Ass tractors

;)? ;).

[be-fearless--free-yourself]

It sucks knowing that you're not good enough and are so easily replaceable

[itsmypoopoopanicmode-deactivate]

all my lesbian and bi girl mutuals are getting girlfriends in 2018 i have spoken it into existence. i have planted the seed which will grow into fruition

[tripping-hazard-deactivated2018]

I appreciate the sentiment, but I’m bi and I’ve been with my male partner almost 11 years so for me to get a gf in 2018 would mean shit got seriously fucked up and I really don’t want that drama. Can mine be a platonic gf? Cuz I need one of those BAD.

[harlivy]

[pics-that-make-you-go-hmm]

[ribly]

[black-to-the-bones-deactivated2]

[from-zacatecas-with-love]

[bitchycode]

Mood

[robogiggles]

[pacificrim-archive]

lesbians: musterd

gays: ketchupe 

[dat-soldier]

#these fucking idiots are leaning on wet paint

[landofwindandthrowingshade]

Nobody said the gays were smart

[boobasprite]

[sir-thursday]

Sir that is too big a bite

[x-file]

Don’t tell him what to do

[sir-thursday]

He is causing a scene

[blackness-by-your-side]

I’m just scared people are going to forget about Flint and forget about these children.

[liftedtruth]

#DontforgetaboutFlint

[thehighpriestofreverseracism]

#EnvironmentalRacism

[duckypi]

why are old people so obsessed with doing this

[pucikat-deactivated20161211]

me as a castaway spelling with leaves:

tfw u get stranded😱😱😱😞😞😞😞😞😞😩😩😩😩😩😩😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 succs 👎👎👎👎👎👎👎😾😾😾😾😾😡😡😡😡💩💩💩💩💩cause theres no pokestops 😂😂😂😂😂😂👌👌👌👌👌💯💯💯💯💯😜😜😜😜so whoever sees this 👀👀👀👀👀👈👈👈👈👈👈u know what to do😋😋😋😏😏😏😏😏😛😛😛😛😉😉😉😉💅💅💅💅💅💅

[minajs]

you know what pisses me off? what really gets my goat? that sean bean’s birth name was shaun bean but he changed it to sean bean to screw with people. you want to know why sean bean dies in everything? because god is punishing him for this.  

[bionysus-deactivated20181019]

are you fucking kidding me

[shiftythrifting]

Not really thrifted I guess, but I came across this rather suggestive ceramic cream container on Craigslist.

[jdjduebrbjdejhebehf-deactivated]

Pop that pussy paul Revere!!!

[hashtagloveloses]

In an alternate dimension this is the logo for Starbucks instead of two-fin mermaid girl

[susandotcom-deactivated20210224]

[the-disney-elite]

“While we were recording, the animators filmed me to use as a reference for expression and body movement. They also captured certain facial expressions and the way my hands moved.

“My 2-year-old already recognizes ‘Mommy’ on the screen. My brother came all the way from Alaska to the Central Park premiere, and throughout the screening, he constantly nudged me because he recognized traits of mine.”

– Irene Bedard, the speaking voice of Disney’s Pocahontas

[shencomix]

[markv5]

“Сотворение”

[pinkpop1997]

so i threw this into translate

and i was confused for a split second before remembering: