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Billy Kaplan from Agatha All Along/Billy Maximoff from Wandavision. Mun is 25+ Crossover friendly. Multiverse, multithread, multi everything. Check rules and biography please.

[billyktothemax]

Hi, I’m Noodle, I’m 25+ Jewish mun who is here because wtf not. Here you can find Billy Kaplan from Agatha All Along & WandaVision. I do play Billy as Jewish.

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[billyktothemax]

[billyktothemax]

give my open starters a go through if'n you like

[rpmemes-galore]

the song of achilles ... sentence starters

"I am made of memories."

"I wish he had let you all die."

"Will you tell me who hurt you?"

"Name one hero who was happy."

"Kill me. It will not bring him back."

"I cannot bear to see you grieving."

"I feel like I could eat the world raw."

"Your honor could be darkened by it."

"He is half of my soul, as the poets say."

"He was always better with words than I."

"He smiled, and his face was like the sun."

"You care more for him in death than in life."

"There is no honor in betraying your friends."

"I am air, and thought, and can do nothing…"

"If you have to go, you know I will go with you."

"Pride became us... heroes were never modest."

"Strange that such a small kindness felt like grace."

"I know. They never let you be famous AND happy."

"You ask a question that philosophers argue over…"

"Do you think you are the only one who loved him?"

"They are fools if they let my glory rise or fall on this."

"Bury us, and mark our names above. Let us be free."

"So many moments of happiness, crowding forward."

"Do not let what you gained this day be so easily lost."

"But how is there glory in taking life? We die so easily."

"I have no need to forgive you. You cannot offend me."

"I have given enough to them. I will not give them this."

"Perhaps such things pass for virtue among the gods..."

"If I had had words to speak such a thing, I would have."

"I am almost finished. He does not deserve to lie in filth."

"Even the best iron grows brittle with too much beating."

"I almost did not come, because I did not want to leave it."

"You have killed him and taken your vengeance. It is enough."

"There was nothing clever to say, so I said something foolish."

"How could you have let him go? You knew he could not fight!"

"Nothing could eclipse the stain of his dirty, mortal mediocrity."

"The sorrow was so large it threatened to tear through my skin."

"I would say: there is no answer. Whichever you choose, you are wrong."

"I will never leave him. It will be this, always, for as long as he will let me."

"I yearn for the darkness and silence of the underworld, where I can rest."

"Perhaps one day even I will be famous. Perhaps more famous than you."

"When I am dead, I charge you to mingle our ashes and bury us together."

"There are no bargains between lion and men. I will kill you and eat you raw."

"When he died, all things soft and beautiful and bright would be buried with him."

"But fame is a strange thing. Some men gain glory after they die, while others fade."

"And perhaps it is the greater grief, after all, to be left on earth when another is gone."

"And perhaps you should get some new stories, so I don’t fucking kill myself of boredom."

"You have never deserved him. I do not know why he ever loved you. You care only for yourself!"

"It is right to seek peace for the dead. You and I both know there is no peace for those who live after."

"We were like gods at the dawning of the world, and our joy was so bright we could see nothing else but the other."

"He is a weapon, a killer. Do not forget it. You can use a spear as a walking stick, but that will not change its nature."

"He is more worth to you, perhaps. But the stranger is someone else's friend and brother. So which life is more important?"

"I could recognize him by touch alone, by smell; I would know him blind, by the way his breaths came and his feet struck the earth. I would know him in death, at the end of the world."

[rebelliousfamily]

"You don't have to use that kind of tone," Wanda spoke. "I'm here to help you. Because I care about you. Now can you just sit down. I know you're not casting spells right now but, magic is unpredictable and sometimes happens without you choosing to cast them."

[billyktothemax]

"Oh, what kind of tone should I be using?" Billy blew out his lips. He shook his head, clenching his fists to his temples for a moment as he groaned. "I don't. Know you."

[rebelliousfamily]

"Because you're getting too emotional. And too much emotion can lead to spells going wrong," Wanda answered calmly but with a firmness to her voice too. "Sit down. Take a breath. I know what it's like to lose control."

