[lmaonade]

nobody:

common house spider: can i die of malnutrition in your bedroom please?

[hyunjining]

i’m……..

[umbrellaacademy-uk]

Mary J Blige as a time-travelling assassin is literally the best thing that ever happened to us.

[moth-doe]

If

You

Hate

Opossums

Then

Get

The

Fuck

Off

My

Blog

[stonerparty]

[shefromhouston]

5 ways not to be used:

-believe patterns not apologies

-don’t fall in love with potential

-believe red flags

-know your worth

-don’t lower your standards

[l0v3-r3v9]

DON’T FALL IN LOVE WITH POTENTIAL!!!!

[94xs]

[labias]

[violaslayvis]

Old men on grindr: “Want to be my piss slave? Daddy wants to teach you a lesson you dirty slut”

Me:

[wereralph]

adding video to text posts was an incredible gift

[bestviralposts]

INCREDIBLE PHOTO <3

link below to see:

http://sh-meet.bigpixel.cn/?from=groupmessage&isappinstalled=0&fbclid=IwAR1CWHqrxwZ1OUHem0CjjLrTBDH2j2cS4zISRo_2a6coC-A_YkFRr6QzMls

credit to: ketul

[warmwate-r]

Zoomed in and found this gem

[roseverdict]

I think I found someone who knows about the camera

Hello there, observant person!

[thyrell]

uh oh

[all-hail-mono-onion]

i encourage you guys to click the link it’s hella rad

bonus:

special protected fire hydrant

[shrimpathy-for-the-rogue]

Bucket

[tadpoledancer]

Hello darkness my old friend

[fuckyahumor]

damnnnnn 

[cdpdoodler]

enemy spotted

[lubricates]

damn this had like 3k notes yesterday

[997]

me: i need to fix my sleep schedule! waking up early is so good and i get to enjoy the best of the weather and i get ultra productive and- me @ 4:37 am on a wednesday:

[tomhollandisdaddy]

[tritiated]

Today is National Coming Out Day

If you’re thinking about coming out as straight, consider this:

[rosentraume]

[livenarrator]

I can’t actually even process how bad this is. I logged of for the 17th and came back to find out 6 porn bots had followed me while I was logged out

[chubbinafatzarelli]

this is the single saddest thing I’ve ever seen on cutthroat kitchen

[serinos-kitt]

The contestant didn’t speak English as a first language Due to this the judge didn’t judge his dish as biscuits and gravy but as brisket and gravy and the contestant moved onto the next round After this Alton started explaining the dish he was asking them to make more in detail to make sure it didn’t happen again.

[artemistheartist]

THE CORRECT WAY TO REACT TO LANGUAGE MISCOMMUNICATION

[alexander]

All of us on New Year’s Eve: “2018 is gonna be great… way better than last year”

2018:

[acciowine]

2019 waiting on deck:

[nicoleavecamour]