Bill Mcdonagh

These pipes keep me up at night.

[billmcdonagh1959]

" Oi, if I 'ave to keep doin' pipework 'round Fontaine Fisheries we're gonna have a problem @frank-fortnite. Stop letting 'ta damn pipes freeze! "

[rapturescloset]

I'm.still alive

[billmcdonagh1959]

" Aye! Good to 'ear Mr. Ryan! Ol' Fontaine can't keepya down! "

[rapturescloset]

Wait. I have a son??????

[augustussinclairesquire]

You should ask uncle frank 

[rapturescloset]

Wait. Hold on. Wait.....

[billmcdonagh1959]

Mr. Ryan' you've got some explainin' to do..

[rapturescloset]

People keep asking about my city hahaa!!! It’s so embarrasssinnggg… I just built it and created my own societyyyy loll I’m blushhingg

[picasso-of-surgery]

Literally no one asked you, you bafoon.

[rapturescloset]

everyone asked me and i was really embarrassed you had to be there J

[picasso-of-surgery]

Okay, who?

[rapturescloset]

[billmcdonagh1959]

Where am I Mr. Ryan? All the way in the very, very far back?

[rapturescloset]

You’re taking the picture my dear Bill. Ignore Steinman.

[billmcdonagh1959]

Awfully close isn't he? I'm afraid he might come' out blurry if he gets too close Mr. Ryan.

[rapturescloset]

People keep asking about my city hahaa!!! It’s so embarrasssinnggg… I just built it and created my own societyyyy loll I’m blushhingg

[picasso-of-surgery]

Literally no one asked you, you bafoon.

[rapturescloset]

everyone asked me and i was really embarrassed you had to be there J

[picasso-of-surgery]

Okay, who?

[rapturescloset]

[billmcdonagh1959]

Where am I Mr. Ryan? All the way in the very, very far back?

[billmcdonagh1959]

Looking forward to the New Years party with @diane-mcclintock! And @rapturescloset, ya better show up this year. I got a feelin' its gonna be a blast! @presto-plunge-oh, maybe you can provide some music this year eh? One of them prodigy's I think.

[rapturescloset]

Nothing like rapture bread

[billmcdonagh1959]

"Absolutely delicious, and definitely not moldy or maggot infested."

[rapturescloset]

*grabs you*

[billmcdonagh1959]

"Oi, what's wrong Mr. Ryan? Someone' messin' with the pipes in yer kitchen again?"

[frank-fortnite]

cant believe ugly people exist

shocked and appalled!

[billmcdonagh1959]

Finally discovered the mirror Fontaine? Mind checkin' the pipes in you're sink for me? Pretty sure they're all crock full of of shit, like yer' mouth.

[cultrelated]

this is extremely poorly made and these jokes r way outdated but i

[billmcdonagh1959]

Aww man. I'm missing from the list :'( is it because I love pipes Diane? I can change! I promise I can change!

[rapturescloset]

*looks at my list of epic plasmid ideas for suchong* fireants. Yes or no?

[rapturescloset]

Plasmid for Great Chain? Consider?

[rapturescloset]

Plasmid for Remove Parasite

[rapturescloset]

He told me that’s just surgery

[frank-fortnite]

ill remove your parasite if you dont shut your hell the fuck up

[billmcdonagh1959]

Hey that's a suggestive threat. I'm gonna have to call the tumblr police

[frank-fortnite]

ill beat your shitty lil skull in with those damn pipes youre so attracted to mcdonut dont FUCKING test me

[billmcdonagh1959]

WHATS 9+10 FONTAINE? DON'T FUCK WITH ME. I HAVE THE POWER OF PLUMBING AND LIQOUR ON MY SIDE.

[frank-fortnite]

WHATS THE POWER OF A STUPJD FUCKING VINER TO A TIKTOK STAR HUH??? BITCH I LOOK LIKE IM FRESH OFF THE RUNWAY

[billmcdonagh1959]

ATLEAST I HAVE FACIAL HAIR

[frank-fortnite]

IMPLYING I DONT?????