[billyktothemax]

"Luckily I'm not casting spells right now," Billy said. There was a twisting in his gut, that instinctive teenage push to disobey and hate anyone who said I told you so. "No. No! What are you doing here anyway?!"

[billyktothemax]

@rebelliousfamily asked: “Sit down before I make you sit down.” (from wanda)

"Why should I?" Billy demanded. His fingers twitched, but he wasn't too angry yet, a magical tantrum, as Agatha called it, was still a bit off. "I'm not a child. You can't just order me around! You have to tell me what's up, what's going on? Why do you think you can just tell me what to do?"

[billyktothemax]

give my open starters a go through if'n you like

[lannasroleplaymemes]

SEND ME YOUR WISHLIST IDEAS

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[leneemusing]

CONVERSATIONAL  SENTENCE  STARTERS  

❝  you wanna know how i know you’re a good friend— not just for me but in general?  i always feel better after hanging out with you.  ❞

❝  sometimes things aren’t alright and they’re not gonna be okay for a while.  and that’s alright.  as cliche as it sounds it’s okay to not be okay.  give yourself time.  ❞

❝  have you even taken the time to let yourself feel it?  everything that’s been happening.  eventually,  you have to slow down and let it feel real.  ❞

❝   i’m not really the advice type,  but i am damn good at coming up with distractions to forget the bullshit for a while.  ❞

❝  was this not what you expected?  ❞

❝  i think the whole idea of ‘finding yourself’ is kind of bullshit.  we are what we chose to be.  we make ourselves.   ❞

❝  did you come by for a reason or did you just want some company?  ❞

❝  i’m going to tell you this,  once,  because i think you need to hear it.  you deserve more.  you should expect more from the world and put in the work to get what you deserve.  ❞

❝  i brought some seeds for your garden.  i thought about bringing a bouquet but— this way you can grow them and enjoy them longer.  ❞

❝  please,  stay for dinner?  i enjoy your company.  ❞

❝  come sit a little while with me.  tell me how you’ve been?  really.  ❞

❝  you don’t know how glad i am to see you made it.  here,  let me get you a drink.   ❞

❝  if you’d like to discuss it in private,  we can step outside?  ❞

❝  whatever it is you wish to tell me,  it won’t leave this room.  ❞

❝  well,  i’ve been wanting to talk to you.  but i don’t really know how to put it all in words.  ❞

❝  how have you been sleeping?  ❞

❝  don’t take this the wrong way,  but you don’t quite look well.  ❞

❝  don’t feel bad for not knowing—  i was trying not to bother anyone.  you didn’t know because i didn’t let you.  ❞

❝  miscommunication is a shitty trope in sitcoms and it’s even shittier in real life,  so let’s just take a moment to breathe.  and let’s get on the same page.  alright?   ❞

❝  is this a time for me to listen or fix it?  ❞

❝  i don’t really have anything to say,  i just know that i don’t really want to be alone.  ❞

❝  could you just…talk to me?  it doesn’t have to be anything important.  i just like listening to your voice.  it calms me.  ❞

❝  honestly,  it was a long time ago.  i don’t really remember the details.  ❞

❝  i’m rather proud of you.  i don’t say that often,  so believe i mean it.  ❞

❝  you seem content here.  happy,  even?  ❞

❝  i’m not here to drudge up the past.  i’m just hoping we could have a future.  ❞

❝  i see you’re not getting much sleep either.  should i make us both some tea,  then?  ❞

❝  are you sure you didn’t want to mention something to me?  ❞

❝  are you sure you’re alright?  ❞

❝  i’m a fan of your work,  actually.  ❞

❝  you have more of a reputation than you might think.  ❞

❝  you haven’t heard of me?  how refreshing.  ❞

❝  go on,  tell me what’s on your mind.  ❞

❝  something is troubling you,  yes?  ❞

❝  with a smile like that,  i can’t help but want to know your secret.  what’s got you so cheery today?  ❞

❝  come on,  you’re clearly upset.  and i’m not the asshole who pretends not to notice.  ❞

❝  oh,  i’m going to enjoy making my first impression with you.  how am i doing so far?  ❞

[billyktothemax]

"The funny thing is—"

"I'm not that nice."

