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[billyktothemax]

Hi, I’m Noodle, I’m 25+ Jewish mun who is here because wtf not. Here you can find Billy Kaplan from Agatha All Along & WandaVision. I do play Billy as Jewish.

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[billyktothemax]

@gimmespeed asked: “  who  did  this  to  you  ?  ”

"Ugh. Me," Billy grumbled. He held a small, neatly wrapped ice pack to his cheek, the schmatta folded around it. He had been very nearly jumped by some asshole at school, word had gotten around he was no longer dating Eddie. Naturally, that did wonders for his reputation on his ex's team. He had heard them coming, or rather, heard them thinking about sneaking up on him. Naturally, he got away, the early warning perfect, up until he walked straight into a door. "Why? Does it make me look dashing?"

[gimmespeed]

"Spooky." He laughed, "But I get what you mean."

Tommy moved away to give Billy some space, reassuring himself that it was because he didn't actually know in this was his brother or if he was okay with the touch, instead of admitting the truth; that the extended touch made his skin crawl and he felt like he needed to escape.

"Maybe we're connected somehow-" He posed it as a joke, just a comment thrown away into the wind, though he wasn't entirely joking.

[billyktothemax]

"Connected?" Billy said with a laugh. It sounded like a jest, really, just fun. But... no. That would be silly. Although, he had said his name was Tommy. He watched with more curious eyes as Tommy moved about.

Always moving. Always going somewhere. He wondered what Agatha would say about that. He kept the smile still, and continued the joke. "Connected how?"

[blackcatrph]

send  “  who  did  this  to  you  ?  ”  for  the  sender  to  find  the  receiver  injured  and  demand  to  know  who  did  it.

[scarletmadness]

"It's funny how people create names. Anomaly sounds so... generic? Almost an understatement."

She could only laugh about the comment of his father, a small chuckle that filled the empty space. He made it sound like he was rooting for a football team rather then a line of defence.

"It was like I woke up from a nightmare, and everything was exactly as it should be. The pain had stopped, the loneliness disappeared, and I could see a light after so long in the darkness. I never questioned why or how, I just wanted to stay in the light."

Leaning back in the seat, swallowing back words she could only shake her head at herself.

"I didn't know everyone was hurting, and the moment I realised I shut it all down. I lost everyone all over again, and only this time, the world hated me for it."

[billyktothemax]

"I guess it's the best people could come up with. It looked pretty weird from the outside, so, anomaly it was," Billy shrugged. He wasn't about to push. He could sass about it, egg her on with how there was no way to talk to the people inside to tell them it was technically a hex, explain the Anomaly away.

Billy wasn't that stupid.

Her words set his jaw on edge, and he had to look away. His version hadn't exactly been like that. Sure, the fear reaction had been there, or maybe more aptly it was stress-induced. The thing that created their mini-universes. But it wasn't like waking up from a nightmare. And he wasn't sure how to feel. She hadn't woken up to having twins there, had she? Or maybe the light she mentioned.

It made his stomach twist with emotions he couldn't name. Like a nausea with an unknown cause.

"I don't think everyone hates you," Was all he could come up with. "There's still people who think you're cool for beating Thanos. And Agatha definitely doesn't hate you."

[billyktothemax]

@masterrofmagnetism asked: “Seems like you haven't learned anything.” from here.

"What's it to you?" Billy grunted. He held his wrist, gripping it in an odd way. Supportive, but gingerly and on edge. Or maybe the man, Magneto as he had said, was the one who put him there. On edge, he meant. Billy had begun to hear the whispers, now that he was more in the area, around the name, and he was so sure the man seemed to want something from him.

[mcflymemes]

"STOP PUTTING YOURSELF INTO DANGER!" PROMPTS *  assorted dialogue for expressing your fear that the person you care about might get themselves hurt if they keep acting like this, adjust as necessary

i thought i told you to stay back.

i love you too much to let you get hurt like this.

this affects me, too, you know.

every time you leave, i sit up all night waiting, praying you'll come back alive.

you keep pulling stunts like this and something bad will happen.

do you have a death wish or something?

this isn't fair to me.

i deserve better than this.

i didn't get any sleep last night because i was so worried about you.

you promised me you'd stop going out at night.

i don't like hearing this.

you've been risking your life, and for what? so you can feel like a goddamn hero?

i said i would handle it.

what the fuck are you doing here?

you told me you'd stay put.

so much for laying low.

you remember how bad it was last time.

seems like you haven't learned anything.

i believe you promised me you'd lay low.

i can't keep doing this.

don't give me that look.

we'll discuss this later.

this stops now.

i'm tired of picking up the pieces once you've left.

you keep throwing yourself into danger.

you don't give a shit about yourself, do you?

i'm sitting here, worried out of my mind, while you're out doing god knows what.

