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cat no banana

[gasterofficial]

[minajs]

my tumblr is as old as i was when i made a tumblr

[minajs]

the midroll ads on amazon prime make me so angry that I start foaming at the mouth and twitching like a feral animal with rabies when they start

[minajs]

is this thing on

[minajs]

bye

[minajs]

hi

[kas-a]

[valtsv]

my cat, passed out in a patch of sunlight: ooooooooh i’m a warm little bitch!

[ratguzzler-deactivated20181213]

if you have the words ‘anime titties’ anywhere on your blog go home i dont want your weird ass following me

[catgirlbulge]

But by posting this doesn’t it mean that you have it on your blog

[ratguzzler-deactivated20181213]

[baetology]

Stop letting your heart and your pussy choose your men.

[trapbinch]

I’m confused, what is left…

[trapbinch]

Oh nvm lmao my brain. You right sis lol you is right

[baetology]

You really forgot your whole brain.

[pussylipgloss]

she read this post with her pussy

[jillsteinfuneralcity]

goth gf this and goth gf that. where were yall when i was getting bullied in middle school

[fluoride-bomb]

also getting bullied in middle school

[jillsteinfuneralcity]

ally

[butchscientist]

i just had the absolute WORST realization

[butchscientist]

glee would have covered despacito

[bitchofnovember-blog]

Your Swearing Habits Will Allow Us To Guess Your Exact Age

You kiss your mother with that mouth?!

Holy shit - so I put almost every word to “always”, in keeping with my foul fucking mouth, except for the one or two I don’t use much, and it got my age to within a year. This is fucking hardcore magic.

[jortsfan]

LET HI M LIVE

[lord-kitschener]

99 Luftballons is German despacito

[cinnabargirl]

Das ist so traurig. Alexa, spiel 99 Luftballons.

[theculture]

“Told em’ I met Slim Shady, bagged a Em…” | @minajvtrois for more original pop culture GIFs

[iameverysparklywoman]

Messy girls are so incredibly woke and counterculture etc. every time I go into a girl’s room and she just has a bowl of cereal rotting in the corner I feel a deep sense of kinship