Jellyfloat Pool

they/them Amazing Mini Mario toy! It walks, it talks, it says "Mamma mia" Each one comes in its own crystal ball! Collect one! Collect them all! Be the first one on your block to own the amazing new Mini Mario toy! Hurry before they're all sold out! Hurry, buy one! Buy them all! Buy them all! Buy them all! Buy them all!

[bikwin5]

who's your favorite muppets baby from muppet babies. baby kermit, baby piggie, new baby penguin or other?

bady daisy

[bikwin5]

hello i am Adeline or Ado from kirby. do you like my games?

i have beaten kirby 64 about a dozen times and kirby dream land 3 like twice so i would say yes

[actualized-animal]

every chapter of deltarune has a secret npc who only appears if you leave and re-enter the room 1225 times while you have a bagel in your seventh inventory slot and the npc is a sentient doorknob and when you talk to them the music cuts out and they’re like “who’s that whispering in the trees, it’s two sailors and they’re on leave, pipes and chains and swinging hands, who’s your daddy, yes i am” and then within four hours there’s a thirty minute long video on youtube titled “ASGORE IS FRIEND??? DADDY THEORY EXPLAINED” and it already has 100,000 views and then a year later people call the next chapter disappointing because it was focusing too much on developing the main characters instead of explaining the doorknob guy

[amamoto-air]

夢うつつ

[bgm05]

It must be defeated immediately

[frankiedotbiz]

the guys who made Racist Mario just got their merch pulled for lead poisoning

[frankiedotbiz]

wasnt joking

[chadolbaegii]

🩵

comm for confettiyeti!

[grimeclown]

I got a job at a gas station across from a casino and a guy keeps coming in to buy whole cartons of cigarettes and talks in the third person calling himself "snake eyes pete" and every time I tell him his total hes like "tell ya what if old Pete rolls a snake eyes why dont you give it to him for free?" and he rolls the same set of loaded dice on the counter and it does not matter how many times he rolls snake eyes I will not give him the cartons for free he gets so mad

[pansylair]

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[cinturongazo]

im not using wojaks. get on my level

[fibrefox]

Paused King of the Hill on an interesting frame

[xintract]

[singsingswing2]

Cleffa deserves a triple scoop waffle cone because Jacinthe says so!

[were--ralph]

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[changelingcoded]

does anyone else have parents who suck in objectively funny ways

[changelingcoded]

drawing it made me realize this one might be a unique experience

[changelingcoded]

im going through some bullshit someones homestuck fankid would experience

[mikufanclub]

[hoshizoralone]

hamstergirls…

[bikwin5]

my next great idea

so basically the idea is that someone takes a fictional character maybe one they like and they have them wear a hat that says "women want me, fish fear me"