almost home
occasionally subtle
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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Monterey Bay Aquarium
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
ellievsbear
YOU ARE THE REASON
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Peter Solarz
if i look back, i am lost
NASA
#extradirty
I'd rather be in outer space šø
Janaina Medeiros
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Keni
pixel skylines
trying on a metaphor
i don't do bad sauce passes
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@billdawes
FULL MOON TONIGHT! I know I quit but hey itās my birthday weekend and Oahu is one of the most beautiful places on the planet and also butts are funny. #oahu #northshore #fullmoon #butt https://www.instagram.com/p/CnG99lFOsMn/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
HAPPY NEW YEAR from the World Famous @laughfactoryhw. Few things make me happier than ringing in the new year on stage. Probably bc I have mental problems. Remember the secret to happiness is very easy: 1. Honor your word. 2. Donāt take anything personally. 3. Try your best. 4. Stand up for those who canāt. 5. Ass play. At least take a crack at it. I wish all of you an amazing 2023! And hope to see 10% of you soon! ā¤ļøā¤ļøā¤ļø #laughfactory #hollywood #happynewyear #newyearseve #love https://www.instagram.com/p/Cm3oL2SukGs/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
The new black belts under @marcusvinicius_bhjjc. After being hit by an SUV, 2 separated shoulders, a torn miniscus, a broken toe, a brief coma, adorable cauliflowered ears, 4 herniated discs, bloody eyeballs, rashes, ringworm, and a constant barrage of humiliation, I will spend 2023 as a black belt. Now that I have it, I know have to earn it. Which means living with honor and integrity and, at the very least, letting scumbags know that they will be choked out if they want to victimize someone you know. As @danaherjohn once said, sometimes itās good to think of life as a zero-sum game. Which means, SOMETIMES, itās not bad to let an evil person know that youāll rip their f**king head off. #oss š #bjj #bjjlifestyle #samurai #blackbelt #billdawes https://www.instagram.com/p/CmwBAlZLJSl/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
The new black belts under @marcusvinicius_bhjjc. After being hit by an SUV, 2 separated shoulders, a torn miniscus, a broken toe, a brief coma, adorable cauliflowered ears, 4 herniated discs, bloody eyeballs, rashes, ringworm, and a constant barrage of humiliation, I will spend 2023 as a black belt. Now that I have it, I know have to earn it. Which means living with honor and integrity and, at the very least, letting scumbags know that they will be choked out if they want to victimize someone you know. As @danaherjohn once said, sometimes itās good to think of life as a zero-sum game. Which means, SOMETIMES, itās not bad to let an evil person know that youāll rip their f**king head off. #oss š #bjj #bjjlifestyle #samurai #blackbelt #billdawes https://www.instagram.com/p/CmwBAlZLJSl/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
Itās been over a decade, but I finally got my black belt in Brazilian Jiu Jitsu. A journey that started with @renzogracieacademy and @danaherjohn in NYC ended with @marcusvinicius_bhjjc in LA. The legacy and track records of my teachers are truly humbling and the discipline itself makes me feel like a decrepit old white belt, but itās an honor to get a black belt from a coral belt trained by a red belt, Master Munsor, who studied under Helio Gracie. Itās also a first step in the much longer journey of being a lifelong black belt and representing the sport, the academy, and the Gracie tradition. Iāll never be a competitor, but I hope I can honor my masters and use any skills I have to protect the innocent and put evildoers in reverse cross-over toe holds. Also, I didnāt start into well into my 30ās, so if youāre interested in #bjj, just find a mat. Itāll change your life. š„ #oss #bjj #renzogracie #johndanaher #bhjj #10thplanet #anthonybourdain #blackbelt https://www.instagram.com/p/CmWzv8gJZ50/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
Fun Fact: I screen tested for the part of 11 on @strangerthingstv. I was told I lost the part on small technicalities like I was not a ālocal hireā and ācreepily oldā and āhow did I get past security?ā In all seriousness, Iām trying to get used to this new bald head. It seems like Iām on the fence. By that, I mean I look like I should be patrolling a barbed wire fence in 40ās Germany. BUT spoiler alert: Iām Jewish. āļø #happyshabbat #truestory (at The Laugh Factory) https://www.instagram.com/p/CmODfIGr-tS/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
Playing @jeffbezos in new biopic! Details to come soon! š¤ https://www.instagram.com/p/ClzbEklA-qV/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
In NY POST today. I said funny things but they cut them out and this just makes me look like a weird loser. (Spoiler alert: Iām a weird loser). But hey, being a regular winner sounds boring, no? What are 5 fun facts about YOU? The weirdest loser wins a $50 Amazon Gift Card. š https://www.instagram.com/p/ClUA01TAJLx/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
Agree or no? š¤ https://www.instagram.com/p/ClM5bXZv4Gd/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
CROWD-SOURCING: keep the goatee or no? Do I want to be only in bio-pics about January 6th? Also, should I shave my head bald for a role? YOUR ANSWERS will determine my fate. Truly. Let me know in the comments below: š (at Vancouver, British Columbia) https://www.instagram.com/p/Ck17JUISE63/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
Sometimes I forget how beautiful New York isā¦. #brookylnbridge #manhattan #sunset #nyc #love https://www.instagram.com/p/CkonOyPg2eV/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
Me and my new homie. If you havenāt seen her yet on @alaskadailyabc, check it out. It keeps getting better and better, and I heard the next couple episodes are going to be really amazing. š https://www.instagram.com/p/CkoRpclgbqF/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
āDid you just heckle me, cracka?!ā I said, probably. I was 222 pounds here. š¤¦ #neveragain https://www.instagram.com/p/CkgIy9KgztI/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
This Halloween, I will be playing the descent into right wing madness. Scroll towards the endā¦ #cosplay #halloween #geterdone #roughneck #igetit #billdawes https://www.instagram.com/p/CkLrakwrEXC/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
Frame in frame. I always feel most at home in a makeup trailer, because I can relay all my insecurities about my crooked nose, thinning hair, pale skin, beady eyes and make it seem like Iām getting into character, when Iām truth I just want to feel pretty. š„° #makeup #acting #billdawes #nda (at Vancouver, British Columbia) https://www.instagram.com/p/CkJNezLg9oo/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
Covid is over. But once itās officially OVER over, Iām gonna take this commie face shield off and f**k some s**t up. If youāre not watching @alaskadailyabc, binge on @hulu or #abc. If you ARE, what do you think? Things are about to get wildā¦. #alaskadaily #acting #covidregulations #seriously #igottawearthis? #butiwastested #plusihadittwice #covidisover #itsnot? #ugh #caniwearafaceshield? #billdawes #alaskadaily https://www.instagram.com/p/CkEArpOpXMC/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
New episode of Alaska Daily on ABC tonight! Am I in it? I actually am not sure, but I will be soon so check it out. in the meantime, enjoying Vancouver even though the entire city shuts down at 5 PM. Watch @alaskadailyabc TONIGHT! Itās the number one broadcast drama since Covid started. š¤ #alaskadaily #hillaryswank #abc #billdawes https://www.instagram.com/p/Cj9auWoDmHA/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=