Hi there! I'm SpongeBob SquarePants, head fry cook at the Krusty Krab! Well, technically I'm the only fry cook at the Krusty Krab, but still! I live in Bikini Bottom with my best friends Patrick and Squidward, and my boss Mr. Krabs! Though, uh, I seem to be a little far from home right now... I guess you could say I'm a "sponge out of water", huh? Balalalala!
Anyways, when I woke up on the beach here, I found this cool new Shellphone with a "Rotomblr" app already installed, so I figured I'd come say hi! I can't wait to meet you all!
// OOC below the cut!
Hey guys it's Mod Kirby from @kirbys-rotomblr-hub, once again back on my bullshit. I needed a more chill blog to work on to give me a break between more intense stuff, and I figured what better way to do that then with a new Faller?
I'll be doing my best to represent SpongeBob as accurately as I can, but I've only ever seen the first movie and a few scattered clips from various episodes, so I may make some mistakes.
Pelipper Mail/Malice, Musharna Mail/Malice, Magic Anons, and all that jazz are enabled because SpongeBob doesn't know how to turn them off. If it gets overwhelming though, this may change.
Spongebob's current team consists of Sandy Jr. the Makuhita, and Beaky the Wingull.
Uhhh yeah I think that's it. Enjoy the funny sponge man
[A video. In it, SpongeBob is absolutely busting it down crazystyle. Damn! He's doing the dance from this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2N6AcMv2OGE]
Today I was asked by some kids in the cafeteria to make them Krabby Patties! I just couldn't bear to say no, so I did my best! I'm legally required to say they're not as good as the ones at the Krusty Krab, though!
While the people of your world have stuff like Toon Force, cartoon logic, etc. etc. that make you practically invincible.
The people of the Pokemon World are just. Normal Guys [TM].
So yeah, fighting other trainers in a Pokemon Battle will defiantly be better then just normally throwing hands. However, if a WILD Pokemon is trying to merk you, THEN you can karate their hinds into next week. Just make sure your Pokemon are getting trained well also!
Oh, gotcha! Thanks, Anonymous!
I would never want to really hurt anyone, you know! I'm just a humble fry cook at the end of the day!
ah.... yeah.... we usually settle disagreements with pokemon battles around here
Oops, my bad! Thanks for the tip, Anonymous!
I'm not usually the type to go looking for a fight, but something about that guy trying to take Sandy Jr. just really got to me... either way, I'll be more careful next time!
Whoops! I hit that Team Skull pretty hard. It only took hit for him to start crying and apologizing, and I felt really bad. He promised never to steal another Pokemon again and then ran away.
Maybe I should let Sandy Jr. do the battling from now on...
[Attached is a video. A male Team Skull Grunt is posing aggressively at the camera.]
"Hey, homie, what do you think you're doing recording me, huh? I've got enough problems without you uploading my face to Mewtube, yo!"
"Oh, sorry! I can stop recording if you want!" SpongeBob's cheerful voice comes from behind the camera.
"Nah, don't worry! You're not gonna be able to upload anything after I steal your Pokemon and leave you cryin'! Y'know, because of the tears. You won't be able to see anything."
"Ohhh, so you want to steal Sandy Jr, eh?" SpongeBob proclaims. "Well then, you'll have to go through me first!"
"Hey, what are you doing, homie?" The Team Skull grunt's eyes widen. The camera suddenly tilts upward, showing SpongeBob leaping high into the air, raising a hand with a giant red boxing glove on it.
"IIIIII'M READY!" The sponge cries. The Team Skull grunt screams in terror.
