Chihuahua In A Baby Bjorn In A Steakhouse

DNI…Don’t even look at me. .. I’m shy 👁️👄👁️ ….

[bimbosofficial]

I’ve been getting A LOT of mileage out of this emoji lately

🫩

[charl0ttan]

parents get to be an indirect cause of like most if not all of your emotional and social issues and then when you bring it up to them theyre like oopsies i forgor about all that✨

[solargeist]

a dream I had

[bigcheeseofficial]

@bimbosofficial

[trigona-necrophaga]

my devoted but dangerously unstable knight will be hearing about this

[straycatj]

vacation time

[bimbosofficial]

Idk why I have a headache. Like yeah, all I’ve had today was a white monster and cigarette, but I also had a coconut water so it should completely even out I don’t get it?

[oddarette]

Yep, I made a frutiger aero soft soap alien… 💧🐠🤍🫧🧼

[not-freyja]

Can everyone who makes video content do a Deaf bitch a favor? Watch your shit with the captions on and the sound off, and then do another round of editing to fix things including but not limited to:

Captions cover the spot on the screen you put the information I need

The dialogue is captioned but not the song you have playing that the dialogue is responding to

You only captioned the person on the screen, not the person off screen who is also talking

No captioning of critical sound effects (alarms, bells, dogs barking, etc)

Speakers are not labelled at moments where it is not clear on the screen who is talking.

Captions cover the spot on the screen that you put the information I need!

Other d/Deaf people welcome to add.

This post brought to you by the fifth video tutorial I could not follow because the bad, auto-generated captions covered what I was trying to watch today.

[bimbosofficial]

Why is every property manager I work with have a negative IQ

[bernard-jackson]

[charl0ttan]

why does kitchen nightmares always feel like gordon ramsay is just this a random encounter off the street rsther than something the restaurant deliberately signed up for

[kaylmao]

Real Life Patch Notes:

Remaining Caffeine effect time now rolls over to next waking period

Updated friends' voice lines to more clearly indicate "Sarcasm" tone

"Little Treat" mood buff now lasts twice as long

It is now Good to pick at your skin all the time

Added ability to mute Annoying Coworker

Added 14 new species of frog

[segamascott]

[filthyprotozoan]

we’re a social species. use your goddamn turn signal.

[sparrowposting]

"if you worry, you suffer twice"

Brother, I am inventing new types of worry and ways to suffer thrice. Perhaps even FOUR times.

[scamguy]

the few minutes between the moment u yap in someones dms and they dont answer and you feel like you should get painfully dismembered for the crime of talking to someone vs the instant relief of normalcy you get when they text back and no ones killed you yet

[fangorn-forest]

summer sufferers poll: would you rather have…

the ability to repel all bugs so they can’t touch/bite/sting you

the ability to always be at a comfortable temperature while outside

no chafing ever again

Remaining time: 3 days 22 hours

[clarificationsw]

Why would I do that to bugs? I love bugs :(