[epicsause-official]

since its june i wanted to admit that about 3 years ago i made what is probably my biggest contribution to the internet

[3000s]

[maggi-cube]

Revisiting my baihe blorbos that i completely forgot about and im like 😳 and then what happened (listening to my own voice note)

[maggi-cube]

I hope everybody has a good day tmr

[phantomrose96]

I think it's funny world-building how like, so at the center of Life we've got Water. Arguably The most important resource. Colorless transparent substance that molds to any container and we die without it and quickly. And all organic functions of society hinge on its availability. Could fight a ton of wars over this thing.

And well beyond organic life, modern society's great human invention is the Electronic Magic. Our greatest minds invented the Electronic Magic and it sends information around the world instantly. Our infrastructure our economy our modern life, minute by minute by minute, hinges on utilizing the great Lighting Technology.

BUT ☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️ DO NOT. DO NOT EVER. get the magical Elixir Substance of Life and Living and Healing, Water, IN the Electronic Device. The water keeps you alive critically but it KILLS the Electronic Device instantly and catastrophically. This Says something.

[phantomrose96]

and this Says something...

[sparkleclowns]

issa foreign man in a foreign land....

[sparkleclowns]

i actually went in and spaced his brows slightly further apart and now he's perfect!

[sparkleclowns]

i just found out this nigga's real name is RANSFORD JAMES????

[chilewithcarnage]

That’s the most Caribbean ass name I’ve ever heard low-key 😭

[grimeclown]

 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

[mens-rights-activia]

I miss the world before AI image generation

Secondly, I also miss the world where AI image generation was just incoherent blobs and obvious fakes

Thirdly, I miss when I had a spark in my eye

[ketchup-cat-sub]

Fourthly, I miss when I throw so watch out

[chilewithcarnage]

Five, nothing wrong with me

[firewirecompatible]

Six geese-a-laying

[starphaserdisco]

Seven (often stylized as Se7en) is a 1995 American crime thriller film directed by David Fincher and written by Andrew Kevin Walker. It stars Brad Pitt and Morgan Freeman, with Gwyneth Paltrow and John C. McGinley in supporting roles. Set in an unnamed, crime-ridden city, Seven's narrative follows disenchanted, nearly retired Detective Lieutenant William Somerset (Freeman) and his newly transferred partner David Mills (Pitt) as they try to stop a serial killer from committing a series of murders based on the seven deadly sins.

Walker, an aspiring writer, based Seven on his experiences of moving from a suburban setting to New York City during a period of rising crime and drug addiction in the late 1980s. An Italian film company optioned his script, but following financial difficulties, the rights were sold to New Line Cinema. Studio executives were opposed to the script's bleak conclusion, insisting on a more mainstream and optimistic outcome. Fincher, determined to re-establish himself after a career setback with his directorial debut Alien 3 (1992), was mistakenly sent Walker's original script and, convinced of its merit, committed to directing the project if the original ending remained intact. Principal photography took place in Los Angeles between December 1994 and March 1995, on a $33–$34 million budget.

[cool-jpgs-of-wizards-with-swords]

[caninite]

My best friend's favorite number is nine. It's because there isn't a number that's higher. 9. 99. 999. 9999.

If everything gets high enough, you become invincible. Nothing can hurt you anymore. Nothing can hurt anyone anymore.

But isn't it scary, to think that there's a highest number? That if you made 99 good memories, you couldn't hold any more?

So I don't like to keep count. Of the flowers they pick, or how many times we laugh, or how many scary faces they make.

I just hope we'll be friends for 999 more years.

[seven-oh-four]

Ben Ten

[milfannihilator-deactivated2026]

Kevin Eleven

[bunwichhorror]

12 Monkeys is a 1995 American science fiction thriller film directed by Terry Gilliam from a screenplay by David Peoples and Janet Peoples, based on Chris Marker's 1962 short film La Jetée. It stars Bruce Willis, Madeleine Stowe, Brad Pitt, and Christopher Plummer. Set in a post-apocalyptic future devastated by disease, the film follows a convict who is sent back in time to gather information about the man-made virus that wiped out most of the human population on the planet.

[mutantrenegade]

[fae-candy]

[catdotwav]

[its-a-snowpoff]

happy pride everyone

[ffuckyouyoufuckinfuckk]

Get Sexy Let No One Hit

[krasnoarmeyets]

i bet it feels good as fuck to intend to do something and then actually do it

[maggi-cube]

The demons of white illiteracy have entered my inbox

[cpericardium]

[louisegluckpdf]

the earth hates to see my meek ass coming

[screwyouandrew]

I love the enthusiasm at this display from the Field Museum's restoring earth exhibition

RELEASE THE TOADS!!!

[lifeafterpsychiatry]

Sometimes my little cat will approach me all "what if there was a little cat now" and it's always an excellent idea I love when there's a little cat

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

i was looking up synonyms for tired and seeing these two next to each other gave me whiplash

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

happy pride month. reblog if you are also fagged out and bushed