that was really stupid of you, and you know it.

i thought you knew better than this.

what's your excuse this time?

you do realize what this does to me, right? seeing you get hurt like this? you know it hurts me, too?

you really don't give a shit how this affects me, huh.

that was the dumbest possible thing you could have done.

i need you to stop throwing yourself into harm's way.

that was completely unnecessary.

they had it handled.

you didn't need to step in like that.

why do you think you're invincible?

the last time you pulled a stunt like this, it nearly got you killed.

i can't just sit here and watch you get hurt.

what are you trying to prove?

you just like fucking with my heart, don't you.

this shit hurts me, too, you know.

you're not the only one affected by this shit.

you've got a lot of people counting on you to come home every night.

what happens if you don't come back?

you think we can just carry on without you?

you think i can handle things if you end up dead?

i'm not sticking around to watch you get hurt.

you're not even slick.

you think you're invincible, don't you.

quit pretending you've got everything under control.

let someone else do it for a change.

you can't keep putting yourself through shit like this and expect me to just sit back and watch.

i'm done with this.

next time you do this, i'm not coming back.

promise me this is the end.

look me in the eyes and tell me you'll stop doing this.

let the authorities deal with it.

you're making a big mistake.

is it worth dying for?

i've dealt with enough pain over the years.

[mintprompts]

Angst prompts I found on Pinterest:

"I'm no one."

"I'm nothing."

"Don't say that."

"Why did you leave me?"

"Will it hurt?"

"All my anger was once love."

"I stayed. They left."

"It's too late."

"Will you be okay?"

"You're not the one I love."

"Does it really get better or do we just get used to it?"

"I'm afraid. I'm always afraid."

"There's nothing wrong with being afraid."

"Why can't I be loved the way I love?"

"You can't save everyone."

"Forever is a dangerous word."

"You can't just come into my life, make me feel special, and then leave."

"If this is love, I don't want to be loved."

"I didn't know."

"You could stay."

"At least we've got each other."

"But who could love me?"

"I can't do this anymore."

"Some of us are human."

"Your love could not have saved them."

"We tried, didn't we?"

"Just shut up!"

"You're stupid enough to try and see the good in everyone."

"Don't be sorry."

"I trusted you. My mistake, not yours."

"Stop lying!"

"No, don't cry. I hate it when you cry."

"It's a long and unpleasant story."

"Don't worry. I'll take good care of you."

"I said I'm fine!"

"Well? Yell. Scream. Say something! Anything!"

"Leave me here and save yourself."

"I don't want to hear it."

"We're not gonna make it."

"Can't you see you're hurting me?"

"I'm sorry that I hurt you."

"You're like a star. Beautiful to look at, but impossible to catch."

"Always? I don't think so."

"I wish we never met."

"Sometimes you think you want to disappear but all you really want is to be found."

"You've changed."

"There is no good version of me."

"I miss you."

"Is that supposed to make me feel better?"

"How could you think this wouldn't hurt me?"

"Don't flatter yourself."

"I choose to love in silence because in silence I find no rejection."

"I wish I could hate you."

"You promised."

"It's okay. I'm used to it."

"I wish I could have protected you from this."

[billyktothemax]

[diviningtime]

"The novelty will wear off eventually," Lilia assured. After all, how long could anyone be thrilled by just going fast?

Seeing how pleased Billy was to declare that his power had been enough to catch his super fast brother, Lilia gave him a smile.

"Impressive. And everyone's magic looks a little different; the colours reflect the areas of magic you have a talent or training for. Blue--" Lilia tapped his head lightly. "It's all up there."

Knowing they were well past Ellis Avenue, thankfully far beyond the border of that damn hex when it happened, Lilia hesitiated.

"We're in my shop," she eventually answered. "'Madame Calderu's," she added for low-effort dramatic effect.

[billyktothemax]

"I hope so," Billy said. They were twins, that meant they were supposed to be together forever. It was basically the whole point of them, and now he was always running off, unless Mom or Billy stopped him. His head tilted back, going along with her pressure, but he didn't mind at all. It was kind of nice.

"Is that why everything got so noisy?" Billy asked curiously. He didn't think a lot of people knew this kind of stuff. Even Mom asked him more, rather than he to her, when he said he heard Dad. "Everywhere is noisy, except Aunt Agnes. She's quiet."

He looked around the shop, cooing over the plants he could see. "What kind of stuff do you sell? Mom's never taken us shopping before. If blue means my stuff is in my head, what does red mean?"

[protectxthem]

"Ooh, I love Pokémon and Digimon," Tommy replies excitedly, trying not to bounce or vibrate in place. "Who's your favorite Pokémon or Digimon?" He asks, shifting his weight on his feet a bit so he doesn't get too excited and get the human equivalent of zoomies.

