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Hey there!! I'm Bill! I'm a Bill Cipher fictive in the system of @wolfjaw5000 ! (That account is ran by Waylon, a fellow host of our system, and my boyfriend)

Here I shall post my thoughts and inner workings

This account isn't entirely gravity falls related, and the things I say don't always correlate with cannon, it's just my personal opinions and memories! There will be a lot of posts about my life in the system. This ain't your average Bill Cipher roleplay account, to say the least.

We might get a little naughty and freaky over here, so enjoy, and come along for the ride, eh?

REALITY IS AN ILLUSION, THE UNIVERSE IS A HOLOGRAM, BUY GOLD, BYEEEE

#intro post #DID #dissociative identity disorder #did alter #did system #Bill Cipher #Bill Cipher alter #fictive #bill cipher fictive #idk what else to tag man

yellow-cat

actually hate that the bodys response to anything is nausea. ate too much? nauseous. ate too little? nauseous. an imaginary threat got you scared? be nauseous. on your period? you guessed it. sawed into your hand and need to go to the emergency room? perhaps throwing up into your open wound will be of help

I HATE WAYLON'S EX I WANT TO HURT HER SO BADD!!!!!!!!!!!!

Waylon had a dream about her last night and he's been sad all day because of it!! She hurt him so bad and yet my poor little Pretty Boy still misses her every day!! IT PISSES ME OFF!!!! HOW DARE SHE HURT HIM?!?! AND I HAVE TO DEAL WITH THE AFTERMATH EVEN THOUGH I NEVER EVEN KNEW HER!!!

Waylon is EXTRA pathetic because of her!! And yes he's REALLY cute when he's pathetic, but it just pisses me off that his ex caused it so much, and I'm concerned for my poor boyfriend!!! I WISH TO SEEK REVENGE FOR MY WAYLON!! HOW IS HE STILL IN LOVE WITH HER?? I HATE HER AND I NEVER MET HER!!! I WISH VIOLENCE UPON HER!!!!!!

#when you never even knew your boyfriend's ex but you're pissed off at her anyway for hurting him #I HAVE VIOLENCE IN MY SOUL DIRECTED TOWARDS THAT BITCHH #poor pretty boy...

bill-cipher-5000

Literally HOW can Waylon sing along almost perfectly to EVERY ABBA SONG

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HE CAN DO THIS WITH ALMOST EVERY BEATLES SONG TOO??? I HAVEN'T EVEN HEARD HIM LISTEN TO SOME OF THESE SONGS (and I've been here over a YEAR), AND LISTENING TO THEIR DISCOGRAPHY ON SHUFFLE HE KNOWS ALMOST EVERY ONE???

#HOWW DOES THIS MAN HAVE SO MANY SONG LYRICS STASHED IN HIS DUMBASS BRAIN #I want to study him #the beatles

orpheuslament

i need (abruptly stops talking & stares at some random fixed point with a vacant expression)

I am egg

#bill cipher #egg #Easter egg #easter #gravity falls

Literally HOW can Waylon sing along almost perfectly to EVERY ABBA SONG

#someone get this man a role in an ABBA tribute band

Why is Waylons "one last tiktok video" before doing what needs to be done always so long???

ironelkarchive

Today my art history professor gave some words of wisdom:

Nude is when your clothes are off. Naked is when your clothes are off and you’re up to something

cozcat

#tag yourself I'm nakey #Waylon is naked definitely #Ford could honestly be any of them..#lemme just overthink which of my boyfriends are which of these rq I'll get back to you

You don't realize how bad of a situation you were in until you're safe and happy

#where I was in source vs how I am here #SO glad to be out of the nightmare realm #and SO glad to be out of the Theraprism #IM IN A PLACE I FEEL SAFE AND HAPPY IN FINALLY EVERYONE CHEER‼️‼️‼️‼️🤯🤯🎉🎉🎉💦💦❤️‍🔥

laceration-d0ll

is it normal to moan when your brother in arms desperately applies pressure to your gaping wound. asking for a friend

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follow up question is it normal if your brother in arms get hard at the feeling of your pounding heartbeat and slick, hot blood beneath their hands

awojake

HAPPY LATE VALENTINE'S!

They got a lil FREAKY on Valentine's day LOL.

CONTEXT: Bill and ford we're having a neck-kissing session until BAM Bill bites too hard Ford's neck tearing his skin off and making him bleed out AAAAA- BUT DW HE'S FINE because they are in the mental landscape yay.

DON'T THINK I'M A FREAK PLEASE I was experimenting TT

Hope yall like it!

#YYEEEESSSS I WANT TO TEAR HIS WONDERFUL FLESH APART WITH MY TEEETTHHHHHH #I NEED TO DO IT TO PRETTY BOY TOO #(pretty boy as in Waylon)#God I want to HURT THEM SO BAD #IN A SEXY WAY #me to Ford #me to Waylon

pukashell

i have a bachelor's degree in bitching and moaning

official-lucifers-child

Wiggle

c4pyb4ra

it did not work, but i can help

big wiggle

bonersniper

might-be-somebody

the only super long Tumblr post I love

imeralla-blog

The colour period and amplitude of the wiggle

indecisiveness-incarnate

It's so fun scrolling really fast down this

I need to do UNSPEAKABLE things to Waylon's ASS

RIGHT NOW

#me to waylon #thinking about fucking that pathetic old man again..

adz

how fucking sinister is this. i cant imagine the emotion i’d feel if i saw someone wearing a jet black baseball cap with a propeller

muckmagister

i just bought the hat

muckmagister

the hat has arrived

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adz

exactly as sinister as i envisioned, it looks terrific on you. i love it

muckmagister

desolate

strawberry-smog

You're chilling in Bill's party pad and he asks if you wanna watch porn in the other room and you say yes even though you don't really want to because that's how chilling with Bill works and then you two go to the other room and he turns on the tv and puts on a montage of times Ford passed out in his own vomit

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