Bionic Toast

omg wtf, enjoy!

[d3fendpop-punk-deactivated20170]

Same.

[everythingfox]

Gud Kitty!

[bangooza]

[bruisemark]

She thicc

Thoughtful Honest Interesting Caring Compassionate

[great-tweets]

[teasugarsalt]

The blue eyes mark this crow as young, not a full adult.

You’ve been pranked by a teen hooligan.

[cheese24k]

[crack-lindsay]

All hope is lost so quickly I can’t stop laughing.

[theweirdwideweb]

[haunted-meatsack]

[baturaylarinsonvarisi]

[rubyneo]

its cancer season which means being horny but like in a romantic way

[henrychenq]

cute gender neutral things to call ur partner

significant annoyance

[hakuteeth]

me: I’m not bitter

narrator: she was bitter

[ampervadasz]

[creepled]

this video is like every facet of what it is to be a cat, all at once

[somecutething]

[prokopetz]

As cat owners we like to joke about how the cat is the one who’s really in charge, but let’s be honest here: my cats think they’re in charge, but they’re also fucking dumbasses. It’s sort of an incompetent-king-and-long-suffering-advisor arrangement, if the king were prone to getting their head stuck in Kleenex boxes.

[chiribomb-deactivated20220820]

Me, disentangling my cat’s claw from the blankets for the third time:

[bob-belcher]

[endmyreign]

[sarahseeandersen]

[knightcore]

me: *neglects my duo lingo app*

The Duolingo Owl:

[lilacfarm]

everytime we touch

did u think about Kiss You or Better Than Words

[lmaoing-deactivated20180925]

can we all just be honest and admit it was neither we all thought of cascada im just being real