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hi im alive, barely

gonna shake these little tanukis until they make the money printer go brrr..

hey guys wanna know what sensory overload is like

this wasn’t that bad but then i switched to 60fps and i felt like my eyes were gonna explode

What in the god damn shit are you on about?

just talking

i forget texas exists sometimes

maybe if i rub my snotty nose all over doug he’ll take me to the range

i wanna shoot

i hate quarantine.

doesnt matter how many chances i give this website its garbage every time and i don't know why i expect that to change

When i feel like talking i’ll never be wrong

if i feel like walking you’d best come along

i’m a midnight fist fight

don’t look too close at the details on my arm ill panic

deathwishbaby‌:

so you drinkin just the margarita mix from a goddamn bag man cant believe how epic you are, cheers mate

it isnt even frozen. just sipping it like its applesauce. delicious.

@deathwishbaby

#NICE HAIR BRO DOES YOUR ARM COME OFF#LIKE A BARBIE JUST POP THAT SHIT RIGHT OUT#BEAT SOMEBODY WITH IT#JUST SAYIN.

1. love that my dash makes these tags all caps. really adds to this experience.

2. thanks my hair doesnt look like that anymore

3. yes it comes off but id rather just punch someone with it

deathwishbaby replied to your post “you know i might not be consistent in any way and i may have...”

whys it in a bag man

because it cost me like $1.69 and it’s all im allowed to drink

but even more than that, full body suits! i know fashion

i guess this really isnt too terrible a picture i mean i wore overalls for a good part of my life

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