[just-sans-things]

I SAID I’M POURING CHILI ON MY BALLS

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would you describe yourself as "locked in" or "locked out"

i would describe myself as aweshome

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i find things on these blog extremely dave strider not even sans, sorryun

more like dave SNORTER LOL!! sorry i know things are rough for him at home

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gibey

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REJOICE COMRADES! after 8 grueling years under review, my beautiful boy Gibby is finally for public viewing pleasure

[just-sans-things]

whata you think of the economony

real men dnont care about stupid gay shit like that im too busy playing EXTREME TIDDLYWINKS

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if my pussy could talk it would say “Im sorry”

[fossapsicotica]

if my pussy could talk it would say "IM SO GREEN"

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LOL! pussy you oxidizing son of a gun this is why i love you man

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i pee wherever the wind takes me

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how do you do it

two words kid. Musard. Ketship.

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my cherios spelled out my exact address this morning but like what the gudge ever i gobbled those honey nut freaks up and licked the bowl too

[just-sans-things]

someone contact my fucking lawyers

[just-sans-things]

my cherios spelled out my exact address this morning but like what the gudge ever i gobbled those honey nut freaks up and licked the bowl too

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that catholic turtle keeps trying to baptize me in the church punch bowl but i'm so slippery and aerodynamic that wrinkled old fool couldn't catch me if his life depended on it

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so im having a piss in the bathroom (where its supposed to go…) and these vaping godless wenches think the sound of my tinkle warrants a giggle. does anyone know how to get me in contact with some powerful etsy witches for a cheap and swift vengeance

[ted-undead]

went to take a piss and two girls sharing a vape went “oml this girl is actually pissing” yes girl because it’s the piss room

[thevalkyrieflies]

wow get a load of this guy

using the room with plumbing for the purpose of pissing to piss what a LOSER amirite

[just-sans-things]

would either of you like to purchase my ex wife's gently used playstation portable console

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i do cool skate tricks at the park to impress the milfs but i fell on my precious tushie and all the hot mamas laughed at me and said “wow i could never fuck a guy with a skateboard broken tush” and i cried the whole way home

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The data on the explosive diarrhea outbreak is inaccurate. my massive and frequent doody butt is an outlier i am diarrheas gorg

[mspussybitters]

do you know why they call me what they do

[mspussybitters]

its cause of my cooter

[just-sans-things]

you kind of jingle lowkey

thanks santa laid a curse upon my thickest rump to jingle and jangle with every step so he can hear when I’m sneaking up behind him

[just-sans-things]

Its spungbaulbs birthday today