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oh my was it a long long time
planning to get back to posting here (still in voltron hell like REALLY DEEP)
what the fuck what the fuck is tim dead???
well I guess I missed Jaytim week :C damn you life damn you the longest writer's block I had in years
just read voltron sdcc spoilers and well i have something to say NO NOOOOOOOO HELL NO WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU KIDDING ME N O O O NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO i never signed up for this never jc just leave the baby alone CALM AND PROTECTED HOW CAN YOU
When Tim is tired - really tired - running on coffee dregs, bad life choices, and those 10 minutes of sleep he got in the shower 6 days ago tired - interacting with him is all but impossible.
Partly because of the circular reasoning. Partly because he makes no sense. And partly because he tends to dismiss you as an irrelevant construct that his imagination conjured up to try and distract him from working and proceeds to deal with you accordingly.
Like the time he tried to use WE in order to take over Lex Corp because if he took over Lex Corp then Lex Luthor would no longer be a threat to Superman because Batman beat him. Bruce kicked him out of the office.
And the time Jason dropped a (drugged) mug of coffee on Tim’s desk and then Tim poured it all out onto the carpet without even looking up from his computer and defended his actions by saying that he couldn’t drink the coffee because the coffee was drugged and he knew the coffee was drugged because he would have drugged it if he were going to drug someone.
Or that time when he thought Dick was in Bludhaven and then saw him in the Manor and told him that he wasn’t going to submit to his subconscious’ attempts to self-destruct and make him give up on his work and nearly stabbed himself and/or Dick in the arm in order to regain his focus.
Or that time he stole Damian’s katana and also Damian’s cow and finally Damian himself because he was trying to outsmart Ra’s al Ghul and being surrounded by Damian and Damian’s things would obviously give him the edge he was looking for. (Damian proceeded to stick him with a sedative filled syringe and drag him to his bed because there was no way he was willing to inflict this version of Drake on his grandfather.)
It was an interesting afternoon. Tim is no longer allowed to go without sleep for 6 days.
awww this is so perfect
so you know how Shiro is Black Lion’s paladin therefore the head and body of Voltron
and you know how his right arm is Galra tech and all, right
and you know how Red Lion is right hand of Voltron
and you know how Keith is piloting Red Lion
SO HE IS GALRA THERE I SOLVED IT
in last week while trying to be productive I: - got really sick (cause it never stops raining in dis hecking city and I despise umbrellas with all my heart, so) - still worked while being sick (I need money and I was hiding my coughing to the sounds of espresso machine?? god I know it's bad but we got no sick days and all and I can't lose any money right now I really can't :c) - hello insomnia missed u gurl - oh wait is not that my anxiety - oh good nightmares LOVE THEM but to end all this today I almost smashed my own head with a corner of a desk by accident my hand slipped and that heavy piece of wood just fell hard on my face, one inch higher and I would not have two eyes anymore such a fun way to start a day is not it so now I have a nasty looking bruise and a cut under my eye, my head feels weird, but that pbly just temperature hitting again, I am tired and I need sleep and I can't run on coffee for much longer I guess and it's only Wednesday *sighs*
so is it too soon to write a cofeeshop au oooooor
I mean they said there was a town near Garrison base and Keith well he needs to eat smth? (YES YOU NEED KEITH DON’T YOU GALRA ME JESUS)
so he gets a part-time job in a local coffeeshop after he gets expelled and it’s mostly nice even with his lack of people skills (u r lucky u r cute keith srsly just say hello to a lady why is she leaving you tips you literally said nothing and glared the whole time ugh women are unbelievable)
and well Lance is usually polite and all with staff in such places he knows that work is hard but then he sees Keith in black apron and just
title the worst customer ever has never been deserved so much by any being in the whole universe ever
Don’t play with me.
You better not play.
I need this to happen. I need you to know that it is never too soon.
I need this in my heart.
oh well I guess it’s worth a shot! Keith would make the cutest grumpiest barista after all
I might be crying of happiness right now.
My job needs to be useful at least for something anyway, right?..
so is it too soon to write a cofeeshop au oooooor
I mean they said there was a town near Garrison base and Keith well he needs to eat smth? (YES YOU NEED KEITH DON’T YOU GALRA ME JESUS)
so he gets a part-time job in a local coffeeshop after he gets expelled and it’s mostly nice even with his lack of people skills (u r lucky u r cute keith srsly just say hello to a lady why is she leaving you tips you literally said nothing and glared the whole time ugh women are unbelievable)
and well Lance is usually polite and all with staff in such places he knows that work is hard but then he sees Keith in black apron and just
title the worst customer ever has never been deserved so much by any being in the whole universe ever
Don’t play with me.
You better not play.
I need this to happen. I need you to know that it is never too soon.
