Miss Kitty's Little Torment Dimension

your darkest goddess ~ nonbinary lesbian ~ late 20s ~ not my main blog lately

[jame7t]

God I’m so hungry I could eat a h- *looks around nervously to make sure my friend Devin, the Talking Horse isn’t nearby* phew. Well I’m so hungry I could kill and eat my friend Devin

[64mpg]

i’m on onion rings right now

[64mpg]

get me my keys NOW

[itsalwaysdark]

you have to be careful reading too many things that are good/smart/well-written bc then you encounter something that isnt and you get confused like ? why didnt they just make this good ? were they stupid

[angelicguy]

These jeans fit me now, sure, but there's no way they'll fit me in my Lucario form. *hands the pair back to the exasperated Levi's attendant*

[teaboot]

I feel like pirating media that isn’t sold or offered anywhere legally anymore shouldn’t be called piracy. Girl thats archaeology

[dogpuppy]

[fairycosmos]

they’re saying you’re finally going to become a real person like everyone else. they just announced it

[deformable-pet]

you cant just have whatever you want

[windmills123]

i was born in the downloads folder all alone with only a readme file to my name

[parachim]

inat's email game is wild

[innerchildabortionclinic]

seeing a new pasta shape is memorable and exciting

[nocturnaltigerrevelation]

>have problem

>recognize it as part of my divine punishment

>no problem

[zmpl]

[fatestayyuri]

was recently in a cuck chair scenario where both the person giving and the person receiving was on their phone and I thought to make a pithy boomer post about it before realising that I was also on my phone

[creamycuppy]

first iwaspoisoned pull and yes its a banger

[miraclemaya]

people are calling my blade made of moonlight that exists only as an illusion bullshit. they say "how can it ignore my shield, as if it wasn't there" and i tell them that it is a blade of illusions. then they ask me "how can a blade of illusions cut through my flesh, that which is surely more real" and i explain that the role of a blade is to cut flesh, and my weapon is most certainly a blade

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]