"because he took me away from you"

dexter. he/they. 27. current hyperfix: formula 1, max verstappen. https://linktr.ee/opolivebranch 🍉

[mamaluigi2018-commsopen]

RWBY x Pokemon Pt.4

Here comes trouble and make it double! Partners in Crime with Partners in Pokemon! Neopolitan and Roman Torchwick with Vanilluxe and Theivul!

[sporkteeth]

just plain greedy

[ros-sauce]

Kitty Kitty was begging me to turn the sink on, but I was running so hard on autopilot that I didn't register that she wanted the sink to be Just A Little On, and I ended up turning it on full blast while her head was right under the faucet. Luckily she, like me, only possesses 3 brain cells, so she didn't consider getting upset, and instead just stared at me while purring as her forehead became increasingly drenched and I realized what I had done.

[ros-sauce]

artistic rendition

[spicymochi]

silly seals from outer space

[jairun2001]

Dante Sparda

[willabee]

new cat bed invented

[willabee]

aerial view:

[thecryptkeeper]

[honeyfawns]

mid life crisis ? no no, mid DAY crisis. happens every day

[lakevida]

everyone younger than me is having a baby and everyone older than me has 3+ roommates and everyone the same age as me fell down a biiiiiiiiiiig flight of stairs

[aetherlite]

chase you to the end of the world just to say your name once more

[esmiara]

[darksouls2-gendercoffin]

can I come over and dodge roll into all your breakable furniture

[chanrizard]

250614 Buzz Rhythm 02 ⁝⁝ Bang Chan

[rivka-kopelman]

What do ya think happens when we die?

you wake up in blockbuster with a couple of chocolate bars, no one is mad at you, and you got $15

[disgustinggf]

[airwar]

we used to turn the tv on and just watch whatever was on there

[correctopinionhaver]

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]