I need this in my heart.
oh well I guess it's worth a shot! Keith would make the cutest grumpiest barista after all
so is it too soon to write a cofeeshop au oooooor I mean they said there was a town near Garrison base and Keith well he needs to eat smth? (YES YOU NEED KEITH DON'T YOU GALRA ME JESUS) so he gets a part-time job in a local coffeeshop after he gets expelled and it's mostly nice even with his lack of people skills (u r lucky u r cute keith srsly just say hello to a lady why is she leaving you tips you literally said nothing and glared the whole time ugh women are unbelievable) and well Lance is usually polite and all with staff in such places he knows that work is hard but then he sees Keith in black apron and just title the worst customer ever has never been deserved so much by any being in the whole universe ever
I watched Voltron and this is the first thing that came to my mind (*´・v・)
dunno if people’ve seen already preview of upcoming Voltron comics, but all in all it is about how Coran brings all the kids to intergalactic bar to chill
sometimes I really do wonder how Alteans were raising their children
Where can I find this? Please. Tell me. I need this.
can't give you exact link right now cause my phone is not that friendly when it comes to web searching, but just google "voltron legendary defender comic preview" and it should be there!
dunno if people've seen already preview of upcoming Voltron comics, but all in all it is about how Coran brings all the kids to intergalactic bar to chill sometimes I really do wonder how Alteans were raising their children
The Lions personalities reflect those of their Paladins, sure, but what if the similarities do not end on just that? And I am not only talking about their elements, though there are lots of symbolism their too, but for now, let’s start with something simple, like- the places they were hidden in.
Blue, in the cave, surrounded by silence and water, safe. Alone. Lance may be from a big family, but that does not mean he does not know what it is like to feel lonely, opposite of that, actually. There is always someone you need to keep an eye on, someone to worry about, something that needs to be done - and when you are older than others, you try not to disturb your family, they always have other worries. Lance’s people skills and his behavior lets out the fact, that there were not many people who paid him enough attention and scratch his flatly made facade to see what person he really is. My guess Lance is used to be on his own, though it is nice when someone is willing to be around. And while he might have been lonely, home is home, and no place feels safer than that. But sometimes you need to move on (and Blue definitely gets that).
The next one is Green, hidden in the roots in the middle of beautiful, magical forest. Pidge’s family took care of them, protected them from the world, as cruel and cold as it could be. They were raised and cherished, the youngest child, a prodigy, a wonder - Pidge was loved and kept in their small beautiful world, until everything changed in a matter of moment. And as for here, I think, Pidge was the one to tell their lion that it is okay to break some roots and branches, because you can’t stay in the cage, as wonderful and warm and cozy as it might be, when your family needs you.
Yellow was pretty hard to get to - if Blue just needed Lance to touch it’s symbols, to welcome them in his shelter with a floor crushing under everyone’s feet, Hunk had to drill his way through the wall to find Yellow. Good thing Galra provided all the tech needed for that task. Yellow was hiding deep underground, in extremely secure place - like Hunk was trying to stay in his comfort zone, refusing to accept changes and embrace them. It’s not like he has ever wanted to leave Earth at all, he was good on the ground he was standing for years, not making dangerous moves, not doing anything that would crush his routine and shake his entire soul. But he is braver than he thinks he is, and Yellow might have been hard to found, but he’ll be there for a friend, even if it means stepping away from a familiar safety. Hunk might have tried to avoid those lasers, but Yellow showed him that he does not need to fear. Everything comes simpler when it’s not yours but friend’s life to defend.
We don’t know much about the whereabouts of Red before Galra captured her and for how long they had her. What we know is that she spent some time in a place that she had no intention to be in the first place, restricted and pressured. I won’t include the whole “Keith is Galra” theory going around (though it will fit perfectly), but the think is, Keith had his home, before he was orphaned, and I don’t think Garrison was his dream, most likely it had something to do with his background, or his foster family insisting on that, or (in the worst case) people from Government just sending him in Garrison right after he lost his family because his family was connected to Garrison somehow. All I am saying is that they were trying to make Keith in a quiet and obedient weapon because of his skills, he was probably practically imprisoned in there until he became legal. Forced to do things he did not want to. And he fought for his freedom, doing something that nobody could close their eyes on, impulsive and unpredictable. He blindly jumped in the unknown future - and open space - and reminded Red that no one can take away your fire. And it is okay to make your own decisions.
As for the Black, well, that one will be pretty short. As Black, Shiro is only there when others need him. He is lost when nobody is around. He needs them. They are his purpose.
You’re wonderful.
(Also, do you know that I keep telling my family that Keith is going to be made Galra some way in the next season because that wasn’t even subtle.)