[billyktothemax]

give my open starters a go through if'n you like

[sidestuiff]

Reblog if your muse has been shot at.

[hexsreality]

"Agatha may lie and omit the truth, but she is right more times than she is wrong. Trust me, I've known her longer than you have."

[billyktothemax]

"Yeah, she has a weird habit of making the truth sound like lies but- but that-? That doesn't matter! It doesn't change anything."

[mcflymemes]

PROMPTS FOR SILENT ACTIONS THAT SAY A LOT *  i wrote these with the implication that the sender doesn't say a word before they perform the action. adjust as necessary, send 'reverse' for the reversal of the prompt

[ tug ] sender tugs receiver behind them during a tense moment

[ pull ] sender pulls receiver out of harm's way at the last second

[ tuck ] sender stares at receiver and quietly reaches up, tucking a fallen strand of hair behind receiver's ear

[ yank ] sender yanks receiver closer to them, ending up in semi-suggestive close proximity

[ steady ] sender grabs receiver's arm to steady them before they fall over

[ walk ] sender moves around receiver and walks closest to the street as they travel down the sidewalk, keeping receiver away from any potential danger in the roadway

[ untied ] sender drops to their knee and starts tying receiver's shoe for them

[ spoon ] sender lifts a spoon towards receiver's mouth, encouraging them to eat

[ trace ] sender traces receiver's lips with their thumb

[ pin ] sender pins receiver to a tucked-away spot in the shadows to avoid being caught

[ neck ] without a word, sender dips down to receiver's throat and kisses them soundly

[ handheld ] sender slips a hand behind their back and grabs receiver's fingers as they stand behind them

[ carry ] without asking, sender takes receiver's heavy bags from them and carries them

[ lock ] sender and receiver lock eyes across the room

[ drink ] sender brings receiver a drink and holds it to their lips, insisting they take a drink

[ reload ] sender reloads receiver's gun for them in the middle of a fight

[ shelter ] sender uses their body to shelter receiver from an explosion or attack

[ carry ] sender picks up receiver and carries them off the battlefield and into a safe spot before running back to the fight

[ toss ] from a secret hiding spot only receiver and sender can see as they avoid an enemy, sender silently gestures to receiver to toss them (their gun, something valuable, etc.)

[ stairs ] sender offers out a hand to help receiver ascend or descend a staircase

[ cover ] sender covers receiver's eyes so they don't witness something gruesome

[ fix ] sender comes up to receiver and fixes their collar and/or tie

[ shake ] to convince receiver not to do something, sender hastily shakes their head from a distance

[ watch ] from a distance, sender taps on their watch to show receiver they're running out of time

[ i'll go ] sender gently pushes receiver back, taking charge and insisting they will handle the dangerous task

[ reach ] through a locked gate, sender reaches for receiver's hand

[ ship ] as receiver's ship takes off from the planet, sender waves to them from the ground and watches them leave

[ protect ] after someone threatens receiver, sender rushes over and gets right in their face to protect them

[ punch ] after someone attacks receiver, sender rushes over and punches them in retaliation

[ nip ] sender playfully nips at receiver's neck

[ knuckles ] sender kisses receiver's knuckles in a polite gesture

[ squeeze ] sender gives receiver's butt a playful squeeze from behind

[ danger ] as an all-powerful receiver is about to lose control of their powers and cause massive damage, sender finds their eyes and tries to talk them down

[ goodbye ] without saying a word, sender approaches receiver and kisses them goodbye

[ wipe ] sender wipes a tear from receiver's face

[ location ] without saying anything and giving away the surprise, sender takes receiver to a secret spot

[ hold back ] sender has to hold back receiver from attacking someone

[ game ] sender lets receiver win a game they're playing

[ shower ] sender joins receiver in the shower they're taking

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[billyktothemax]

"People complain about their dogs taking up so much of the bed, and you know, I get it, I do. Greg somehow knows how to kick my dad out of bed so he can have mom to himself, but you tell me how the hell Senor Scratchy manages to do the same damn thing to me."