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btw i’ve never seen pacific rim but i had a dream last night that there was a new pacific rim movie and the kaiju and the big robots were fighting and there were all these gratuitous shots of them stepping directly on cybertrucks with the drivers still inside them and in an interview guillermo del toro said that those were his favorite shots in the entire movie

niacart

Seekers table old west au that no one asked for but me 😌

I wanted to try and incorporate some of the canon designs into the fits but Occtis ended up looking p similar to canon cus I couldn’t imagine him as a cowboy 😭 (also a full body thaisha piece is coming trust 🙏)

Shadow

Kofi Dooble

“A mermaid for Mermay”

herpsandbirds

Northern Watersnake (Nerodia sipedon), mating aggregation, family Colubridae, Chatham County, NC, USA

photographs by Kayshawn Arr

wishem

i used to think sheep was exclusively plural, and the singular form was a shep because of the word shepherd.

maculategiraffe

it is very instructive to play both silent hill and resident evil videogames because they are very similar except for how silent hill is good and resident evil is stupid. it helps you figure out what is stupid in a video game and what is good

for example, in silent hill games, you are confronted with many weird baroque puzzles you have to solve to proceed, because that is the dark and creepy and confrontational nature of the world you are in. in resident evil games, you are confronted with weird baroque puzzles you have to solve because apparently, separate from and unrelated to the ongoing zombie apocalypse, the raccoon city designers designed the subway station map so that if you insert a red jewel into the correct diamond shaped recess, a drawer opens that contains a live hand grenade

bogleech

In the novelizations of the original two Resident Evil games, which came out before the series left Raccoon City or Umbrella corp, the author's own justification for all this was that the puzzles were commissioned by the same paranoid rich CEO who gave bored company engineers and scientists limitless budget and creative control to protect his evil secrets as obtusely as possible. So basically a delusional billionaire gathered a bunch of amoral computer nerds and told them "while you're farming artisinal lizard demons for the army, I need you to make it as confusing and difficult as you possibly can for anyone to get in and out of my office alive" and I guess their autism lit up like a blazing star with a free ticket to design a real world lucasarts adventure game. This is implied later in the book to be exactly the reason why none of them made it out alive.

mmilhoja

screamer

raevenlywrites

Its me, your feral godmother

raevenlywrites

*waves a wand and grants you the teeth and claws to fuck your evil step family up*

raevenlywrites

Good luck kid you're in a reverse beauty and beast situation. Do not let that princely motherfucker fall in love with your inner humanity or the spell will fail and you'll turn human again

raevenlywrites

Good news if you bite his ass you can start a pack together. Go forth. Enjoy the ball

raevenlywrites

You can bite a princess too if you want. Or a milkmaid, or a butler or whatever. Go nuts. The more the merrier

raevenlywrites

#misread as feral hogmother

That's my girlfriend, she's rooting for you too

raevenlywrites

#investing at 70 notes

That is the nicest thing anyone has ever said about a post of mine that wasn't an addition to a post of someone else's XD

raevenlywrites

#posts that will become Tumblr heritage

I wish. I don't think it's even gonna crack 500 notes

demilypyro

damn why are all my favorite characters angsty chicks who are rough around the edges and have a short temper but crave connection

demilypyro

okay first of all i am NOT angsty

beatrice-of-the-stars

This shit reads like a tumblr post

vermilionstarlight

the beach that. makes you dead

tastylemonbread

metanarrates

all women should be more hairy and sweaty and eat more food and laugh more loudly. my stance as a feminist and also my stance as a lesbian pervert

tyger-land

Artwork by 𝗪𝗶𝗹𝗹𝗶𝗮𝗺 𝗦𝘁𝗼𝘂𝘁 - inspired by Robert Crumb - from the book Legends of the Blues (Abrams, 2013).

vexheart

#you are a regular guy

evilwizard

goodnight goblins. goodnight ghouls. goodnight screaming tomes and scrolls. goodnight floating glowing eye. goodnight my dear homunculi. goodnight imps and spectral wraiths. goodnight false god that feeds on faith. goodnight bony skeletons. goodnight inert collapsing sun. goodnight monster made of mud. goodnight vampires drinking blood. i wish you all good evil-night. and please do let the bed bugs bite