[billyktothemax]

"Uh," Billy said. He wasn't exactly sure how to explain, well, all that. "They may have been a bit before me. I know about Pikachu, though. Does that count?"

[thomaskeen]

🌼 * ― TENSE DIALOGUE PROMPTS. CHANGE PRONOUNS IF NECESSARY. SEND "REVERSE" TO SWITCH THE ROLES OF SENDER AND RECEIVER.

if you are sending to a multi-muse, remember to specify the muse that the sentence starters are being sent for .

"Your breath against my neck is the only thing keeping me from losing control right now."

"Don’t look around. Don’t change your expression. Just listen very carefully to what I’m about to tell you."

"I can make you disappear, and the best part? Everyone who loves you will help me look for you."

"You’re acting like you have cards left to play. Look at your hand. Look at me. We both know you're done."

"Take a deep breath. Let it out. Enjoy it, because it’s the last easy thing you’re going to do today."

"I'm not going to ruin your life. I'm just going to stand back and watch you do it yourself."

"Give me one good reason why I shouldn't end this conversation right now.

"Choose your next words like your life depends on them, because they do."

"You think you're the monster in this room?"

"We are well past the point of apologies.

"Now, we're just negotiating the collateral damage."

"I am being incredibly patient with you right now, but you are running out of seconds."

"Go ahead. Pull the trigger. Let's see who haunts who more."

"I didn't lock the door to keep them out. I locked it to keep you in."

"I've been watching you sleep for a week.

"You talk in your sleep, did you know that?

"You keep apologizing to me."

"You can scream if you want to. No one is going to come, but I’d quite like to hear what you sound like when you're desperate."

"Hold still. It hurts a lot less if you don't fight it, and frankly, I'd like to get this over with."

"I’m going to ask you a question. If you lie, I take a finger. If you stay silent, I take two. Let’s begin."

"You’re crying. Why? This is exactly what you chose when you decided to double-cross me."

"Don't bother looking for the keys. I melted them down an hour ago."

"I’m not angry. I’m just calculating exactly how much of you I can take apart before you stop breathing."

"If you make a single sound, I will drive this blade straight through your throat. Do you understand me?"

"Please. Please don't look at me like that. Just do it quickly. Just don't make me beg."

"They're downstairs. They found us. If we don't jump right now, we are going to die in this room."

"Look at my hands. I can't get the blood off. It won't come off. Why won't it come off?"

"Run. Don't look back, don't wait, just run because whatever is coming next will be me."

"Go ahead, call the police. Who do you think answers the phone when you dial those numbers?"

"Look in the mirror. Do you even recognize what's left of you?"

"You're going to sit there, and you're going to smile, and you're going to act like everything is perfect."

[billyktothemax]

[k80rph]

THE DISCO CHAT STARBOARD

please enjoy the nuggets of humor and wisdom that have made it to the starboard of the disco server i am in! feel free to change any names/pronouns to suit your needs!

i'm the mod!

______ knows his way around an allen wrench

those zamboni are olympians

i just reread it, and realized i made an unfortunate choice with my placement for 'fucking'

herpes is the least concerning thing ___________ has

i don't want you catching the herp from Fucking __________!

cool motive. still kidnapping

let him pull his vagina who cares

what team?

WILDCATS

GET YOUR HEAD IN THE GAME

The jurassic park theme is played whenever ________ steps into the ice

my chaos is organic

its like physics but instead of unstoppable force vs immovable object, its insatiable freak on top of insatiable freak

write smut but only use voice to text

well we don't need to take names out of the "no shit" pile

________ gonna wake up in a cold sweat

i dont trust either of yall using gatorade flavor's government names

me, writing a text and accidentally spelling "Hickey Camp" instead of "Hockey Camp." and well...

[............ math symbols flashing above his head] ....shit.

yes, but i am a pretty raccoon. make all the other boy raccoons go “woo!”

Omggg you get to decide if you want to meet the best couple, the best character, or like…._______? I guess? I love him too but he’s just _________

i cannot find this fucking hole

tell it it's got a weak backhand

you have to out write ___________ because you CANNOT let that wrinkly white man out write you

_________ thought he only had one nightmare, but surprise!

if these men were in touch with their emotions, we would have no books

the shark is gay! pass it on!!

the fuck is garlic mouth

this server is so good, it has lore

but _______'s got a chin for eating pussy

________ is consulting the sacred texts

but [person a]'s got [person b]-shaped tunnel vision and [person b]'s just chilling on the ice like a fish at the supermarket

i don’t even have balls and they still clenched in horror

don’t use your dick to stop the puck, bro.

i mean [person a] had to jerk off in front of him in the shower for [person b] to get that he was into him

Baddies can also be saddies, just look at ________

i now look like a crazy person, sitting alone in this bar, laughing into my taquitos

bisexuals love a good headboard, what can i say

"are you religious" Yes my religion is __________

damn, _______ is so hot that the entire world is now having to be reminded to hydrate???????

