’s just how customers are

[youngwhiteboi]

[quadriceps-deactivated20171230]