[moethh]

die die die

[milowing]

the father (dolly parton), the son (sabrina carpenter), and the holy spirit (miss piggy)

[aflo]

if you're washed chopped and cooked then you might be vegetables

[keychaingirl]

literally how is traffic real everyone just go

[thoughts-memories]

[sneefsnorf]

stop using chat gpt. i can also feed you misinformation when you ask me questions and also im beautiful

[hwardlaunch]

[dorothygale]

*planet explodes* *removes one earbud* what

[thatonekimgirl]

an excellent trope: supposed to be looking at their surroundings but sneaking glances at each other

[thischarmingdog]

my advice for women is eat more, shave less, and do whatever the fuck you want

[avadcniels]

bonrad + taylor swift [template]

[force-dyad]

The Summer I Turned Pretty | 3.11 At Last

[softpng]

the workday/weekend ratio is so off. like ethically.

[sanguineshade]

I love uninstalling shit. Get out of my computer.

[sweet-tea-skitty]

i also love using task manager to kill things! Cease this

[georgecuntanza]

love books. because it’s like what if something happened

[freakoutgirl]

some people are afraid to be cheesy. I live my whole life on the charcuterie board

[dpdr-donnie]

I'm fine, I just have a gaping black hole in my chest that cannot be filled. But other than that,

[kushblazer666]

i am as white as a white american can get and the thought of using the white color emojis sickens me to the bone. bitch if you dont make me simpsons yellow