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My name is Allison, you want some bubblegum?! A silly Portlander who loves cats, Hanson, The Used, cats, The Matches, HANNIBAAAALLLLLL, cats, Harry Potter, Starkid, Rupert Grint, cats, Le Boosh, Cillian Murphy, and did I mention cats?

[c0ffeeb1ack]

season 2, colorized, 2020

[billydor-nails]

All the things I’ll never see

 All the things I’ll never be

 All there is that’s left for me

 Is here in this eternity

 Of isolation.

If I’m gonna be stuck in isolation because of this crap, Imma paint that ish on my nails.

I mean, I might also be out of a job soon, so I gotta distract myself somehow.

Products Used:

China Glaze - White On White, I Sea The Point, Dune Our Thing, X-Ta-Sea, Too Yacht To Handle, Roguish Red, Work It Honey (mixed), Celtic Sun (mixed), Fresher Than My Clique, Liquid Leather

Zoya - Elaine

OPI - Matte Top Coat

Maniology - Smudge Free Top Coat

[imoved5643347-deactivated201510]

The nerd I reblogged this from has a quality blog and I recommend you all follow them

[thearkoftaujeer-remade]

wrestling promos are so funny because theyre literally… promos, like, ads, but theyre also supposed to have like character- and story-advancing content, so theyre all just like a guy getting up in the camera and being like “DIRTBAG MIKE, YOU LISTEN TO ME NOW. WHEN I WAS EIGHT YEARS OLD I GOT ATTACKED BY A PACK OF RABID DOGS AND I LEARNED I CAN DO ANYTHING IT TAKES TO SURVIVE. I’M FUCKING CRAZY, DIRTBAG MIKE, AND I’M NOT AFRAID TO BITE YOUR NOSE OFF AND EAT IT. I’M GOING TO EAT YOUR FACE DIRTBAG MIKE AND I’M GONNA DO IT IN OMAHA NEBRASKA ON DECEMBER 3RD, 8PM, IN THE AT&T AMPHITHEATER SPONSORED BY GENERAL ELECTRIC. DIRTBAG MIKE YOURE GONNA REGRET WHAT YOU SAID ABOUT MY COUSIN T-BONE “TERMINATOR” TENNYSON WHEN I CUT YOUR FACE OFF AND EAT IT AT 8PM ON DECEMBER 3RD IN NEBRASKA”

[billythebrime]

[bob-belcher]

[watcherswall]

Vikings actor joins the cast of the Game of Thrones prequel pilot

[billythebrime]

If this fucker dies within 5 minutes, I’m going to be pissed.

[70srogertaylor]

This is me, never leaving the house but when I actually do:

[captaindullard-deactivated20250]

I religiously, emotionally, physically, epistemically, existentially, and spiritually identify with this

[bonzai-bunny]

i want to see the avengers play cards against humanity and i want to see them all slowly realizing that steve has the most fucked up sense of humor out of all of them

[marvel-lous-things]

Tony: Steve. Steve it’s been 2 hours. Steve please stop laughing.

Steve:

Tony, crying: Steve please what the Fuck does your card say

Steve’s cards:

[dragonzzilla]

[nico-di-angelato]

damn during the snap in the mcu u could’ve murdered someone and like…burned their body and be like :/ guess they got snapped lmao

[nico-di-angelato]

me after i murdered my shitty ass coworker 5 years ago but then the avengers bring everybody back

[mell-bell]

[ilovemymoose]

hopper: this is one of the most dangerous men in the world-

alexei:

[milesgmoralles]

Happy 101st birthday, Steve Grant Rogers! (July 4, 1918)

[winterswake]

The Mummy (1999) // Captain Marvel (2019)

[miz-erin]

The tags from @nielrian are the best…

[winterswake]

[ironmess]

Reporter: We are live in front of the Avengers Compound. Word is that Captain America is training on the building! We hope to see a peak of this heroic man’s life !

Steve, opening the window, naked and fliping the bird: FUCK YOU TRUMP

[tinynebula]

talkshow host, weeks after the incident: so steve, you’ve been very vocal about your inconformity with the current head of government

steve, staring straight to the camera: yeah i want to stick my leg up trump’s ass until i tear him in half

[micdotcom]

Watch: George Carlin spoke the truth about pro-lifers in 1996 — and it’s still being proven today.

[lifelovelupus-deactivated202510]

Anti-woman. Period.

[feminist-voices]

The fact that a doctor who helps a woman that was raped get an abortion could go to jail longer than the actual rapist is outrageous. States like Alabama are protecting rapists over women and girls.

[headspace-hotel]

I love how the Devil went down to Georgia, which either implies

1) that the devil is a northerner

2) that Georgia is lower than hell

[myinkyfingers]

In light of the new abortion bill, I’d go with option 2