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#ringless;#( I'm sorry for being Mia. I've been very tired and not in the mood to turn on my computer. Which is a shame because I do want to rp )#( I promise I'll be back this week okay? Pls don't hate me ): )

Even Dirtier!

Send me "Even dirtier!"

Dwarves were obviously different in many aspects, at least compared to Hobbits. And time and time again, their cultures would clash and they'd either be in an awkward situation or they wouldn't understand each other at all, but some times they'd finally understand that they weren't talking about the same thing due to their cultures. So after some time, when- ever Bilbo felt confused about something, he'd simply ask if he had understood correctly or what the dwarf meant by what he had said. Now, the situation was not different.

❝ Are you asking me to have sex with you? ❞

It wasn't like Bilbo was about to deny it, but he also didn't want to accept it and then find out Thorin meant another thing entirely. Better to clarify things before agreeing to them, Bilbo thought.

#dxrins #answered riddle;#i feel sort of stretched;

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Send me "Even dirtier!" and I will generate a number for what my muse will say to yours.

NSFW SPECIAL 2.0

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zodiac--signs

the "brutally kills their characters" authors squad

aquarius, virgo, capricorn, leo, gemini

#ringless;#( true |: )#( although i haven't killed bilbo yet )#( if i don't kill them i try to scar them for life )

▬▬wishlist;

pls consider:

a walk to remember au. spoiler alert: one of them dies in the end!!!

hogwarts au!

beauty and the beast au with maybe wild!thorin or smaug because of reasons

nerds meet on the internet because one is a fanfic writer and the other is a fan au (bagginshield maybe? or maybe not, whatever)

KIDS AU (characters being kids)

PARENTS AU (characters having kids together/adopting/sth)

x-men au pls

mute!bilbo au

modern middle earth au

land of stories au (either they’re a character from there or they ended up there)

met at summer camp when teenagers, fell in love but lost contact afterwards, years later they meet again au

s o u L M A TE AU OKAY? (you see colour for the first time when you see the person or you are born with their names written in your body, or anything really)

angel and demon au (omg if this is with another bilbo it’ll be lovely, but it doesn’t need to be of course)

CRACK (any crack okay)

and basically this i guess? i hope someone’s interested in anything.

#wishlist;#( updated )#( ANYONE )

No mercy no more

To every light, there was a darkness. To every good thing, there was something bad. To every angel, there was their demon form. It had been a f a c t since the beginning of the times. To have balance, everything good ▬ love, peace, kindness, heaven ▬ needed something bad to keep their existence ▬ such as hatred, war, malice, hell. All in all, there was h a r m o n y; though not necessarily a good one. Yet, angels and demons could go on with their duties and tasks without many interruptions. Of course, when it was concerning the Earth and the humans, one tried to make the other fail. Angels wanted to keep the purity and innocence of the humans, while demons tried to corrupt them in any way they could. They kept each other on their toes, making things difficult to b o t h sides, but if Bilbo the angel had any say in this, he'd say the demons were winning. And that was mostly all it needed to fuel his urge to help humans. More often than not, Bilbo the angel would go to Earth to do good deeds and some times he'd meet some demons on the way. And even a couple of times he had met Bilbo the demon. It had been interesting, if not a bit infuriating, but most of the times, Bilbo the angel tried not to think of the demon and what he was up to. At least until he met him again on Earth.

❝ Good morning. Are you here to try and corrupt a soul again? ❞

He sniffled, a bit concerned that the demon was there. The angel was going to try and help a poor family who needed his support to keep up their faith and their integrity for the father of the family had been thinking in stealing to buy his children food. Bilbo had thought in ways of helping without making him do such a thing ▬ food and fairness would come to him if he kept his faith, but if the demon was there to try and do the exact opposite of what he planned, things would just get more complicated.

#thethiefoftheshire #v; sparkly angel #t; no mercy no more #tw; demons #tw; demon #tw; angel

the-hobbit-who-lived

‘But no living man am I! You look upon a w o m a n.’

#happy tag;

▬▬▬ringless;

okay i need ideas/suggestions for young (teenager) bilbo. can anyone help?

#ringless;

ramooto

thorin holds onto bilbo’s arm and pulls him closer as he says ‘I’m glad you’re here’

#the sturdy oak and the little acorn;#( fuCK EVERYTHING )

"So, you come here often?"