[billmcdonagh1959]

LAST TIME I CHECKED I THOUGHT IT WAS A DEAD SPIDER

[frank-fortnite]

HUUOUYGGH GO FUCK A PIPE MCDONUT GO FUCK A PIPE

[billmcdonagh1959]

THATS NSFW FONTAINE. IM CALLING THE TUMBLR POLICE

[rapturescloset]

*looks at my list of epic plasmid ideas for suchong* fireants. Yes or no?

[rapturescloset]

Plasmid for Great Chain? Consider?

[rapturescloset]

Plasmid for Remove Parasite

[rapturescloset]

He told me that’s just surgery

[frank-fortnite]

ill remove your parasite if you dont shut your hell the fuck up

[billmcdonagh1959]

Hey that's a suggestive threat. I'm gonna have to call the tumblr police

[frank-fortnite]

ill beat your shitty lil skull in with those damn pipes youre so attracted to mcdonut dont FUCKING test me

[billmcdonagh1959]

WHATS 9+10 FONTAINE? DON'T FUCK WITH ME. I HAVE THE POWER OF PLUMBING AND LIQOUR ON MY SIDE.

[frank-fortnite]

WHATS THE POWER OF A STUPJD FUCKING VINER TO A TIKTOK STAR HUH??? BITCH I LOOK LIKE IM FRESH OFF THE RUNWAY

[billmcdonagh1959]

ATLEAST I HAVE FACIAL HAIR

[frank-fortnite]

IMPLYING I DONT?????

[billmcdonagh1959]

LAST TIME I CHECKED I THOUGHT IT WAS A DEAD SPIDER

[rapturescloset]

*looks at my list of epic plasmid ideas for suchong* fireants. Yes or no?

[rapturescloset]

Plasmid for Great Chain? Consider?

[rapturescloset]

Plasmid for Remove Parasite

[rapturescloset]

He told me that’s just surgery

[frank-fortnite]

ill remove your parasite if you dont shut your hell the fuck up

[billmcdonagh1959]

Hey that's a suggestive threat. I'm gonna have to call the tumblr police

[frank-fortnite]

ill beat your shitty lil skull in with those damn pipes youre so attracted to mcdonut dont FUCKING test me

[billmcdonagh1959]

WHATS 9+10 FONTAINE? DON'T FUCK WITH ME. I HAVE THE POWER OF PLUMBING AND LIQOUR ON MY SIDE.

[frank-fortnite]

WHATS THE POWER OF A STUPJD FUCKING VINER TO A TIKTOK STAR HUH??? BITCH I LOOK LIKE IM FRESH OFF THE RUNWAY

[billmcdonagh1959]

ATLEAST I HAVE FACIAL HAIR

[rapturescloset]

*looks at my list of epic plasmid ideas for suchong* fireants. Yes or no?

[rapturescloset]

Plasmid for Great Chain? Consider?

[rapturescloset]

Plasmid for Remove Parasite

[rapturescloset]

He told me that’s just surgery

[frank-fortnite]

ill remove your parasite if you dont shut your hell the fuck up

[billmcdonagh1959]

Hey that's a suggestive threat. I'm gonna have to call the tumblr police

[frank-fortnite]

ill beat your shitty lil skull in with those damn pipes youre so attracted to mcdonut dont FUCKING test me

[billmcdonagh1959]

WHATS 9+10 FONTAINE? DON'T FUCK WITH ME. I HAVE THE POWER OF PLUMBING AND LIQOUR ON MY SIDE.

[rapturescloset]

*looks at my list of epic plasmid ideas for suchong* fireants. Yes or no?

[rapturescloset]

Plasmid for Great Chain? Consider?

[rapturescloset]

Plasmid for Remove Parasite

[rapturescloset]

He told me that’s just surgery

[frank-fortnite]

ill remove your parasite if you dont shut your hell the fuck up

[billmcdonagh1959]

Hey that's a suggestive threat. I'm gonna have to call the tumblr police

[rapturescloset]

RIP to Fontaine but I’m different

[rapturescloset]

RIP to me but I’m not a slave

[billmcdonagh1959]

You tell em Mr. Ryan!

[rapturescloset]

My name is Andrew Ryan

[rapturescloset]

Big shout out to @billmcdonagh1959​ for being the one person who appreciated this post online

[billmcdonagh1959]

"Thank you Mr. Ryan!"