shenanigans and shitposting

[klapollo]

at planned parenthood and they're playing regular show

[klapollo]

[cutecipher]

"dude if you don't get this abortion benson is gonna fire us"

[gonzocoded]

have you guys ever seen the lord of the rings

[gay-pippin]

no whats it about

[gonzocoded]

gay love

[gay-pippin]

[ploinkplonk]

[foreskinniest]

Not the town's name

[the-absolute-worst]

Then how do you explain this?

[foreskinniest]

That's the town name

[sodiumfreakbyeguysiloveu-deacti]

so called "free thinkers" watching a game of tennis

[pucikat-deactivated20200924]

i had a really fucked up dream omg

[my-notes-app-deactivated2020061]

p&f related?

[pucikat-deactivated20200924]

sorry but phineas and ferb were not in it.

[my-notes-app-deactivated2020061]

buford?

[pucikat-deactivated20200924]

no characters from phineas and ferb were there.

[infimace-blog]

dead wife montage but it's a henchman reminiscing about da boss after he got put six feet under. picking flowers before hiding the bodies, wiping cocaine from your nose after a big night, that long drive down the beach to find the bookie who squealed. where did the days go

[fagstaynight]

is it culturally appropriate to say “here comes the airplane” to your baby if you had twins

[joyflameball]

Anyway dni if you still support Cain, he hit his brother over the head with a fucking rock and it killed him instantly (source). I truly do not know how he still has fans. It astounds me how people can call themselves good people and still be completely fine platforming blatantly Abelist assholes like him. Smh

[rylandgraces]

there’s a friday ass vibe about this wednesday boys keep your wits about you

[thememedaddy]

[chimpanzeedotcom]

*penis starts throbbing* my arch nemesis is near…

[lost-in-fumes]

if "29" is your idea of an older woman you have a flickering pale aura and you will not survive daylight saving time

[orcposts]

ORC AFFIRMATIONS

My scars are COOL and TUSKY

My scars DO look like I got them during RITUAL COMBAT

My scars DO NOT look like I got them by tripping over a RUSTY FENCE concealed by TREACHEROUS UNDERBRUSH

MY SCARS ARE VALID NO MATTER WHAT GORM SAYS

[juniper-ascending]

Listening and nodding sympathetically: I dunno dude sounds like you should kill gorm

[orcposts]

i should kill gorm

[ozempicofficial]

[locketsammy]

reminded me of this

[mawofthemagnetar]

What do you mean “chat” is now referring to ChatGPT and not twitch chat? What? What? What the fuck? No?

When I address chat I am speaking to a presumed Greek chorus of real human people shitposting on their lunch break, not a machine that devours lakes to covert electricity into slop.

[robfordthemusical-deactivated20]

Remember the time it was so hot in halifax that the lampposts melted because I completely forgot to post about it when I was actually in halifax so here it is 2 weeks late

[gentlemanbones]

They just look so tired and ready to give up.

[transhumanisticpanspermia]

this is an art installation

the melting point of steel is over 2,600 degrees fahrenheit

[candlelion-deactivated20140107]

it was a rough summer in halifax

[parkchanwoohoo]