bad boy brought the boom.

name's john egbert, the one and only. nice to meet you. [Location: Chicago; currently on vacation. Age: 18 Independent blog, willing to rp with any fandom.]

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tomorrow i'm going to be remaking this blog- moving it to its own area so i don't keep doing the thing with main blog mix ups.

also, to new followers, i am so so sorry!

[oraclekind-blog]

GT: yeah. that's me. kind of in the hospital. have been and didn't wanna tell you. GT: didn't want to get you worried but you already seem it so! sorry.

TT: “kind of in the hospital.”TT: “didn’t want to get you worried.”TT: Being worried is a bit of an understatement as to what I am currently feeling along with these other estrange emotions.TT: But pushing that and your supposed heartfelt apology I am going to be bold and ask if you are alright?

[biologicalbadboy-blog]

GT: ugh i’m sorry rose. GT: i’m fine right now. GT: the nurses took my phone when they saw me on it so now they released me and they drove me home. GT: i’m fine though! GT: …are you alright? :(

[probablyharley-blog]

LAST NIGHT I GOT SERVED A LIL TOO MUCH OF THAT WHISKEY HHHH MAN AM I SUPPOSED TO BE ONLINE HELL NAW I AINT BUT IM BLASTING COUNTRY MUSIC WHILE BAKIN COOKIES FOR KEMET

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tenacious-oracle:

In all honesty, it had been a long time since Rose actually cried. It probably explained why her tears of joy took long for her to recover. Because every inch of sadness from having Kanaya walk out, to Jade leaving, and then the happiness to meeting Dave once more, and being reunited with Terezi all swelled inside her. Causing Rose to have her eyes continue to prickle with fresh tears as her body wracked against the embrace. And Jesus Christ she felt horrible about ruining John’s shirt even more. But judging by the laughter he let out—and god how she missed that sound—and the comforting words it was fine.

Everything was fine.

It took her a moment to cool down. She distracted himself by the sound of him breathing and listening to his voice rumble through his chest. It helped significantly, and it wasn’t long till she sort of loosely held onto him. Her breathing returned to normal and if the boy hadn’t had his head nestled on top of hers she would have pulled back to compose herself properly. Her eyes and cheeks were probably red right now. Not to mention her makeup was probably ruined—

“That sounds wonderfully really. The last actual movie I saw in theaters was Frozen, truthfully.” She grinned a bit against him. Gosh she was such a dork for going out to see a children’s movie. Though no one could say anything, but even as it was aimed to please young audience the movie was wonderful in its own way. “Hell, I’d see one of your stupid movies at this rate.”

As long as the choice didn’t separate them that quick then she was good.

He waited it out; it was the only thing he could really do anyways. He didn't want to pull away too soon and make this ravine even harder to jump, but he also didn't want to overstay his welcome. Luckily, she did that for him, and he managed to speak again. 

"Hey, I'll watch anything, just as long as I get to hear you laugh."

He smiled down at her and chuckled,raising his head to begin ruffling her hair a little. "What do you say to some comedy?" John offered to her, smiling like he was just given a trillion dollars. "Anything you watch I'll be good with, as long as I don't see you crying again, okay?"

[davidstrider]

bull fucking shit none of you are secretly dave strider so dont “-reblog- if youre secretly dave strider”

thats perjury

[biologicalbadboy-blog]

to be honest dave.

multiples of you is just another gift from hell.

welcome buddy. we've been expecting you. :P

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mobile post))

Fffffffuuuh. I don't want to go to school help. But uh. As soon as I get home I'll respons to you lovelies. You too davethecrowboy. You too uvu. Anywho. I'm super tired and might pass out if I stay home and probably wake up at the time I'm normally off if I do stay home ahhhh conflict help me But it's all cool so thanks for following and have a good day y'all.

[biologicalbadboy-blog]

Drunk rps?]]

John sat by himself by the fire of his household, empty win bottles scattered around his form, and one mostly full one in his hands. His vision blurred past comprehension and he brought the sustenance to his lips and down some of it before coughing and hacking, like a lung was going to come up.

