Bimbalt the Splendiferous

Пизда Грозная, Laculara, a bajillion years young, plural dykeotomy, transfag furry goths, it/it's. An elf that came back wrong. Usually dumb, occasionally unhinged, almost certainly the worst. My posts are of pure extracted silly and this blog exists for me to dump the silly.

[transbian-stoner]

Men love staring at trannys

[aspirationalbrand]

amazing things happening in late series columbo episodes

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

the smoke shop near my house changed its name to "THE SMOKING GHOUL"

[pixeljade]

Just to be clear here, if you are TME and you are fantasizing about being TMA because we're "so transgressive", stop that line of thought. TMA folks die for those transgressions, and even those of us who don't die of it are punished to the point of extreme trauma for it. You can fantasize about it because you can, from outside, view the benefits of transgression without experiencing the negative consequences of it. It is EXTREMELY offensive to be painted as "so lucky" for something which has left me afraid to exist freely. It's like if you saw me complaining about my disability and said "Wow, you're so lucky that you have a disability, I'd love for people to fawn over me!", not only are you ignoring the massive negatives, but you're assuming a positive that doesnt really exist. So fuck off

[beargirlcock]

yeah bossman lemme get a pack of the uhh, siscon yuricest envelopes

[jp-nichts]

Had a funny thought while struggling through a mechwarrior mission, loosing components here and there

[jp-nichts]

While I was trying to make a version in my usual color pallet I realized I had to make some more gay looking ones for pride month

[glisteringlord]

[acerby]

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[souragdoll]

[targetedknowledge]

[knightplatinum]

The most important part about incest is that you get a big sister and she says she's proud of you for taking your meds and brushing your teeth and surviving another day under capitalism and not letting it all smother your spark bc you want to continue to shine bright for her 🤍

[juney-blues]

i think i've mentioned before but ever since getting on estrogen, crying has been about the same but i've found it way easier to laugh. some silly bullshit that would've only gotten a nose snort out of pre-estrogen me is now enough to send me into hysterics. its awesome.

[juney-blues]

a single conveniently placed sticker falls off of my vial and reveals i've actually been taking clowngirl estrogen

[doomsayersrequiem]

Jestrogen

[offgridbarbie]

you miss 100 percent of the backshots you don’t take

[tamamita]

you are a sexual pervert

[doctor-nu]

[muzzlesbian]

you have to love the tgirl but you have to let her love you back too

[muzzlesbian]

transfem affection and attraction is painted as inherently predatory to a degree that drives us to be constantly on edge. it makes us fucking paranoid. do you know how awful it is to worry if it’s safe to lean your head on your close friend’s shoulder? to be openly desired and even flirted with but never flirt back for fear of being labeled a creep? to be unable to cuddle up with your date because you’re terrified of how they might respond? do you know how much that fucks a person up?

you have to let the tgirl love you back. you have to.

[pawtheticpuppyboy]

I think when a sub says "you can do whatever you want to me" what they're actually wanting is to not make decisions anymore, and they think by saying this they can foist the decision making off on the dom without having to do any of the work beforehand. But unfortunately to get to the Not Making Choices part of kink you do in fact have to make a Lot Of Choices beforehand and communicate those choices to your partner. This is an essential part of the process and skipping it is both unsafe and unfair for whoever you're playing with.

Not Making Choices is the reward for communicating clearly, not the default

[sailatina3]

Internet art historian: P-P-PREGNANT FURRIES?! Whuh oh! This is so heckin crazyyyy and weirdddd. Girls. Feet pictures. Can you believe that? Isn't that just so unbelievable and wild and incomprehensible? Say whaaaat? Jacking off to feet? Thats so weird! Am I right. Though its ok to like feet if you feel a certain level of sexual shame about it though. Hnnnrggg. You're a freaky gross little foot licker arent you. Yeah, yeah you are....