Gay Context™

oh no... can i be regular gay now?

the only thing straight about me is my drink haaaay

he liked it so much he immediately went to therapy afterwards

i beg your finest pardon.

you had planes this whole time?

jobs... 0/10 do not recommend

build your own burger, damn

christ on a bike

don’t fuck with fangirls

can't really bonk it with the horny stick

[rpdepartment]

Kingdom Hearts: Do No Harm sentence starter episode 3 ; 45 starters

" i think i'm fucked for death. "

" sorry, i zoned out for a second. "

" i don't think i can kill you here sir, but i suppose i can try if you want. "

" get off my proprety! this is a federal offense! i told you so many times! "

" hey, wait a minute! i needed to tell you something! "

" and i'm here to ruin everything! "

" that sounds a little bit heretical to me. "

" it's gone. it's all gone. i'm disassociating. "

" why does this place suck so much?! "

" i wonder if they'll set me as the new pope. i think that would be really cool! "

" i think we all did really bad things. "

" well that's not very nice, fuck you dude. "

" oh my god. they all said you were dead. "

" i think it's good that you died. "

" i think i died. "

" you probably shouldn't kill anyone. at least that's my advice? i try to not kill people. "

" it was pretty cool thought, you have to admit. "

" i guess i'll only use my sword as a tool of justice. "

" this morality shit is easy. "

" my back is stuck to this wall. i think the paint was wet when i leaned on it. "

" of course i have my best guy on the task. "

" do you not have faith in me? "

" i tried to kill him five times. "

" i'm like everybody's favorite character! "

" oh i'm sorry, that was really insensitive. "

" i'll fucking destroy you! "

" i think conquering the world is something i'd love to do, if you don't mind. "

" hey how's it going? i was thinking about maybe kidnapping you and starting some evil plots or something. is that chill? "

" oh god, not like this! i thought quicksand was just a legend! "

" oh hey. i got kidnapped. "

" how did you let that happen?! "

" that guy is the most unreliable person i've ever seen. "

" fellas i need you to hold me back. "

" hehe! that's not even what i wanted! "

" i'm kinda going against our plan a little. "

" oh shit. oh shit. oh shit. oh shit. "

" the good news is that i didn't take another life today. "

" yeah, that's what i was saying 'oh shit' about, in case you were wondering. i knew he was alive. i tried to tell you. "

" i don't like that this guy is just playing god like that. "

" i don't have a couch, but you can crash on the floor? "

" i've never been so wrought with regret in my life! "

" uh, hey, is anybody else seeing it anyway? "

" anyone ever tell you you look like a beautiful cherub? "

" i'm using you for greater purposes. "

" what? that wasn't weird. you're weird. you made it weird by reacting that way. "

[rpmemes-galore]

lovers to enemies, bc we love the ✨drama✨ ... sentence starters

"I wish you would just leave, finally."

"I could never give you what you needed."

"What? You still care about me? Fuck you."

"You used to be so good. Now look at you."

"You still deserve to be loved. Just not by me."

"I never thought I'd see you here... what a shame."

"Is that all we are now? Enemies? Or worse, strangers?"

"All our history and I wish I could burn it away, for good."

"I used to trust you. Used to, being the operative words."

"You betrayed me. That's not just something you forgive."

"Look at what you've become… and you wonder why I left."

"Wait, are we fighting or flirting? It's very hard to tell these days."

"We could've been something special, you know? Now look at us."

"Some part of me still wants to forgive you. Even after everything."

"I can't believe they paired us up together, even with our… history."

"I hear things have been going well for you. Must've repaired your karma."

"I shouldn't even be jealous, you're not even mine anymore. You never were."

"I still don't know what happened to us… how did all that love turn into hate?"

"I know you still hate me, I don't blame you for that. But, I still need your help."

"There was once a time I would've given my life for you. Now I just don't care."

"I wish this had ended on better terms. No changing the past, though, I guess."

"You scream so loudly about how much you hate me. But, you don't. Not really."

"You don't really loathe me. You can't. Not after everything we've been through."

"I don't think this was ever love. I think it was always hatred, we just didn't see it."

"I'm only here out of necessity. When it's all over, I never want to see your face, again."

"I still think about you all the time... mostly about all the terrible things I hope befall you."

"You left nothing but chaos in your wake. I've just cleaned it all up... don't bring all that back."

"You were so scared to lose me, you always said that. Not too scared to do that, though."

"I still remember the good times, you know. Everything we had… it's a shame it all went away."

[iknowitwontwork]

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