(I’m terrified and also really excited.)
ohhh thanks
(well we are given a lost awkward kid with no family and mysterious past, and his skills are seriously impressive like Batman trained impressive and it's like Voltron not Batman sooo yeah, something is coming yep totally)
(but I trust the team of Voltron to handle this perfectly, so excited is definitely a state to stay until that happens)
The Lions personalities reflect those of their Paladins, sure, but what if the similarities do not end on just that? And I am not only talking about their elements, though there are lots of symbolism their too, but for now, let’s start with something simple, like- the places they were hidden in.
Blue, in the cave, surrounded by silence and water, safe. Alone. Lance may be from a big family, but that does not mean he does not know what it is like to feel lonely, opposite of that, actually. There is always someone you need to keep an eye on, someone to worry about, something that needs to be done - and when you are older than others, you try not to disturb your family, they always have other worries. Lance’s people skills and his behavior lets out the fact, that there were not many people who paid him enough attention and scratch his flatly made facade to see what person he really is. My guess Lance is used to be on his own, though it is nice when someone is willing to be around. And while he might have been lonely, home is home, and no place feels safer than that. But sometimes you need to move on (and Blue definitely gets that).
The next one is Green, hidden in the roots in the middle of beautiful, magical forest. Pidge’s family took care of them, protected them from the world, as cruel and cold as it could be. They were raised and cherished, the youngest child, a prodigy, a wonder - Pidge was loved and kept in their small beautiful world, until everything changed in a matter of moment. And as for here, I think, Pidge was the one to tell their lion that it is okay to break some roots and branches, because you can’t stay in the cage, as wonderful and warm and cozy as it might be, when your family needs you.
Yellow was pretty hard to get to - if Blue just needed Lance to touch it’s symbols, to welcome them in his shelter with a floor crushing under everyone’s feet, Hunk had to drill his way through the wall to find Yellow. Good thing Galra provided all the tech needed for that task. Yellow was hiding deep underground, in extremely secure place - like Hunk was trying to stay in his comfort zone, refusing to accept changes and embrace them. It’s not like he has ever wanted to leave Earth at all, he was good on the ground he was standing for years, not making dangerous moves, not doing anything that would crush his routine and shake his entire soul. But he is braver than he thinks he is, and Yellow might have been hard to found, but he’ll be there for a friend, even if it means stepping away from a familiar safety. Hunk might have tried to avoid those lasers, but Yellow showed him that he does not need to fear. Everything comes simpler when it’s not yours but friend’s life to defend.
We don’t know much about the whereabouts of Red before Galra captured her and for how long they had her. What we know is that she spent some time in a place that she had no intention to be in the first place, restricted and pressured. I won’t include the whole “Keith is Galra” theory going around (though it will fit perfectly), but the think is, Keith had his home, before he was orphaned, and I don’t think Garrison was his dream, most likely it had something to do with his background, or his foster family insisting on that, or (in the worst case) people from Government just sending him in Garrison right after he lost his family because his family was connected to Garrison somehow. All I am saying is that they were trying to make Keith in a quiet and obedient weapon because of his skills, he was probably practically imprisoned in there until he became legal. Forced to do things he did not want to. And he fought for his freedom, doing something that nobody could close their eyes on, impulsive and unpredictable. He blindly jumped in the unknown future - and open space - and reminded Red that no one can take away your fire. And it is okay to make your own decisions.
As for the Black, well, that one will be pretty short. As Black, Shiro is only there when others need him. He is lost when nobody is around. He needs them. They are his purpose.
there is that monster fic I am writing about Tim and Dami that I am kind of stuck in the middle of finishing right now
I thought posting it as wip would be helpful but NOPE IT DOES NOT HELP AT ALL
although I definitely laughed my ass out when I was rereading first two chapters (that were mostly smut, complicated feelings and Tim character study) and there was that note I wrote after posting it like
“the third chapter will be all fluff and idiots trying to deal with feelings cause batfam is so baaad with feelings and all”
and now I am looking at what I have written so far and there is Tim almost killing himself while trying to save Damian, and everybody worrying and giving him hugs and safety lectures, Damian totally blaming himself for what happened, Tim blaming himself, subtle dealing with depression and I am like
yeah right SO FLUFFY BILLY I CAN’T WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH YOU JC
and it was supposed to be porn and short and funny
GOOD JOB THERE YEAH
I know those feels.
I’m trying to write a humorous batfam crossover, but it turned into boys angsting and plotting.
oh, I wish you all luck and will to finish that!
honestly I think the batfam has only themselves to blame for that us poor writers can't resist when they are just asking for aaaall the drama
I got bored at work, so I asked myself the most important question for every fandom I'm not so smoothly entering and that question was "which halsey song would be PERFECT for those damn voltron idiots?" turns out all of them just so you know I am very pleased right now