After he calmed down, he started to sing a song, to himself, that he favored in times like these. 

"Cross my heart and hope to die, burn my lungs and curse my eyes. I've lost control and I don't want it back. I'm going numb- I've been hijacked. It's a fucking drag..."

[biologicalbadboy-blog]

You know I'm not one To break promises~ I don't want to hurt you But I need to breathe~ At the end of it all, you're still my best friend! But there's something inside that I need to release...

Which way is right Which way is wrong? How do I say that I need to move on?

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[[fucking reblog issues hngrg]]

It seemed so out of character when she laughs. Laughing and enjoying the fact that John swept her into a hug as if he hadn’t seen her in a long while. And truthfully to Rose it was a long time. It was why she didn’t mind the hug or his constant compliments. She was just elated. Elated to hear his voice and see him once again. “I wouldn’t say that. You have changed also, John. Keep it up and you can make any ladies swoon for you.”

She thought about fake swooning to prove her point, but instead she settled with a knowing smirk. Her cheeks dusting a light shade of pink with his compliments, but she ignored them instantly with his last comment. “I can’t either; I am still a bit giddy to see you in all reality.” Usually Rose wasn’t the talkative type, but who could stay quiet when something like this was happening?

“How have you been? Where have you been? Everything is alright, correct?”

"Everything's great! I've just been out of commission due to a tornado hitting the school I go to sooo." He chuckles nervously, looking away shyly. "Yeah, but besides that, everything's fine. Everything is better now that you're here." He said that sincerely, looking back at her and smiling broadly. 

[biologicalbadboy-blog]

I was fine, just a guy livin' on my own, Waitin' for the sky to fall. Then you called and changed it a~ll... doll. Velvet lips and the eyes to pull me in~. We both know you'd already win. O~h your original si~n.

[biologicalbadboy-blog]

‘John?’

The sudden call of her name did evoke some kind of jump out of her. To where her body whips around, and the curiosity on her face melts to happiness. “John.” Rose chirps in response with a wide smile of her own. She shifts a bit closer making sure that it was indeed him and not some kind of imposter who somehow knew her name.

He may be right. She probably looked different, but hey he did also. “It’s nice to see you.”

At finally hearing her voice, he couldn't help but grin broadly and hug her. Tightly, in fact. "Rose, oh my god, I can't believe it's you!" He gleefully called in return, the hug not lasting more than a few seconds, knowing that there is such a thing as personal space, and respecting that boundary. "You look different! More beautiful and brilliant!" John complimented without a hint of hesitation, dark blue eyes alight with a childish joy.

"You look great Rose!" He complimented again, his wide grin making him seem like his normal dorky self for once. But the grin started to dissipate into somewhat of a nostalgic smile as he spoke again. "I really can't believe it's you."

[biologicalbadboy-blog]

"Oh gosh!" John excitedly calls out to the new visitor. He sounded like a little kid in a toy store. "Rose is that you? I didn't recognize you for a moment!"

[biologicalbadboy-blog]

"Well, hello there miss."

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Homestuck Roleplay!

This is a Homestuck side blog to my main one which double's as a CoolCat ask blog as well. This blog is John, as you can tell, and I'm looking for people to RP with me! Please send me something if you want to RP!

[biologicalbadboy-blog]

John had been walking around in this new state - or was it new? He couldn't be all too sure anymore. He had a pretty shitty memory. - with his hands in his pockets. His attire consisted of the a normal blue tank top, jeans, a black jacket, and sneakers. Nothing much. John looked up at the buildings before merely sitting down on the grass of a lawn, not really caring of who's it was, and looking around. How weird this place was. Bustling with activity and such. Not that it was entirely different from Chicago of course, but different places had different amounts of activity.

[biologicalbadboy-blog]

So the blog's up and running, safe and sound. I gotta thank Blitzy-babe for the music and theme, and, of course, the theme creator. I hope you all can send in some asks.