Gold Standard

“sick burn bro” says the medical doctor as he examines my third degree injury

[victorborkowski]

here, let me show you.

[devildaisies]

I fucking love jock villagers in animal crossing they're just like, "what is UP bro your triceps are looking particularly radiant today. Take this DIY card. Love you bro"

[comickedbook]

julian: we could totally take the new mutants in a fight

josh:

[hoe4byron]

sorry bro can't go out tonight. i'm stuck in an eternal state of melancholy

[why-i-love-comics]

New Mutants #2 - “Space Jail” (2019)

written by Jonathan Hickman art by Rod Reis

[fiiimbulvetr-a]

Things the RPC needs more of: Mentor/parental relationships between muses. And not just “mom friend” and literal family relations.

A muse who is in no way related to another, taking someone under their wing and teaching/caring for them.

And I want this for more than just child muses. Just because you’re an adult doesn’t mean you don’t still need guidance or a shoulder to lean on.

[pastel-petticoats]

A quick collection of Dani Moonstar being a kickass mom

[valtsv]

being in class is like *writes down words without understanding any of them* *drinks water* *looks at phone* *doesn't know what's going on* *zones out* *realizes 20 minutes have passed* *gets annoyed at people talking* *looks at phone* *drinks water*

[luftsprungn656]

[pukicho]

The doctor just called. He told me I’m too ripped :( they’re putting me down

[kramer]

Bro stop being gender conforming youre scaring the hoes

[otterplusharchive]

(jolts up awake) oh FUCK i need to appreciate and love my friends!!!!!! (sprints into the woods)

[popokko-deactivated20210315]

older siblings b like i hate u because mom made me do things before u were born and also because u are taller. younger siblings b like u are oppressing me by giving me a task. only children b like what the fuck is compromise, fuck you

[popokko-deactivated20210315]

middle children b like [disappear under mysterious circumstances]

[biokinetix]

Less believable than me being a cryptid is me going into the woods. 

[biokinetix]

Me, standing in the middle of the woods at night, reflecting the glow from your flash light back with all the intensity of 40 block tall minecraft lava tower: Cryptid

[shittycryptids]

Josh

[vermilus-deactivated20240227]

@shibuyasymphony @biokinetix

[assyrianjalebi]

Gentleman’s Agreement (1947)