Flirty/Suggestive/NSFW Edition

Bilbo wasn't a club person. In fact, he was more of a 'stay at home and watch netflix' kind of person. Even 'stay at home and read on a Saturday night' would fit him better than going clubbing. So it was a s h o c k to even himself when he agreed on going to a gay club with Gandalf. The old man had disappeared within the first three minutes after they entered the club and Bilbo had given up on finding him about ten minutes later. The only solution, at least for now, was to get a drink and w a i t. Two beers and a shot of tequila later, Bilbo was determined to just catch a taxi and go back home and sleep and never let Gandalf talk him in going places with him again. Before he could even think about getting out of the stool he was in, Bilbo heard a grave voice close to him. He turned, regardless of his best judge- ment of just ignoring, but Bilbo was slightly ▬ or maybe 'enough' ▬ drunk and did people actually use those pick up lines?

❝ Really? So many things you could've said and you approach me with this line? ❞

However, squinting his eyes so he could see the man better in the dim light, Bilbo thought that wow, that was a very fine man. Maybe it hadn't been such a b a d i d e a coming here in the end. Licking his lips and obviously eyeing the man, Bilbo talked again.

❝ You know what? I'll let you buy me a drink and maybe have a dance or two. And then I'll decide what we'll do. Alright? ❞

#oakxnshield #v; undetermined #answered riddle;#( i got excited sorry a_a )

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asexualsteverogers said: Yes hello hogwarts au??? (queenthorinoferebor)

omG I JUST NOTICED YOU REPLIED TO THIS sorry my activity was a butt bUT YES HOGWARTS AU!!!!! queenthorinoferebor / asexualsteverogers

queenthorinoferebor

HOGWARTS AUUUUUUU!!! Shall we plot something, if you’d like?

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YESSSSSSSH

we can start by are they in which year? what are their houses? (i'm still conflicted if i make bilbo a gryffindor or a ravenclaw or even a hufflepuff tbh) do they already know each other? will they be bffs? all the questions tbh

#queenthorinoferebor #ringless;

asexualsteverogers said: Yes hello hogwarts au??? (queenthorinoferebor)

omG I JUST NOTICED YOU REPLIED TO THIS sorry my activity was a butt bUT YES HOGWARTS AU!!!!! queenthorinoferebor / asexualsteverogers

#ringless;#queenthorinoferebor #asexualsteverogers

▬▬wishlist;

pls consider:

a walk to remember au. spoiler alert: one of them dies in the end!!!

hogwarts au!

beauty and the beast au with maybe wild!thorin or smaug because of reasons

nerds meet on the internet because one is a fanfic writer and the other is a fan au (bagginshield maybe? or maybe not, whatever)

KIDS AU (characters being kids)

PARENTS AU (characters having kids together/adopting/sth)

x-men au pls

mute!bilbo au

modern middle earth au

land of stories au (either they’re a character from there or they ended up there)

met at summer camp when teenagers, fell in love but lost contact afterwards, years later they meet again au

s o u L M A TE AU OKAY? (you see colour for the first time when you see the person or you are born with their names written in your body, or anything really)

angel and demon au (omg if this is with another bilbo it’ll be lovely, but it doesn’t need to be of course)

CRACK (any crack okay)

and basically this i guess? i hope someone’s interested in anything.

#( reblogging because yessss )

#happy tag;#save;#durxns #( do you know those moments when you never think or believe you're doing a good job with your character )#( but you play them anyway because you love them and you're happy doing so and it helps with your anxiety and your depression irl )#( and then someone who's an amazing writer and lovely person comments something like this about you )#( and you're just so happy you wanna cry because it's like your character you love so much loved you back )#( and you're worthy of them )#( i'm just really happy with this okay. i'm silly. ignore me. )

darkbeautybellatrix

Muse A is a dance teacher for little girls and boys and she loves inspiring new dancers. Muse B has a son, daughter, or a sibling that takes dance lessons with Muse A. One day after class is done Muse B is late and Muse A takes care of the little dancer until they arrive. As a form of thank you, Muse B offers to take Muse A to dinner where something sparks between them.

#wishlist;#( omg but bilbo as the dance teacher and thorin as the uncle who takes kili and/or fili to the class and nfidfbaçidf )